Subject: [the perfect drug]

From: diana <satispassion@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 9:34 PM
Message-ID: <8ouu69$g76$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

fiorinal #3

a lovely barbiturate combined with the goodness of codeine

gets rid of cramps

mellows a cranky personality

like mine

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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 11:50 PM
Message-ID: <9076rsgdk6orq70npb5run8u82fh44vmot@4ax.com>

Rare beef.
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 1:11 AM
Message-ID: <8ovat8$ssr$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <8ouu69$g76$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
diana <satispassion@my-deja.com> wrote:
> fiorinal #3
> a lovely barbiturate combined with the goodness of codeine
> gets rid of cramps
> mellows a cranky personality
> like mine
>
Well then HELL, I need about 90 mg. of it with breakfast every
morning. I'm so goddamned cranky, I can start an ill-lubed biplane motor
just by LOOKING at it. Quick, call up Nenslo, we have a new apertif!

Sounds better than a hot date outside a welfare motel feauturing a
bottle of Nyquil and 2 straws, anyway.

HellPope Huey,
Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices

"You must be joking...take a running jump!"
- Genesis, "Harold the Barrel"

I protect my remaining hair and nails for one good reason: voodoo. Its
binary now, but its still voodoo. One cross word with a Linux-savvy
houngan, a wave of a chicken foot, a gnawed-off thumbnail such as litter
my computer niche and the next thing you know, you're doin' the zombie
breakdance.

1101101100110BARANOIDALCHANCROIDS110111011010HOTCHA10010110101REDHAT0110
0101101100110PYROFLATULATION10110011010BOOM11011403067521411000$

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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: UNBRAKO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 2:32 AM
Message-ID: <39B341FA.7881@subgenius.com>

"HOPE: a killer high, but what a crash!" - LIES
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 4:22 AM
Message-ID: <ftm6rsofq6d89fvvfvlf894rnq39kis03h@4ax.com>

plonk.

--
"i wish i could count to ten and make
everything be wonderful again." --everclear
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: diana <satispassion@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 7:05 AM
Message-ID: <8ovvm3$ie6$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

i'll have to take a rain check. i'm going back into food rehab today.

diana

In article <8ovat8$ssr$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com wrote:
> In article <8ouu69$g76$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> diana <satispassion@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > fiorinal #3
> > a lovely barbiturate combined with the goodness of codeine
> > gets rid of cramps
> > mellows a cranky personality
> > like mine
> >
> Well then HELL, I need about 90 mg. of it with breakfast every
> morning. I'm so goddamned cranky, I can start an ill-lubed biplane
motor
> just by LOOKING at it. Quick, call up Nenslo, we have a new apertif!
>
> Sounds better than a hot date outside a welfare motel feauturing a
> bottle of Nyquil and 2 straws, anyway.
>
> HellPope Huey,
> Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
> In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices
>
> "You must be joking...take a running jump!"
> - Genesis, "Harold the Barrel"
>
> I protect my remaining hair and nails for one good reason: voodoo.
Its
> binary now, but its still voodoo. One cross word with a Linux-savvy
> houngan, a wave of a chicken foot, a gnawed-off thumbnail such as
litter
> my computer niche and the next thing you know, you're doin' the zombie
> breakdance.
>
>
1101101100110BARANOIDALCHANCROIDS110111011010HOTCHA10010110101REDHAT0110
> 0101101100110PYROFLATULATION10110011010BOOM11011403067521411000$
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
>

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: revjack <revjack@radix.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 7:30 AM
Message-ID: <8p015f$mh4$1@news1.Radix.Net>

Oxygen.

--
revjack@radix.net
stochasticgnosisthroughablativedissonance
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: Fat Controller <fatcontroller@come.to>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 7:42 AM
Message-ID: <39B38AB8.A040E173@come.to>

Footo, the Wonder Boot Exploder.
--
Rob "Fat Controller" Cruickshank
SubGenius Minister, High Functioning Autistic, and general wierdo
Certain Things are at http://come.to/fatcontroller/
Quake Map Shed: http://www.planetquake.com/fatty/
Real email is crescendo&at;xtra.co.nz - you can work it out.
"Don't try to deny a SubGenii sheit's slack. Bad idea. Very bad." (from
alt.slack)
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 11:57 AM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R0409001157450001@news.tiac.net>

Garlic-flavored vinegar.

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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: cmiller@trellis.net (Almerich)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: cmiller@trellis.net
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 12:46 PM
Message-ID: <00000804125016.OUI40.cmiller@trellis.net>

On September 04 2000, diana <satispassion@my-deja.com> wrote:
> i'll have to take a rain check. i'm going back into food rehab today.

Rehab is for quitters!!!
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Check me in to that Mary 'K' hotel.
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 3:11 PM
Message-ID: <39B3F3E0.7708@succeeds.com>

http://walkingdead.net/~phxclench/rhyzyx2.htm
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: "Vagabond" <vagabond@plethora.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 8:11 PM
Message-ID: <39b44843$0$72523$3c090ad1@news.plethora.net>

A combination of Ecstasy, 'Frop, and pheremones...

Rev. Vagabond
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 9:49 PM
Message-ID: <A2E0EEDA106C3308.7129BE90F698C22B.C82F13DF06C24167@lp.airnews.net>

I think a nice golden shag, or perhaps a beige berber...

That would be to me, a perfect rug...

OOPS! I misread the topic...

Never mind

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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Tue, Sep 5, 2000 12:29 AM
Message-ID: <lkt8rs4fdinopa88rbb7jugs1a0odml2jh@4ax.com>

Love's the drug I been thinking of.
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: diana <satispassion@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 5, 2000 9:07 PM
Message-ID: <8p45cr$u4e$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <39B3F3E0.7708@succeeds.com>,
like.excess@sex.org wrote:
> http://walkingdead.net/~phxclench/rhyzyx2.html

i probably have no business beleaguering the group with lengthy quotes
from the above link, but stuff like this is fascinating to me and i felt
a need to comment.

first, the drug ryzyx (generic) usually exists in one of two
street forms: "rax", black in color (believed to be the purer or
more concentrated form); and "rix", brown in color. both forms
have reported to have an unpleasant odor, described as similar to
human feces, and a similar appearance. due to this information,
it is believed that ryzyx is a mixture of several complex (and
most likely perishable) organic chains, supported by information
that it must be refrigerated (though this allegedly reduces
potency), or submersed in cool water to prevent exposure to air
for any length of time.

people will take anything for a high.

physiological and psychological effects are both acute and
chronic. the abuser initially experiences a loss of coordination
due to muscle relaxation, accompanied by strong antidepressant,
tranquilizing and/or euphoric effects, which last for about 10-30
minutes depending on drug purity and method of ingestion. this
is followed by (what is believed to be) a massive adrenal response
resulting in extreme sexual excitation, accompanied by an alleged
total loss of inhibitions. an unusual characteristic was that
autoerotism was rarely engaged in, even in preference to
abstinence, but when opportunity for sexual contact occurred it
was believed to be both intensive and extensive, lasting for
several hours; however, abusers were noticeably indifferent to
previously recognized gender preference.

this is wild. makes it sound like the date raper drug.

also, it starts out with a brief tranquilizing euphoria like an opioid
and then ends up working like speed. isn't that weird? most drugs
speed up and then slow down. i never heard of one doing the reverse.

after 5-10 hours, enough of the drug has been metabolized by
the system for the tertiary effects to become noticeable. the
most striking of these is an intense and chronic paranoia limited
to, and directly associated with the drug. this explains the
great difficulty with obtaining information about it. only under
the most rigorous and intense examination, usually under hypnosis,
were even the most minor details alliterated to. other tertiary
symptoms exhibited are inconclusive (or may be masked by the nervous
response to inquiry), with the exception of an unusually deep desire
to ingest the drug again.

so they're having trouble figuring out the secret ingredients. isn't
that wild?

also, they speculated about detox/treatment. how do you treat something
when you don't know what it is you're dealing with. not just in terms
of the addiction, because then, we always don't know what we're dealing
with, by definition, really. but in terms of detoxing. do you slow the
person down, sedate them? or, do you need to keep them awake? will they
seize? will it stay in the cells like acid?

dangerous stuff.

thanks for sharing this.

diana

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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 12:00 AM
Message-ID: <39B5C175.7E90@succeeds.com>

diana wrote:
>
> In article <39B3F3E0.7708@succeeds.com>,
> like.excess@sex.org wrote:
> > http://walkingdead.net/~phxclench/rhyzyx2.html
>

Ahem.

In brief, this started out as a gag by a friend who had
written a publish-it-youself, everything you ever wanted
to know about drugs book.

He decided to insert a *bogus* drug into the book as a
ha-ha, so a clinical-sounding write-up was created, the
purpose of which was to create the perfect "illegal drug."

Why perfect? Because it was a drug that was totally
*immoral*. It would take good, law abiding Xtians and
turn them into *sex fiends*. And the worse part was
that it had no real downside. No hangover.

Philosophically, why are drugs illegal? Because they
are pleasure without *enough* pain!

In any event, the authorities learned of the new drug
from the book and went bananas trying to get their hands
on some (which unintentionally proved the theory), making
life difficult for everybody concerned.

So this second write-up was done to make it sound so
*obviously* bogus that the cops would back off.
Unfortunately, the stupidity of the drug police was
so great that they redoubled their efforts, effectively
forcing the book's writer to leave town for some years.

The bottom line was that they really *wanted* this drug
to exist. They wanted some *truly evil* and *immoral*
drug whose users they could persecute, while feeling
good about it.

Seriously, a drug that looks and smells like shit, and
must be stored in cool water, like in a toilet? C'mon.
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 1:38 AM
Message-ID: <6tlbrsgknavrhij3o51koporafugik4aqb@4ax.com>

Reason Number 71 to make alt.slack part of a balanced breakfast is
<8p45cr$u4e$1@nnrp1.deja.com> from diana :

>In article <39B3F3E0.7708@succeeds.com>,
> like.excess@sex.org wrote:
>> http://walkingdead.net/~phxclench/rhyzyx2.html
>
>i probably have no business beleaguering the group with lengthy quotes
>from the above link, but stuff like this is fascinating to me and i felt
>a need to comment.

[...]

another drug you should be careful of is YHBT.

some people are very susceptible to its effects.

--
"i wish i could count to ten and make
everything be wonderful again." --everclear
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: UNBRAKO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 3:20 AM
Message-ID: <39B5F04D.380B@subgenius.com>

diana wrote:
> (taking yet another obvious joke for fact)

Hey, look at this! I just found this suitcase full of money! Let's
split it! But to show me you're trustworthy take all your money out of
the bank and put it in this brown paper bag. Now you wait here, I'll be
right back.
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 12:13 PM
Message-ID: <39B66D3A.99F524DA@sheayright.com>

nu-monet wrote:
>
> diana wrote:
> >
> > In article <39B3F3E0.7708@succeeds.com>,
> > like.excess@sex.org wrote:
> > > http://walkingdead.net/~phxclench/rhyzyx2.html
> >
[diana worries about a drug that smells like shit]
>
> Ahem.
>
> In brief, this started out as a gag by a friend who had
> written a publish-it-youself, everything you ever wanted
> to know about drugs book.
[snip]

A gag you say? Well then, how do you explain THIS?

http://chss2.montclair.edu/sorac/_NewsAfrica/0000003f.htm

"Workers at the Fountain of Hope, a nonprofit organization that works
with the street children [in Zambia], say the children have even found
a way of getting a powerful high from fermented human feces, a substance
known as jekem."

Hmmm, I'll just BET that Grantland is behind this SOMEHOW.
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 1:05 PM
Message-ID: <060920001005495132%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <8p015f$mh4$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack <revjack@radix.net>
wrote:

> Oxygen.

But the withdrawl symptoms are a fucking BEAR, man....

The Prophet Lilith

--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet--Devivor--Corrective Phrenologist--XXX-Day Stage Manager===
=====http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com====http://www.mp3.com/foolspress/=====
==Inside the heart of every genius lurks a tard yearning to be free.==
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 1:10 PM
Message-ID: <060920001010161191%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

After some contemplation, I decided there really isn't such a thing as
a perfect drug--just perfect TRIPS.

The Prophet Lilith

Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Thu, Sep 7, 2000 1:04 AM
Message-ID: <re8ersoqnh3d552eth147014a4u5dso65l@4ax.com>

Church Air.
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Subject: Re: [the perfect drug]
From: <hellpie@io.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 7, 2000 3:06 PM
Message-ID: <yGRt5.67707$g53.1127755@news5.giganews.com>

injectable oysters

-- < h!ellp!ie[yat]i?o[daat]c?o?m >
"Your body is _not_ a temple, it is an amusement park.
Enjoy the ride." - Anthony Bourdain

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