Subject: [favorite torture]

From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 1, 2000 11:18 AM
Message-ID: <010820001018076443%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

Icy Hot as anal lube.

Second favorite: Leng T'che--but why waste good opium?

The Prophet Lilith

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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 1, 2000 12:38 PM
Message-ID: <sternodox-0108001238030001@pm12ppp173.aristotle.net>

Ruth Gordon

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M'muh!
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: phloighd@yahoo.spamless.com (Phloighd)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: phloighd@yahoo.spamless.com
Date: Tue, Aug 1, 2000 11:38 AM
Message-ID: <39870b1f.2335090@news-server>

On Tue, 01 Aug 2000 12:38:03 -0600, sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
wrote:

>Ruth Gordon
>
What a hottie, that Ruth Gordon. Bet she could suck cock like a real
pro, too. Mmmmm.
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: Charles Mark Bee <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 1, 2000 1:36 PM
Message-ID: <398726DA.5693AB72@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>

Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> Icy Hot as anal lube.
>
> Second favorite: Leng T'che--but why waste good opium?

LSD & jalapeno enema.
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: clayton. <chaisr@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 1, 2000 8:01 PM
Message-ID: <8m7ve1$rsl$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

A date with anyone who has an IQ more than 15 or so points less than
yours--even if she does have nice tits.

My personal rule is: her IQ must be at least twice her chest size in
centimeters--three times if she's a blonde.

--
clayton.

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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 1, 2000 11:34 PM
Message-ID: <010820002234412559%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <398726DA.5693AB72@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, Charles Mark Bee
<c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote:

> Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> >
> > Icy Hot as anal lube.
> >
> > Second favorite: Leng T'che--but why waste good opium?
>
> LSD & jalapeno enema.

Why waste good LSD?

OH. You mean BAD LSD. OK.

So why an LSD enema? Would it enter the bloodstream faster? The
Jalapeño part I get.

The Prophet Lilith

Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 1, 2000 11:37 PM
Message-ID: <010820002237383218%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

[[ This message was both posted and mailed: see
the "To," "Cc," and "Newsgroups" headers for details. ]]

In article <sternodox-0108001238030001@pm12ppp173.aristotle.net>,
Sterno <sternodox@aristotle.net> wrote:

> Ruth Gordon

We could combine ours together. Ruth Gordon with a dildo harness, a
weighty, thick dildo, and a tub of Icy Hot.

Who could deserve such a thing, though?

The Prophet Lilith

Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: UNBRAKO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 12:51 AM
Message-ID: <3987C4D4.89C@subgenius.com>

Hot lead poured down throat.
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: bubbleghost <bubbleghost@hushhushmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 3:38 AM
Message-ID: <uuqfos031n8k5m90ekve6fi32h6jkr1u5s@4ax.com>

On Tue, 01 Aug 2000 10:18:07 -0700, Popess Lilith von Fraumench
<lilith@ZubJenius.com> scrawled upon the shithouse wall that is usenet

>Icy Hot as anal lube.
>
>Second favorite: Leng T'che--but why waste good opium?
>
>
>The Prophet Lilith

anything involving a cattle prod...or electricity for that matter
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: absent <absentNOabSPAM@wcnet.org.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 3:43 AM
Message-ID: <0eb7a3cc.06904cf6@usw-ex0106-047.remarq.com>

Charles Mark Bee <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>>
>> Icy Hot as anal lube.
>>
>> Second favorite: Leng T'che--but why waste good opium?
>
> LSD & jalapeno enema.

How about LSD and Habenero enema?

Personally, I've HAD hab juice spread all over my gnitals sober,
and that was bad enough.

>
>

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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: ericapathy@aol.com (Rev Sun Nguyen)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 7:59 AM
Message-ID: <20000802095913.02280.00000176@ng-fn1.aol.com>

America On-Line

Thank You and OK

Rev Sun Nguyen (soon nwin)
Church of the Immaculate Hymen Resistance
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 8:04 AM
Message-ID: <reagoskfpg8vt9gh3khnvbmr4ht4pa6luu@4ax.com>

I didn't feel like writing a clever attribution line, so in reply to
<010820002237383218%lilith@ZubJenius.com> from Popess Lilith von
Fraumench...

>[[ This message was both posted and mailed: see
> the "To," "Cc," and "Newsgroups" headers for details. ]]
>
>In article <sternodox-0108001238030001@pm12ppp173.aristotle.net>,
>Sterno <sternodox@aristotle.net> wrote:
>
>> Ruth Gordon
>
>We could combine ours together. Ruth Gordon with a dildo harness, a
>weighty, thick dildo, and a tub of Icy Hot.
>
>Who could deserve such a thing, though?

bud cort.

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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: Charles Mark Bee <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 2:24 PM
Message-ID: <3988837A.1C92E42@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>

Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> In article <398726DA.5693AB72@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, Charles Mark Bee
> <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>
> > Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> > >
> > > Icy Hot as anal lube.
> > >
> > > Second favorite: Leng T'che--but why waste good opium?
> >
> > LSD & jalapeno enema.
>
> Why waste good LSD?
>
> OH. You mean BAD LSD. OK.
>
> So why an LSD enema? Would it enter the bloodstream faster? The
> Jalapeño part I get.

It's a synergistic effect sorta thing.
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: HellPope Huey X <radiopopeNOraSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 2:39 PM
Message-ID: <13a20680.18a35a77@usw-ex0101-008.remarq.com>

1) Putting lesbian bondage mags in the mailbox of the Christian
cow on the corner and watching her combust on the front porch.

2) Checking up on alt.slack almost every fucking day.

HellPope Huey,
Everyone put your left shoe in this bag
or the kid here GETS it

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people aren't going to think we get along."
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that contains abnormally high traces of mercury
which will eventually lead to
the onset of neurological disorders."
- Dennis Miller, "I Rant, Therefore I Am"

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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: "Phineas Narco (Phinny)" <pnarco@REMOVEworldnet.att.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 3:17 PM
Message-ID: <gq3hosoce0vhosel3dl6s3edhmu4gastoq@4ax.com>

Locking a guy in a cave and starving him and then cutting off his leg
and having it prepared by french chefs and forcing him to eat his own
leg and then slowly force himself to eat himself until there is
nothing left but a mouth and a stomach which then turn inside out so
he completely eats himself.

On Wed, 02 Aug 2000 15:24:26 -0500, Charles Mark Bee
<c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote:

>Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>>
>> In article <398726DA.5693AB72@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, Charles Mark Bee
>> <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>>
>> > Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Icy Hot as anal lube.
>> > >
>> > > Second favorite: Leng T'che--but why waste good opium?
>> >
>> > LSD & jalapeno enema.
>>
>> Why waste good LSD?
>>
>> OH. You mean BAD LSD. OK.
>>
>> So why an LSD enema? Would it enter the bloodstream faster? The
>> Jalapeño part I get.
>
>
> It's a synergistic effect sorta thing.

-=-pn

http://www.carhart.com/~phineas ..........Phinny's Funhouse tape catalog
http://www.mp3.com/pnarco ........................mp3's available online
http://www.geocities.com/voicejail ...............Midnight Voicejail FAQ
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: Charles Mark Bee <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 9:35 PM
Message-ID: <3988E866.F3B17BBB@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>

HellPope Huey X wrote:
>
> 1) Putting lesbian bondage mags in the mailbox of the Christian
> cow on the corner and watching her combust on the front porch.
>

Heh.

You just gave me a great idea. One that should be commemorated by a
usenet post.

Thanx, chief... =-D
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 2, 2000 11:59 PM
Message-ID: <39890A36.978E237E@sheayright.com>

Have someone smear vasoline all over themselves and
then roll around under the couch cusions until they're
coated with crumbs and fingernail clippings. Make them
get dressed again and send them out to do yard work for
the rest of the day.
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: absent <absentNOabSPAM@wcnet.org.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Aug 3, 2000 8:38 AM
Message-ID: <04096038.06283bbe@usw-ex0105-036.remarq.com>

Lil

Leng Huh?

explain please

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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Aug 3, 2000 10:34 AM
Message-ID: <030820000934546667%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <04096038.06283bbe@usw-ex0105-036.remarq.com>, absent
<absentNOabSPAM@wcnet.org.invalid> wrote:

> Lil
>
> Leng Huh?
>
> explain please

Leng T'che is the Death of a Thousand Cuts.

Tie a guy to a pole. Dope him up on opium so he doesn't die of shock
right away. Start cutting off body parts, a bit at a time.

The last official execution/torture by Leng T'che was over a century
ago.

The Prophet Lilith

Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: "Abbess Abyss" <abbessabyss@uswest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Aug 3, 2000 12:36 PM
Message-ID: <Q2ji5.618$GK.170689@news.uswest.net>

"Popess Lilith von Fraumench" <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote in message
news:010820001018076443%lilith@ZubJenius.com...
> Icy Hot as anal lube.
>
> Second favorite: Leng T'che--but why waste good opium?
>
>
> The Prophet Lilith
>

Yellow Listerine, just a couple drops, dripped down the nostrils.
I imagine it's dangerous, so I don't do it often, but it sure gets a
rewarding clean feeling WAY deep in there.
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: absent <absentNOabSPAM@wcnet.org.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Aug 3, 2000 3:12 PM
Message-ID: <047360d0.16679546@usw-ex0102-084.remarq.com>

So...this is your favorite *self* torture?

What else do you do?

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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: ccatlore@aol.com (CCatlore)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Aug 3, 2000 7:23 PM
Message-ID: <20000803212349.29164.00000031@ng-fy1.aol.com>

>[favorite torture]

Barney sing-alongs.

Catlore.
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Aug 3, 2000 8:52 PM
Message-ID: <sokbp63tdbm169@corp.supernews.com>

"Charles Mark Bee" <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote in message
news:3988837A.1C92E42@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu...
> Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> >
> > In article <398726DA.5693AB72@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, Charles Mark Bee
> > <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote:
> >
> > > Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Icy Hot as anal lube.
> > > >
> > > > Second favorite: Leng T'che--but why waste good opium?
> > >
> > > LSD & jalapeno enema.
> >
> > Why waste good LSD?
> >
> > OH. You mean BAD LSD. OK.
> >
> > So why an LSD enema? Would it enter the bloodstream faster? The
> > Jalapeño part I get.
>
>
> It's a synergistic effect sorta thing.

useta live with these hippies that mixed liquid LSD into Visine and do a
couple drops and they swore it was almost instant peaking sorta thing.
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Subject: Re: [favorite torture]
From: ren <ren@netgoths.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Aug 4, 2000 12:52 AM
Message-ID: <Pine.BSI.3.96.1000803235154.26747e-100000@usr07.primenet.com>

Bamboo Shoots up the finger nails.

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