Even the most humble and ill-informed of SubGenius scholars will recall with ease that it was the assassinated Nensmaster NENSLO who held the first "X-Day Drill." And where did he hold it? Why, in Lemuria of course. Lemuria (formerly known as Portland Oregon) has more experience in X-Day drills than any other location on the planet, including Brushwood!
Therefore, let it be known that on or about July 5th there shall be multiple SubGenius events in multiple locations, some public and some private, attended by internationally famous cool rock star SubGenii as well as local nobody cool secret rock star SubGenii.
Events will likely include a cookout, movies, rockets, postering.
Events may include camping.
Events will likely not include preaching, bands, pooping in hot tubs.
Nothing is established yet.
REV. DR. ONAN CANOBITE is organizing it. Write and keep watching this space for details as they emerge.
LEMURIA X-DAY 2K WEB PAGE:
ATTENTION ALL SUBGENII! Here are the three most important activities you must accomplish if you are planning on attending the LEMURIAN X-Day 2K.
ONE: GET OFF WORK JULY 5th. If you are one of those SubGenii who have yet to break the work habit, start thinking up excuses to get off work on July 5th right now. We'll be having slackful events all over Lemuria for the entire week, but all the 'you MUST attend' super fun secret ones will happen all day that day. This is the one you don't want to miss. One day off for SubGenii out of 365s of Conspiracy domination isn't much to ask, so don't ask for it - DEMAND IT.
TWO: BUY SUBGENIUS. The Lemurian X-Week won't happen on a stage, with clearly identified 'famous' SubGenii leading their zombie followers. Here in Lemuria, we'll have a schedule of events and where they happen; if you show up, _you_ are 'on stage.' If you want your fellow SubGenii to know you are One Of Us you may need to make it stupidly obvious by wearing something like an official SubGenius Foundation brand t-shirt with a big ol' Dobbshead on it. Of course the idea that you might actually meet someone and have to talk to them, maybe make a new friend or more-than-a-friend, that idea alone is terrifying to many SubGenii. Perhaps you're better off staying indoors all that week, lest you accidentally have fun and enjoy all the slack that you asked "Bob" to help you help yourself to. The rest of us will be sporting our Dobbswear and laughing not with but at you, just like you like it. PS: There may be Lemurian t-shirts later on.
THREE: FIND A PLACE TO STAY. Coming in from out of town? That's great! Thinking we're going to provide you with food and lodging? Ha ha ha! Yes, there are plenty of hotels, motels, grocery stores, restraunts and homeless shelters here in Lemuria, and if you're in touch enough to be reading this message you have what it takes to find your own food and lodging. "Bob" may help you out; ask him, but don't ask Onan. Of course if you have a contact here already then you're in.
MORE UPDATES AND INSTRUCTIONS TO FOLLOW. KEEP WATCHING THIS SPACE.
Emphasis will be LEMURIANS ONLY and it occurs after (not during or before) Brushwood. Many SubGenii have grown confused and thought the thing here competes with the thing there. No no. Please post?
Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite <email@example.com> http://www.subgenius.com/ Lemurian Toll Free Voice Message and Fax Number: 877-380-0077 ext.976 Send $30 unto The SubGenius Foundation Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 USA
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