ZOOGZ RIFT IN NEED

<< Should I point people towards your web page so as to get
you more donations? Let me know if there's anything I can do in SubGenius land to help.

Well, now that you mention it, I've been asking for $100 donations to help finance the rehearsals/recording sessions for BOHEMIAN BUDDHA. I need $1200, but so far I've only raised $500. I need it within the next three weeks or so though, so time is of the essence. Each person donating gets in return for their investment a "free" copy of the finished CD, as well as their name listed in the album credits in a "Special Thanks To" section, and a free, weirdorama SCI SECRET SURPRISE GIFT to scare the neighbors with---not to mention a new, fucked up, beeeezaar swan song ZR album of coolsky music we can listen to in our cars whilc getting our dicks sucked (both of them!). We don't know yet how blind I'll wind up being (well, we already know I'll keep a little of my peripheral vision, just being blocked out in the front, so at least I'll still be able to walk to the bathroom by myself), but I'll ALWAYS remain ZOOGZ RIFT (uh, whatever THAT is), and will continue to try to create DADA until the day I die---but it's going to be a lot harder to do that now that this new problem has arisen. Anyways, anyone STUPID ENOUGH TO SEND ME MONEY is sure welcome to get it out to me RIGHT AWAY at:

Zoogz Rift
PMB 184
6520 Platt Avenue
West Hills, CA 91307-3218

Any help "BOB" can send my way would be appreciated---BUT HE SHOULD DO IT ANYWAY! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Whatever happens, keep up the uh, well, great work! ;)

Kill 'em.

--ZRTLM
http://www.zoogzrift.com/

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