From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Aug 27, 2000 8:22 PM
Message-ID: <sqjc1139t91136@corp.supernews.com>
quart can full of nightcrawlers and some hot baby oil
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Aug 27, 2000 9:15 PM
Message-ID: <48fjqs0uvucldvhh4hr6sqsurn2ku07f4c@4ax.com>
boredom.
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Aug 27, 2000 11:01 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R2708002301280001@news.tiac.net>
"Bob"!
--
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Sun, Aug 27, 2000 11:43 PM
Message-ID: <fvnjqscdo98n41emabjtcqaeimvtbb5415@4ax.com>
C-4
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: md_archangelDINKY@hotmail.com (mykal d'archangel)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 12:08 AM
Message-ID: <39a9e59a.23283653@news.indy.net>
On Sun, 27 Aug 2000 17:22:23 -0700, "whyaskwhyaskwhy"
<blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com> put forth:
>quart can full of nightcrawlers and some hot baby oil
A rabbit pelt or a racoon skin hat works best for me.
m d'a
http://quijibo.walkingdead.net
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: König Prüß, GmbH <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Aug 27, 2000 11:58 PM
Message-ID: <39a9e34e@post.usenet.com>
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Nick R. Bokker <edix5057@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 12:06 AM
Message-ID: <8ocog5$8i$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <friday-ya02408000R2708002301280001@news.tiac.net>,
friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones) wrote:
> "Bob"!
>
> --
>
>
Ditto!
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Nick R. Bokker <edix5057@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 12:07 AM
Message-ID: <8ocoi9$8o$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <sqjc1139t91136@corp.supernews.com>,
"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
wrote:
> quart can full of nightcrawlers and some hot baby
oil
>
>
hot baby
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 12:35 AM
Message-ID: <8ocq66$238$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <39a9e59a.23283653@news.indy.net>,
md_archangelDINKY@hotmail.com (mykal d'archangel)
wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Aug 2000 17:22:23 -0700, "whyaskwhyaskwhy"
> <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com> put forth:
>
> >quart can full of nightcrawlers and some hot
baby oil
>
> A rabbit pelt or a racoon skin hat works best for
me.
> > m d'a
> http://quijibo.walkingdead.net
>
Beautiful live nude girl who will breakdance on my
moustache. Only the
best for MY baby, not a speck of cereal. Tropical hot
dog night tonight.
The licking that launched a thousand cuddles. She makes
you breakfast.
You are wild Yeti-monkey-man. Kreegah Bundolo. Put out
the garbage,
superstar.
HellPope Huey,
Kiss me, I'm HellPopish
"I'm artistic. That's why I don't listen well."
- Saint Susie the Floozie
Those goddamned Nenslo fumes are doing a swamp-gas
tap dance and
making me see little flying saucers flitting around
the house. Skivvies
of Allah, I hope it IS the gas or I'm way behind schedule!
110110110011011BLACKLAGOON011100011101LUVOIL10101100110101STEVEZODIAC100
1100110101011CONNIE0101014POOLBOYS1110110111113GOATS10101001010100$30110
1101010011001010100101011
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 1:05 AM
Message-ID: <94EFFCDDCC659E35.8ABC83AE4332B89F.03FD2A2CC44C7642@lp.airnews.net>
In article <sqjc1139t91136@corp.supernews.com>,
whyaskwhyaskwhy <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
wrote:
>quart can full of nightcrawlers and some hot baby
oil
>
>
Somebody else's bored and willing wife....
Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: UNBRAKO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 3:59 AM
Message-ID: <39AA1BFC.E1C@subgenius.com>
Whoopie Goldberg neckstump.
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Locnar@IgLou.com (Governor Rocknar)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 12:19 PM
Message-ID: <Locnar-2808001219520001@lex-ts1-12.iglou.com>
Hustler magazine.
--
Gov. Rocknar
Randolph S. Vance
Locnar@Iglou.com (Macintosh Eudora Mail)
QUOTE - "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!"
- Ren Hoek
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Christine Smith <lifeofcassie@earthlink.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 12:44 PM
Message-ID: <B5CFE642.5955%lifeofcassie@earthlink.net>
Salt.
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Nick R. Bokker <edix5057@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 1:08 PM
Message-ID: <8oe6a9$jbu$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <39AA1BFC.E1C@subgenius.com>,
UNBRAKO <nenslo@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Whoopie Goldberg neckstump.
>
Whoopie cushion
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Magna Three <mgna3@yahoo.commie>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: mgna3@yahoo.commie
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 3:44 PM
Message-ID: <39AABE88.702C7959@yahoo.commie>
alt.binaries.slack
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: "IMBJR" <imbjr@imbjr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 5:24 PM
Message-ID: <TFAq5.29908$F6.122750@monolith.news.easynet.net>
Magna Three wrote in message <39AABE88.702C7959@yahoo.commie>...
>alt.binaries.slack
I hope yew aint using my purty-mooth pichurs to catch
yer cum in - cuz ital
cost ya.
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 8:21 PM
Message-ID: <2972EBAC3588BCAA.CA4553FB86232DE2.4C449B9CD1CE6A57@lp.airnews.net>
Maria Bartiromo (from CNBC daytime Wall Street coverage).
Put that on
all day and yool git the ceiling sticky before the closing
bell...I
gay-ron-tee!
[*]
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Magna Three <mgna3@yahoo.commie>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: mgna3@yahoo.commie
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 8:58 PM
Message-ID: <39AB0332.7A64143B@yahoo.commie>
not much
only 5 er 6 times a day is all............
IMBJR wrote:
>
> Magna Three wrote in message <39AABE88.702C7959@yahoo.commie>...
> >alt.binaries.slack
>
> I hope yew aint using my purty-mooth pichurs to
catch yer cum in - cuz ital
> cost ya.
--
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+ "We often profit more from our enemies than by
our friends. +
+ We support ourselves only on that which resists,
+
+ and we owe our sucess to opposition"
+
+ to reply - observe anti-spam tactics (im no commie)
+
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+
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: ren <ren@netgoths.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 9:31 PM
Message-ID: <Pine.BSI.3.96.1000828183109.23385J-100000@usr06.primenet.com>
The enbalmed head of Betty Davis sans dentures.
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 28, 2000 10:06 PM
Message-ID: <280820001906400376%lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Imagination.
The Prophet Lilith
--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench,
Esquire=====
===Prophet--Devivor--Corrective Phrenologist--XXX-Day
Stage Manager===
=====http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com====http://www.mp3.com/foolspress/=====
==Inside the heart of every genius lurks a tard yearning
to be free.==
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: absent@wcnet.org (absent)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 29, 2000 12:40 AM
Message-ID: <39ab3e3e.10874426@news.teleline.es>
Now THAT's Different.
I approve.
On Mon, 28 Aug 2000 18:31:24 -0700, ren <ren@netgoths.com> wrote:
>
>The enbalmed head of Betty Davis sans dentures.
>
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Rev. Geo <geovoice@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 29, 2000 3:28 AM
Message-ID: <8ofomn$et4$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <280820001906400376%lilith@ZubJenius.com>,
Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
wrote:
> Imagination.
>
> The Prophet Lilith
My favorite aid, my Wyf, and about two hours:))
Rev. Geo
--
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 29, 2000 3:08 PM
Message-ID: <8oh1mc$v59$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
wrote:
> Imagination.
>
Hydraulics.
HellPope Huey,
I pissed right into the bottled city of Kandor
"Congratulations! You've chosen slow and painful!"
- Futurama
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NIE01010111101101NEURALSPARKS111110101001010100$301101101010011001000101
0111100
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: "Abbess Abyss" <abbessabyss@uswest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 29, 2000 4:50 PM
Message-ID: <7nVq5.963$zG.157727@news.uswest.net>
A box of crackers.
Funny. You'd think I'd find it stale by now.
You know what it's like gasping & panting &
chanting & purring & ever so
occasionally shrieking "[box of crackers! box of
crackers!]!"?
It's downright crumby.
A first name would be nice.
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (Mshotz)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 29, 2000 7:49 PM
Message-ID: <20000829194908.27269.00000374@ng-fb1.aol.com>
a meat grinder, two gallons of rubbing alcohol, a big
red ballon, a bath tub
full a jello and a couple of sheep.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"I try to think but nothing happens!"
Jerome Horowitz
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: <hellpie@io.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Sep 1, 2000 3:08 PM
Message-ID: <I8Tr5.329971$t91.3579122@news4.giganews.com>
nutella, chalk, and the learning channel
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Sep 1, 2000 3:44 PM
Message-ID: <B811B039A12145C3.7251D2B53C73B9BA.137003D942A8040E@lp.airnews.net>
...get a nice lite wate laptop PC with a DVD rom player
and a big
screen. Put in yer fave XXX disk. Plop the thing on
yer belly and
imagine yer in the movie! Only, if it's a Pentium III
notebook,
lookout, the heat from the CPU can give you a burn and
that might be
hard to explain. Until they get around to "direct
neural input",
this'll have to be about the best ya kin do!
ATTN: Grrlz...if a dood has a sunburn right under his
left nipple
that's about the size of a driver's license, he's gonna
be a horny one
to contend with. Be warned...
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: byll23@aol.com (Byll23)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 11:58 PM
Message-ID: <20000904235846.16527.00000029@ng-co1.aol.com>
Nick R. Bokker wrote:
> friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones) wrote:
>> "Bob"!
>>
>> --
>>
>>
>Ditto!
Rush Limbaugh?!?! Eeew!
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: byll23@aol.com (Byll23)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 5, 2000 12:01 AM
Message-ID: <20000905000119.16527.00000030@ng-co1.aol.com>
The lightly lubricated skull of L. Ron Hubbard. Or Frank
Zappa. I'm not too
choosy.
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 5, 2000 1:59 PM
Message-ID: <8vcarssj7qer6nq4si5oehchisn91430re@4ax.com>
On 05 Sep 2000 04:01:19 GMT, Byll23 said in alt.slack:
>The lightly lubricated skull of L. Ron Hubbard.
Or Frank Zappa. I'm not too
>choosy.
Hmmmm, I have SO MANY in a box next to my bed. How
about my brain?
it conjures up things FAR SEXIER than any porno.
Sister Decadence
Goodwill Ambassador
Church of the Subgenius
http://www.subgenius.com
http://www.walkingdead.net/~quijibo/sister_d
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Subject: Re: [favorite masturbation aid]
From: The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel <chaisr@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 5, 2000 10:55 PM
Message-ID: <8p4bmk$57c$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <sqjc1139t91136@corp.supernews.com>,
"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
wrote:
> quart can full of nightcrawlers and some hot baby
oil
>
>
A 27 year old redhead.
(Freckles optional.)
--
"That's right, it's all a JOKE, folks....11-year-olds
kicking someone
in the *head* 28 TIMES, because they're BORED!! What
a LAUGH!!!"
The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel, csquared(at)the-any-key(dot)com
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