Grass the movie, what a shit idea!!!

From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jun 4, 2000 1:55 PM
Message-ID: <8he568$gau$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

You people are BLITHERING IDIOTS if you think for one minute that any
card carrying member of the Church of the SubGenius wants to see some
stupid movie about how the CON cracks down on dope in America. WHAT A
BUNCH OF WUSSIES! We don't want to see some wimp ass marijuana movie by
some hippie comic book author and narrated by that drunk bartender
from "Cheerso/oo . HELL NO!!!! We don't want that shit, we want a real
SubGenius movie with MONKIES AND TRUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

How about a movie called "J.R. and Pee Bear and the Seven Lady
Truckerso/oo? Huhhh? How about that for a SubGenius film? We'll have J.R.
as himself, Stang as the monkey and Nikie Deathchick, Sister Decadence,
SubGenius Spice, Vagina and Friday Jones ( as twin sisters), Susie the
Floozie and Princess Wei as the seven lady truckers. We'll have Dr.
Legume as the evil redneck sheriff and Edfred as his bumbling comic
relief sheriffs deputy. Then comes Nu-Monet as the hitchhiker who gets
picked up by Dobbs and thrown back in the cabin with the "Lady
Truckerso/oo. Guest star appearances include Cheach Marin as the Mexican
border official and Courtney Love as the truck stop waitress. Musical
appearances include Einstein's Secret Truck Stop Orchestra and the Duke
of Uke and his rendition of "Convoyo/oo.

The whole story revolves around Dobbs running a load of Frop over the
border from Mexico and being chased 2000 miles to Brushwood NY by the
evil Sheriff Legume. This action packed movie will have loads of car
chases, car crashes, UFO's, truck stop whore house scenes, and in the
end Dobbs will deliver his "loado/oo for XXXDay festivities and even the
evil Sheriff Legume pays his $30.

I don't know who came up with this idea for "Grasso/oo ,but one thing
is for sure they sure as hell and paid up!!!!!! Repent you
losers!!!!! Pay your $30!!!!!

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