XXX-DAY: TITS

Last year it was The Film Project...but this year it's The Tit Project!

If you haven't figured it out already, XXX-Day is a celebration of sex. (To quote Dr. Legume: "Duh.") And what part of the human body are celebrated more than any other, as far as sex is concerned?

TITS.

Therefore, XXX-Day will be YOUR chance to contribute to The Tit Project.

It's simple enough: We'll have a poster board set up, and anyone who wants can come up, make a tit-print, and sign it for posterity. Your tits will LEAVE THEIR MARK upon the world, before the Xists arrive and NUKE IT ALL!

If you'd rather make your tit-print in private without anyone watching (and filming), that's fine. Privacy arrangements will be made.

Both women *and* men are free to make their own tit-prints. Hell, some of the guys' tits in this Church are bigger than the women's! (Including mine.) Of course, our tits are hairier, too, but I won't get into that right now.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: magdalen@subgenius.com
Date: Mon, Jun 12, 2000 12:58 PM
Message-ID: <394532B6.E8021089@home.com>

Maybe we could make plaster imprints, that would be 3D. I'm confused
about the inking-up process for the making of the tit prints, but I'm IN
either way! Woo hoo! Titty prints!

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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 12, 2000 5:44 PM
Message-ID: <20000612194447.14353.00002427@ng-co1.aol.com>

I just want to make it clear those blue lip stains are from the grape popcicles
and nothing else. For the record, I'm a LEG man. (But anyone who wishes to lop
off their leg and leave it for my collection is certainly welcome to do so.)
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: SubGenius Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

great.

my mom can put mine next to the handprints i did in kindergarten.

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S U B G E N I U S S P I C E

MEMBER CONDIMENTS CREW...CANNED BEEF DIVISION
"more irritating than pus on a sandwich."
TINCB
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (Rev. Prostata Cantata)
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Hmm... maybe have all the participating titties make prints on
several sheets of paper so we get more than one copy. People might want
to buy them.

I have a space on a wall at my office that is just CRYING OUT for
a big poster sized print of connieite titty prints.

Hint hint...
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: joy@bronze.coil.com (Joy D'Veeve)
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Count me in!

Joy D'Veeve

--
I try to be a sweetheart, but nothing seems to work
Would you love me better if I acted like a jerk?
--The Duke of Uke

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