Subject: [favorite bodily odor]

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 2, 2000 11:35 PM
Message-ID: <3A505136029562C1.6814676386068A0D.80692F81139FA052@lp.airnews.net>

...every once in a while, particularly after eating something containing
minced onions, I will pass gas with an odor very much like burning
rubber bands. I think that would be my favorite. There was one time
when my significant other was abed, in an unbreakable slumber. The
snoring was punctuated by the wet popping sounds of gas letting itself
out of a sleep-paralyzed and flaccid colon. Though I too was soundly
asleep, it was this rubbery conflagration odor that woke me up. It was
so strong, I had to leave the room for a few minutes for the vapors to
subside.

I was trying not to wake the emitter with my laughter at having been
awakened from a sound sleep by the strength of a sharp smell alone.

[*}
-----

PS, I managed to tell that whole story without saying FART.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: [favorite bodily odor]
From: thatsikkichick@aol.com (ThatSikkiChick)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 12:26 AM
Message-ID: <20000903002614.02933.00001343@ng-mg1.aol.com>

....big burp in the aftermath of pizza, funyuns and frop. Functions as an
alarm clock when attempting to wake up the-guy-whos-car-that-is.

Sikki
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: [favorite bodily odor]
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 1:13 AM
Message-ID: <odn3rsolmu2kvpa16g4l6ulhaamgd677b0@4ax.com>

Burning Naplam Anti-Irritant Ointment

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells JUST LIKE CHICKEN."

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: [favorite bodily odor]
From: Fat Controller <fatcontroller@come.to>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 6:28 AM
Message-ID: <39B227C8.717E8066@come.to>

I like the sweet/savoury smell of the serum weeping from the galloping
allergy blisters I got from the sticking plaster I applied when I cut
myself on the kitchen knife last Sunday.

Fuckers sure itch in the heat, though.

iDRMRSR farted.

--
Rob "Fat Controller" Cruickshank
SubGenius Minister, High Functioning Autistic, and general wierdo
Certain Things are at http://come.to/fatcontroller/
Quake Map Shed: http://www.planetquake.com/fatty/
Real email is crescendo&at;xtra.co.nz - you can work it out.
"The next "expert" off the plane who tries to tell us how to live our
lives should be shot." (me)
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: [favorite bodily odor]
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 3:43 PM
Message-ID: <lea5rs8l64qt3th10ks7hkf73lk2bt0hpg@4ax.com>

fear.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: [favorite bodily odor]
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 8:58 PM
Message-ID: <39B2F3A0.8882D39C@sheayright.com>

Gleet
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: [favorite bodily odor]
From: "Vagabond" <vagabond@plethora.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 7:55 PM
Message-ID: <39b444a5$0$72525$3c090ad1@news.plethora.net>

I don't know if I'd call it my *favorite*, but the scent that leaves the
biggest impression is TEENAGE BOY SCENT. It smells, oddly enough, of goats.

Rev. Vagabond
(and some grown men still have that funk...)
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: [favorite bodily odor]
From: "Abbess Abyss" <abbessabyss@uswest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 5, 2000 7:56 AM
Message-ID: <6m5t5.182$7K4.33700@news.uswest.net>

I think it was on a call-in radio show, I heard some guy claim he could
SMELL when a woman was ovulating.
He said that it's a sort of floral fragrance and it comes from the mouth.
I'd never heard of that. I didn't know whether or not to believe it. That
hadn't been my experience when I was around other females.
While it probably sounds incredible, eventually I discovered what he meant
on myself. He was right! It's a sweet heavy scent just under the breath.
Perfumey. I recognized it as opposed to discovering it. It was so strange
having known it all along for such a long time without being conscious of
it.
I've still never scented it on any other girls yet.
Possibly the custom of females putting on perfume to be attractive is rooted
in this: the female simulates smelling fertile.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: [favorite bodily odor]
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 12:29 AM
Message-ID: <0uhbrso7ubu574kfnlk4j6cd5t2qr9dr1n@4ax.com>

On Tue, 5 Sep 2000 04:56:39 -0700, "Abbess Abyss" <abbessabyss@uswest.net>
wrote, in alt.slack:

}
}I think it was on a call-in radio show, I heard some guy claim he could
}SMELL when a woman was ovulating.
}He said that it's a sort of floral fragrance and it comes from the mouth.
}I'd never heard of that. I didn't know whether or not to believe it. That
}hadn't been my experience when I was around other females.
}While it probably sounds incredible, eventually I discovered what he meant
}on myself. He was right! It's a sweet heavy scent just under the breath.
}Perfumey. I recognized it as opposed to discovering it. It was so strange
}having known it all along for such a long time without being conscious of
}it.
}I've still never scented it on any other girls yet.
}Possibly the custom of females putting on perfume to be attractive is rooted
}in this: the female simulates smelling fertile.
}
}

Could be. There's a smell sense system built in the front part of the nose
that we know very little about. Could be for pheromones and stuff like this.

OTOH, if someone says they have painful cramps, and their breath smells like
old apples, their appendix just burst.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: [favorite bodily odor]
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 1:30 AM
Message-ID: <gflbrs8a5v47cd7ffilqfn3bhfqreatrfc@4ax.com>

Reason Number 27 to make alt.slack part of a balanced breakfast is
<0uhbrso7ubu574kfnlk4j6cd5t2qr9dr1n@4ax.com> from Unit 4 :

[...]

>OTOH, if someone says they have painful cramps, and their breath smells like
>old apples, their appendix just burst.

that would suck. they wouldn't be able to find the page numbers for
specific stuff.

--
"i wish i could count to ten and make
everything be wonderful again." --everclear

Back to document index

Original file name: [favorite bodily odor] - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:35