Subgenius? None of you! Fuck your "Bob" and screw your devivals. None of
you believe it, and none of you have the balls to live it. Safety of sanity is
all you know to strive for, and it's rotted you all from the inside. Your
clenches couldn't even grasp the concept of a real subgenius when demanded to
at judgment. No, smoking your frop does not a subgenius make. Quit your jobs,
but you still may not have slack. "Bob" is no savior. "Bob" has nothing for
you. You are supposed to be mocking all this religion shit by replacing "Bob."
Who will you turn to, subgenius? Who is your new savior? Don't think too
hard. Wouldn't want to get your mind off of all your nakedness and marijuana
orgies. Being weird does not make you a subgenius. Being promiscuous does not
make you a subgenius. "Bob" is dead. He certainly ain't gonna make you a
subgenius. Follow "Bob" for the rest of your life and you'll rot like the rest
of the pink flesh-bags.
Now, I. I am the subgenius. I've got so much slack, it'd make Bob's
rigor-mortis woodie sink. I've seen the future and it doesn't look good for
you folks. Keep practicing your X Days and go on with your fun rituals, and
it'll look like just one more cult from outer space. "Weirdo" cannot describe
me, the true subgenius. My adjective is alien. I know more about lesser
things than any of your clenches could combine in a twenty-volume library. Bow
to me, or I'll kill you. Bow to me, and I'll lead you all to death. You
cannot win. Only the subgenius will prevail. If you are a subgenius, you are
not reading this. If you are a subgenius, you will never hear from me again.
The real subgenius has more pressing matters to attend to. I hope you'll take
me to heart. I am what you all aspire to be. I've taunted you, and I can't
wait for your responses. Let my words fester here for the ages. Let your
debates roll in and the protest resound across the internet. Every word you
pile at my feet, every ounce of effort you waste in revenging your "faith"
confirms to me, your eventual idol, that you are all just mice in the pink rat
race. So eager for any sign to advance that you miss the lead of both races,
normal and subgenius. Plea for my pity, but I have none.
Rev. Chuck Porter 'Grade A'
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 16, 2000 12:50 AM
Message-ID: <skjjjmrtis4104@corp.supernews.com>
"Juggersnot" wrote >dgpgapksdg/,g,g,xg,sdgg
How did that butt plug fall out of your mouth? I'm never buying that cheap
ass duct tape again.
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: Fat Controller <fatcontroller@come.to>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 16, 2000 4:18 AM
Message-ID: <3949FEE9.FC9906C0@come.to>
Well what did you expect? It was ASS duct tape and a plug for BUTTS!
Use electrical tape and a pacifier - the former can cope with the
slobber and the pacifier's the right shape.
Or try a staple gun.
whyaskwhyaskwhy wrote:
>
> "Juggersnot" wrote >dgpgapksdg/,g,g,xg,sdgg
>
> How did that butt plug fall out of your mouth? I'm never buying that cheap ass duct tape again.
--
Rob "Fat Controller" Cruickshank
Combined Avatars of Brian the Octopus and Crazy Max the Turtle,
Disciples of the Great White Guppy, Founder of the Church Of The Sacred
Exploding Fish, Last Seen Sliding Down the Gullet of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
as the Eponymous Component of a Goldfish Layback some Years Previously
Certain Things are at http://come.to/fatcontroller/
Quake Map Shed: http://www.planetquake.com/fatty/
Real email is crescendo&at;xtra.co.nz - you should be able to work it
out.
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 16, 2000 11:12 AM
Message-ID: <160620001012302067%lilith@ZubJenius.com>
In article <20000616024731.03846.00003205@ng-ba1.aol.com>, Juggersnot
<juggersnot@aol.com> wrote:
> Subgenius?
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME ONLY ME FOREVER ME YOU'RE NOT ME NYAH NYAH.
YOU'RE YOU, YOU SUCK, CUZ YOU'RE NOT ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME. BUT
IF YOU BOW DOWN I'LL LET YOU STAND IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME, CUZ I'M ME
AND I'M COOL AND YOU'RE NOT CUZ YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LOOK AT ME IF YOU
HAVEN'T OPENED UP YOUR BUTT FOR ME ME MEMEME. IF YOU ARE CUTE I MIGHT
TOUCH YOU BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP BECAUSE YOU STILL SUCK AND I'M
STILL COOL BECAUSE I AM ME. YOU HEAR THAT? ME ME MEMEMEME ME MEEEEEEEE.
The Prophet Lilith
--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet--Devivor--Corrective Phrenologist--XXX-Day Stage Manager===
==c/o SSUCC--916 NE 65th #369--Seattle WA 98115--ssucc.ragnarokr.com==
==Inside the heart of every genius lurks a tard yearning to be free.==
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: magdalen@subgenius.com
Date: Fri, Jun 16, 2000 10:31 AM
Message-ID: <394A5644.83FE2CA6@home.com>
Juggersnot wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^ First of all, you only picked that name because *I*
subliminally planted the word "juggernaut" in your mind two months ago.
See my "deja-mountain" if you need proof.
>
> Subgenius? None of you! Fuck your "Bob" and screw your devivals.
You WISH! But, too bad for you, one has to leave the house to screw a
whole devival.
> None of
> you believe it, and none of you have the balls to live it.
Ahem. Is about all I can say. That and, somebody's gonna open up a can
of whoop as at you if you keep saying things like that.
>Safety of sanity is
> all you know to strive for, and it's rotted you all from the inside. Your
> clenches couldn't even grasp the concept of a real subgenius when demanded to
> at judgment.
But we don't NEED to "grasp concepts" or even be "not-rotten": like fine
cheeses or wines, we improve with rotting. All of this is made possible
by something you seem to have forgotten in your petty obsession with
"judgment": WE have an EXCUSE.
>No, smoking your frop does not a subgenius make. Quit your jobs,
> but you still may not have slack. "Bob" is no savior. "Bob" has nothing for
> you.
HA! "Bob" isn't a savior, but he does sell REAL EXCUSES that are good
against ALL deities, imaginary or real, forever. Put THAT in your pipe
and SMOKE IT, mister SMARTYMAN.
>You are supposed to be mocking all this religion shit by replacing "Bob."
We are supposed to be kicking the asses of anyone who tells us what
we're supposed to do, is what.
> Who will you turn to, subgenius?
The SubGenius Emergency Survival List, which you are NOT ON!
>Who is your new savior?
Hey, leave the LORD out of this! He's just a humble Sacred Businessman.
>Don't think too hard. Wouldn't want to get your mind off of all your nakedness and marijuana orgies.
This is the first sensible thing you've said so far.
>Being weird does not make you a subgenius. Being promiscuous does not
> make you a subgenius. "Bob" is dead. He certainly ain't gonna make you a
> subgenius. Follow "Bob" for the rest of your life and you'll rot like the rest
> of the pink flesh-bags.
Right! The only thing that can "make you a subgenius" is THIRTY
DOLLARS. And it has to go to PO Box 140306 Dallas, TX 75214. Or you
can order online with a credit card.
> Now, I. I am the subgenius. I've got so much slack, it'd make Bob's
> rigor-mortis woodie sink. I've seen the future and it doesn't look good for
> you folks. Keep practicing your X Days and go on with your fun rituals, and
> it'll look like just one more cult from outer space. "Weirdo" cannot describe
> me, the true subgenius. My adjective is alien. I know more about lesser
> things than any of your clenches could combine in a twenty-volume library. Bow
> to me, or I'll kill you. Bow to me, and I'll lead you all to death. You
> cannot win. Only the subgenius will prevail. If you are a subgenius, you are
> not reading this. If you are a subgenius, you will never hear from me again.
> The real subgenius has more pressing matters to attend to. I hope you'll take
> me to heart. I am what you all aspire to be. I've taunted you, and I can't
> wait for your responses. Let my words fester here for the ages. Let your
> debates roll in and the protest resound across the internet. Every word you
> pile at my feet, every ounce of effort you waste in revenging your "faith"
> confirms to me, your eventual idol, that you are all just mice in the pink rat
> race. So eager for any sign to advance that you miss the lead of both races,
> normal and subgenius. Plea for my pity, but I have none.
>
> Rev. Chuck Porter 'Grade A'
A pretty good attempt to create a personal Brag. But the bitterness
toward other Yetis is a real detriment. We may not like each other. We
may in fact hate each other. But in our hearts we know that any of US
is better than all of THEM, and we have to cling to that idea JUST LONG
ENOUGH to defeat our mutual enemy, the Conspiracy of Normalcy. Then we
can go back to fighting each other.
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: König PrüB, GmbH <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 16, 2000 11:53 AM
Message-ID: <skkqciqqis4115@corp.supernews.com>
Popess Lilith von Fraumench escrivened:
>In article <20000616024731.03846.00003205@ng-ba1.aol.com>, Juggersnot
><juggersnot@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> Subgenius?
>
>MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME ONLY ME FOREVER ME YOU'RE NOT ME NYAH NYAH.
>YOU'RE YOU, YOU SUCK, CUZ YOU'RE NOT ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME. BUT
>IF YOU BOW DOWN I'LL LET YOU STAND IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME, CUZ I'M ME
>AND I'M COOL AND YOU'RE NOT CUZ YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LOOK AT ME IF YOU
>HAVEN'T OPENED UP YOUR BUTT FOR ME ME MEMEME. IF YOU ARE CUTE I MIGHT
>TOUCH YOU BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP BECAUSE YOU STILL SUCK AND I'M
>STILL COOL BECAUSE I AM ME. YOU HEAR THAT? ME ME MEMEMEME ME MEEEEEEEE.
>
Subjectivity is sooooo nice! Channeling Nenslo, eh?
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 16, 2000 12:44 PM
Message-ID: <394A757A.700F@subgenius.com>
Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> YOU STILL SUCK AND I'M
> STILL COOL BECAUSE I AM ME. YOU HEAR THAT? ME ME MEMEMEME ME >MEEEEEEEE.
Feelin' sorry, feelin' sad.
So many ugly people I feel bad.
I'm so cute They're so homely.
Some of them at home 'n' lonely
wish they could be very cute like me
but they will never get to be.
Some folks got it, some folks don't
some so ugly they never won't.
Everybody see his hair
see his clothes I'm sure you care.
JUGGERSNOT Is really sweet
watch the way he keep the beat.
Sweet as honey he's a piece of cake
From the ginseng root & stuff he take
Vitamin E & all the B's... He's so cool he'll make you freeze!
Make you freeze...
Make you freeze, Excuse me please
Step aside I'm gonna ride
I'm gonna strut I'm gonna slide
Hey, ugly folks, Go get some cyanide An' die DIE DIE DIE DIE
Ugly is bad And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful And sin leads to eternal damnation
And hot burnin' fire!
Hot burnin' fire! Hot burnin' fire! Hot burnin' fire!
Screams of agony! Screams of agony! Screams of agony!
Screams of agony! Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh!
I'm so cute! I'm so cute! I'm so cute! I'm so cute!
--------------------------------
Dr.K'taden Legume
--------------------------------
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respect. Men may hate us. But, we don't ask for their love; only for
their fear."
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 16, 2000 8:52 AM
Message-ID: <394A3F2D.1509@subgenius.com>
Juggersnot wrote:
> Subgenius? None of you!
Not even little poor crippled Timmy?
> Fuck your "Bob" and screw your devivals.
Well, YEAH!
> None of
> you believe it
On the contrary, TOO MANY folks believe it.
>and none of you have the balls to live it.
Gosh, I burnt the darn muffins.
> Safety of sanity is
> all you know to strive for, and it's rotted you all from the inside.
My black stuff doesn't rot.
> Your
> clenches couldn't even grasp the concept of a real subgenius when demanded to
> at judgment.
YOU could grasp the DICK of one, if you smell nice and have money.
>"Bob" is no savior. "Bob" has nothing for
> you. You are supposed to be mocking all this religion shit by replacing "Bob."
WOW! What a novel concept! Did you make that up yourself? Oh,
waitaminnit! ""Bob" is not the answer, and neither is anything else.."
That Arise video DOES work, the message has been implanted so deeply you
think it's yours.
> Who will you turn to, subgenius? Who is your new savior?
I'm convinced. "CONAN" will be my new savior. Now I have to decide if
it's "Barbarian" or "O'Brien".
> Don't think too
> hard. Wouldn't want to get your mind off of all your nakedness and marijuana
> orgies.
Uh-oh, SOMEONE is peeved about not being invited. Whaasamatta Skippy?
Nobody wants to touch yer crank?
> Being weird does not make you a subgenius.
> Does too! Does too!
>Being promiscuous does not
> make you a subgenius.
Ladies, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
> "Bob" is dead.
I thought he was just tense.
>He certainly ain't gonna make you a
> subgenius.
Only "God" can make a SubGenius.
> Follow "Bob" for the rest of your life and you'll
...have really tired feet.
> Now, I. I am the subgenius.
I knew, of course (having read this same spew a dozen times before) that
this was coming. This is one of the steps that lead to you convincing
yourself that you YOURSELF are "Bob", and becoming another boring psycho
pinkanuck.
I know you think you're new, fresh, and unique, but sorry, Skippy,
you're just another MENTOS on the mint rack.
>I've got so much slack, it'd make Bob's
> rigor-mortis woodie sink.
You really MUST tell us about slack. I hear it's hella cool.
> I've seen the future and it doesn't look good for
> you folks.
Yeah, we're all gonna get real old and poop alot.
> Keep practicing your X Days and go on with your fun rituals, and
> it'll look like just one more cult from outer space.
Praise "Bob".
> "Weirdo" cannot describe
> me, the true subgenius.
Sure it can. And QUITE well. "Botard" is pretty good, too.
>My adjective is alien.
My pee-pee is Mesopotamian.
> I know more about lesser
> things than any of your clenches could combine in a twenty-volume library.
Mama's real proud of you.
> If you are a subgenius, you are
> not reading this.
If you were a SubGenius, you wouldn't be WRITING this.
>If you are a subgenius, you will never hear from me again.
I am a big beefy ravioli from the dark side of mung. Can I fuck your
life-size cardboard cutout of Lt.Uhura?
> The real subgenius has more pressing matters to attend to.
Muffins?
>I hope you'll take
> me to heart.
No, Heart's not playing in town, but if ABBA comes around WE'RE THERE.
> I am what you all aspire to be.
Should I kiss the tip of your mighty truncheon now or later?
> I've taunted you
You call THAT a taunt? I call it a "Filet O'Fish".
>and I can't
> wait for your responses.
Silly Rabbit. The nature of time is such that you MUST wait for our
responses.
>Let my words fester here for the ages.
I'm sorry. The ages are not available to accept your festering words at
this time. Please press "3" to leave them a message.
> Let your
> debates roll in and the protest resound across the internet.
Oooooh, how GRAND. Maybe Neil Diamond will write a song about this
thread someday.
> Every word you
> pile at my feet, every ounce of effort you waste in revenging your "faith"
> confirms to me, your eventual idol
The only word piled at your feet is "dogshit", and we'd appreciate it if
you'd not track it onto the carpet.
> that you are all just mice in the pink rat
> race.
And here I thought I was just another monkey at the dog food factory.
>So eager for any sign to advance that you miss the lead of both races,
> normal and subgenius.
"I'm sorry, Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now."
> Plea for my pity, but I have none.
Then you'll pardon me for not bothering.
>
> Rev. Chuck Porter 'Grade A'
Perhaps if you didn't make poopy in the sandbox, you'd be allowed to
graduate to Grade B. They make pictures with macaroni and glue in Grade
B. Doesn't that sound fun?
--------------------------------
Dr.K'taden Legume (Grade 4)
--------------------------------
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respect. Men may hate us. But, we don't ask for their love; only for
their fear."
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: SWILBERT® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 16, 2000 5:57 PM
Message-ID: <394ABEEA.4635@subgenius.com>
Juggersnot wrote:
>
> Bow to me, and I'll lead you all to death.
That and all that other stuff goes double for me. Ya buncha knock-kneed
fumblebums. This is the only guy talking sense here.
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: St. Chaos Israel <chaisrNOchSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 16, 2000 8:49 PM
Message-ID: <14715bee.1bfe9655@usw-ex0101-007.remarq.com>
juggersnot@aol.com (Juggersnot) wrote:
> Subgenius? None of you! Fuck your "Bob" and screw your
devivals. None of
>you believe it, and none of you have the balls to live it.
Safety of sanity is
>all you know to strive for, and it's rotted you all from the
inside. Your
>clenches couldn't even grasp the concept of a real subgenius
when demanded to
>at judgment. No, smoking your frop does not a subgenius make.
Quit your jobs,
>but you still may not have slack. "Bob" is no savior. "Bob"
has nothing for
>you. You are supposed to be mocking all this religion shit by
replacing "Bob."
> Who will you turn to, subgenius? Who is your new savior?
Don't think too
>hard. Wouldn't want to get your mind off of all your nakedness
and marijuana
>orgies. Being weird does not make you a subgenius. Being
promiscuous does not
>make you a subgenius. "Bob" is dead. He certainly ain't gonna
make you a
>subgenius. Follow "Bob" for the rest of your life and you'll
rot like the rest
>of the pink flesh-bags.
> Now, I. I am the subgenius. I've got so much slack,
it'd make Bob's
>rigor-mortis woodie sink. I've seen the future and it doesn't
look good for
>you folks. Keep practicing your X Days and go on with your fun
rituals, and
>it'll look like just one more cult from outer space. "Weirdo"
cannot describe
>me, the true subgenius. My adjective is alien. I know more
about lesser
>things than any of your clenches could combine in a twenty-
volume library. Bow
>to me, or I'll kill you. Bow to me, and I'll lead you all to
death. You
>cannot win. Only the subgenius will prevail. If you are a
subgenius, you are
>not reading this. If you are a subgenius, you will never hear
from me again.
>The real subgenius has more pressing matters to attend to. I
hope you'll take
>me to heart. I am what you all aspire to be. I've taunted
you, and I can't
>wait for your responses. Let my words fester here for the
ages. Let your
>debates roll in and the protest resound across the internet.
Every word you
>pile at my feet, every ounce of effort you waste in revenging
your "faith"
>confirms to me, your eventual idol, that you are all just mice
in the pink rat
>race. So eager for any sign to advance that you miss the lead
of both races,
>normal and subgenius. Plea for my pity, but I have none.
>
>Rev. Chuck Porter 'Grade A'
>
>
If this is in reference to the blackmail payments--yes, I'm
three months behind, but judge hit me with another $150 child
support.
The check, I assure you, is in the mail; you may call the
lawyers if you wish, but I expect that *they'll* get all the
money.
Chaos Israel, returning briefly from the dead.
"Forget the food, forget the Slack, just kill me."
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: HellPope Huey X <radiopopeNOraSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 17, 2000 10:42 AM
Message-ID: <1e57e1b9.2c9fd71c@usw-ex0101-005.remarq.com>
I wish all you crazed fucks would cover yer goddamned MOUTHS
when you sneeze. Bad enough that I have to scrape the Pink
Baptist gleet offa me every time I come in from outside, but now
THIS dried brain snot on m'shirt. Good thing I was able to grow a
new tail when the old one get clipped off. The vestigal hand on
the end was coming in useful for handling the TV remote while I
whacked off over that West German porn parody with the Kathy Lee
surrogate being sodomized by a giant latex Limbaugh with the
Godzilla fin up the back. The ancillary benefits from that mere
$30 are a joy to behold. Why, I'm stiffer than Pentecostal
donation plate altered boy bein' drug through the Red Light
District in a patent leather thong.
And just wait 'til you see the Scepter of Office I'm gonna
bestow on Sweet, Sweet Sister Susie...! YEE "BOB!"
HellPope Huey,
Fractured Fairy Tales For Fractured Fairies
"Hey ROCKY! Watch, me pull a rabbit outta my ASS!"
"Bullwinkle, you've been DRINKING again!"
"What's it TO ya, ya swishy lil' rodent?!
I'll KILLLLL YOU!!"*(barfs)
"Its part of their community reacharound program."
- "The PJs"
Humlipsible, lipsible blip; cantankerous, ornery & flip; cankery
sore with four on the floor, the syph, the clap & the grip;
tittie supremous, thighs on the hoof, get that reindeer crap off
my roof; send out the call both near and far, with a hey
nonnynonny a
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: König PrüB, GmbH <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 17, 2000 11:02 AM
Message-ID: <sknbpun0is4155@corp.supernews.com>
HellPope Huey X escrivened:
>
> I wish all you crazed fucks would cover yer goddamned MOUTHS
>when you sneeze. Bad enough that I have to scrape the Pink
>Baptist gleet offa me every time I come in from outside, but now
>THIS dried brain snot on m'shirt. Good thing I was able to grow a
>new tail when the old one get clipped off. The vestigal hand on
>the end was coming in useful for handling the TV remote while I
>whacked off over that West German porn parody with the Kathy Lee
>surrogate being sodomized by a giant latex Limbaugh with the
>Godzilla fin up the back. The ancillary benefits from that mere
>$30 are a joy to behold. Why, I'm stiffer than Pentecostal
>donation plate altered boy bein' drug through the Red Light
>District in a patent leather thong.
>
> And just wait 'til you see the Scepter of Office I'm gonna
>bestow on Sweet, Sweet Sister Susie...! YEE "BOB!"
>
> HellPope Huey,
> Fractured Fairy Tales For Fractured Fairies
>
> "Hey ROCKY! Watch, me pull a rabbit outta my ASS!"
> "Bullwinkle, you've been DRINKING again!"
> "What's it TO ya, ya swishy lil' rodent?!
> I'll KILLLLL YOU!!"*(barfs)
>
> "Its part of their community reacharound program."
> - "The PJs"
>
>Humlipsible, lipsible blip; cantankerous, ornery & flip; cankery
>sore with four on the floor, the syph, the clap & the grip;
>tittie supremous, thighs on the hoof, get that reindeer crap off
>my roof; send out the call both near and far, with a hey
>nonnynonny a
>
That's nice, dear, but you just wait 'til one of your uncles gets home!
I hope that you've found a floppy keyboard, I have been looking
at this here Parker Bug Midi guitar that's kinda interesting.
I am really disgusted with Glen Campbell and Dr. John, who have
both announced that they are now former drunks and junkies.
I am going to find Jose Iglesias, get him likkered-up on Zima, cut him
in two and shove the other half up Dr. John's butt so far that it comes
out Glen Campbell's nose. Bunch o' gawdam chickenshitz.
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: Jahweh W <gaysex@catholic.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 17, 2000 5:17 PM
Message-ID: <sj1oks896v1ov04ntg3bd5ehhuk6v0uqnj@4ax.com>
Juggersnot come on down:
> Subgenius? None of you! Fuck your "Bob" and screw your devivals. None of
>you believe it, and none of you have the balls to live it. Safety of sanity is
Well, it was an _OK_ rant, I guess. Not that great, or particularly original.
Kind of came off as macho "ME ALPHA MALE!" chestbeating, and frankly I think
you're a little too white to be able to pull that kinda thing off.
--
"Marry a rat or a dog late in life. Avoid monkeys."
- My Chinese Fortune
Jahweh "Dave" Lynch- Asexual Crispin Glover Wannabe At Large
JIGGY WEEK: http://www.thepoint.net/~twgs/jiggy/jiggy.htm
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Subject: Re: Repent this
From: Jahweh W <gaysex@catholic.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 17, 2000 5:18 PM
Message-ID: <2p1okss7k4udt63f8eofl9k7asgkg8rip6@4ax.com>
Popess Lilith von Fraumench come on down:
>In article <20000616024731.03846.00003205@ng-ba1.aol.com>, Juggersnot
><juggersnot@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> Subgenius?
>
>MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME ONLY ME FOREVER ME YOU'RE NOT ME NYAH NYAH.
>YOU'RE YOU, YOU SUCK, CUZ YOU'RE NOT ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME. BUT
>IF YOU BOW DOWN I'LL LET YOU STAND IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME, CUZ I'M ME
>AND I'M COOL AND YOU'RE NOT CUZ YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LOOK AT ME IF YOU
>HAVEN'T OPENED UP YOUR BUTT FOR ME ME MEMEME. IF YOU ARE CUTE I MIGHT
>TOUCH YOU BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP BECAUSE YOU STILL SUCK AND I'M
>STILL COOL BECAUSE I AM ME. YOU HEAR THAT? ME ME MEMEMEME ME MEEEEEEEE.
Now, see, distill it to its essence and it's pretty good stuff.
--
"Marry a rat or a dog late in life. Avoid monkeys."
- My Chinese Fortune
Jahweh "Dave" Lynch- Asexual Crispin Glover Wannabe At Large
JIGGY WEEK: http://www.thepoint.net/~twgs/jiggy/jiggy.htm
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