11-00 Stang Report

SPAZNAMBULOIDS and SLACK KADETS!!
ALL BETS ARE OFF!!
We're Starting from SCRATCH!!

Dunno how else to put it: "Bob's" in TROUBLE, we're under attack, and
the CHURCH BUSINESS ITSELF is WOBBLY due to legal expenses in fighting
our enemies! (Who are they, you ask? NAMING them is exactly what they
WANT us to do!)

Here's our response to ALL harrassment:

PRODUCT!!! MY GOD MAN!!! PRODUCT!!! That's what we need and that's what,
with the help of the hundreds of somewhat virtual Bombies and
Dobbsdroids here in our mostly virtual production studios, YOU MUST
GET!! PRODUCT! PURE BOTTLE INSPIRATION!!

Since my Burning Man anthropological dig, I personally have been holed
up pretty much *inside* my computer, REMIXING!! And learning how to
BETTER remix. For, you see, this is only the beginning of a happy
eternity of endless toil in the sweet name of the Dobbshead.

Our tiny, bucky Nano-Onans are having a ball building experimental new
"molecular machines" which will ultimately "learn" to replicate
themselves --while spreading Dobbsheads and SubAds of varying sizes
across various Earthian surfaces, so long as such surfaces exist! We
call this PROJECT "ICE-NANO". We're pretty sure that there's nothing
that could go wrong with it.

The main point of these new product releases, bold chemical
experimentation, amateur rocketry and the ongoing hunker-down of
SubSITE, is to save the Church headquarters and equipment from being
repossessed, and the Sacred PO box shut down. Let me put it this way,
Jesus had to get a day job, and I've been getting blow jobs at the
Cleveland bus station for extra money. GETTING, I said. But without your
help, it could go THE OTHER WAY!! Luckily, we have DOZENS of new ways
that YOU can REAP THE BENEFITS of SAVING ALL OUR RESPECTIVE ASSES in
this time of total Conspiracy domination.

On the entertainment and entrainment sides of the DobbsWor Outreach,
luckily, we have been remixing pictures and sounds, mostly, from the old
days, as well as some behavior patterns, and recombining them with more
recently developed pictures, sounds and abberant compulsive behaviors.
This combination is SURE to be the Conspiracy's "Achiles Heel" that
we've been seeking for the last 20 years. Thus, the vast canvas of the
SubGenius Church is awash with all manner of paint -- oil, water, and
MP3 files mixed together all willy nilly and Bobsy Dobbsy.

THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL 32 page printed zine has been FINISHED by
guest editor St. Chris Li, of QUIJIBO fame, and will be printed and
mailed to members the SECOND we have the necessary $2000. Which is why
ALL SUBGENIUS FANATICS need to IMMEDIATELY LAY INTO "BOB" WITH ALL THEIR
MIGHT, checkbook-wise, and BUY these BRAND NEW PRODUCTS THAT WE
OURSELVES CAN MANUFACTURE IN THE CHURCH RUMPUS ROOM, AND DON'T HAVE TO
PAY ANY CONSPIRACY PUBLISHERS, DISTRIBUTORS, MIDDLEMEN OR FACTORIES TO
HELP CREATE:

2. XMAS MEMBERSHIPS with the NEW IMPROVED MEMBERSHIP PACK!!

SAVE YOUR RELATIVES AGAINST THEIR WILLS!
Sure, YOU'RE saved, with a bunk and infinite bunkmates of your choice on
the Sex Spaceships of Succor, but what of your hateful old Aunt Bertha
in Dubuque? Wouldn't it make YOU happy to know that one day soon she
would get in the mail something that to her would seem SO HEINOUS that
she MIGHT keel over right then and there of a heart attack -- namely, a
SUBGENIUS MEMBERSHIP PACK?

And -- WORSE -- did you know that, like the Mormons, our religion offers
RETROACTIVE SALVATION? If you always regretted that good ol' Gramps,
your ONLY decent relative, died before you got a chance to share the
word of "Bob" with him, NOW YOU CAN MAKE ATONEMENT FOR HIS SIN! Buy
Gramps a RETROACTIVE SubGenius Ministership and FistScription.

Hell, BUY YOURSELF A NEW MEMBERSHIP PACK! Have you seen their NEW FORM?
For one thing, they now include UNQUESTIONABLY LEGAL MINISTERIAL
ORDINATION MATERIALS above and beyond your ordainment as a SubGenius;
you're also an ordained minister in the UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH, a much
better established step-cousin on "Bob's" sister's side. Also,
Memb-packs now come in their own specially made folder, with much
spiffier versions of all the standard Important Church Documents, and
some of it's EVEN IN COLOR!

3. Rise up in the ranks to near-Hierarchy heights by becoming an ACTIVE
MEMBER -- and get the incredible SUBGENIUS MINISTER GOLD CARD! Choose
the level at which you want a DONATION TO THE CHURCH REGULARLY TAKEN
FROM YOUR CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT!

4. JUST PLAIN DONATE!!! GIVE "BOB" FREE MONEY -- FOR NOTHING!!! The
"SOMETHING" that you'll get in return will be... immeasurable. That's
http://www.jehovahatesphred.com/donation/index.cfm
or
http://magdalen.walkingdead.net/donate.htm (while you're at it, check
Magdalen's webcam at http://magdalen.walkingdead.net/subcam and see if
she's walking around the house nekkid!
(Webcams are the latest "thing" in SubGeniusDum; I even have one on
during the Sunday night IRC devivals. And they're ALL visible all the
time at St. andreux's http://www.jehovahatesphred.com/subgcam

5. ALL OUR NEW CDS -- SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER HOLIDAY PRICE DISCOUNT:
$14.95 each!! Cheaper than at Best BuY!

**
ReMastered MEDIA BARRAGE #10: "REPENT, QUIT YOUR JOB, and SLACK OFF"

DIGITALLY REMASTERED and trimmed down to fit 74 minutes -- yet old
SubGenius fans WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL WHAT'S MISSING! It's just soooo
much smooooother all over. This 1984 collage-umentary and Dobbsian radio
collection has oft been considered the peak of the SubGenius "media
barrage" style of sound editting which later became, in the Church, "The
Hour of Slack" radio show, and in the Conspiracy, "M-TV style". The old
Doktors all sound like children, especially in these new digital masters
made directly from the original 1/4" tape reels, but the fervor and
fanaticism of the Doktords of the Church in its earliest days will
electrify the modern listener. For those who have had the 90 minute
cassette since 1984, when it was made, this remix holds enough
surprises, and improved clarity, that it's really a whole new listening
experience.

***
JUST FINISHED!
"BOB'S" TOTAL DEAFNESS -- BOBSONGS 2 $14.94

WITH THESE HITS:
1 Bobrap - The Great Groovy Neptune
2 Slogan's Run I - Saint 'N
3 "Bob" is His Name - Dr. Howll
4 The Dallas Cowboys, Jesus and Me- The Rudy Schwartz Project
5 I Am a SubGenius - Dr. Onan Canobite
6 Put Your Hands on the Radio - The Pink Boyz
7 There's a Feller - Nenslo
8 Cuteness Uber Alles - Jehova Hates Phred
9 Iodone 131 - Einstein's Secret Orchestra
10 Religion Is Poison - King of Slack Bill T. Miller
11 "Bob" Down In the Saucers-O - Jehova Hates Phred
12 He's "Bob" II - Dr. Howll
13 The Man Who Sold My Soul - St. Kenneth Huey & Rev. Bunnyboy
14 "Bob" Is a Rock -- Rev. Bleepo Abernathy
15 Normal - Kings of Feedback
16 SubGenius Lullaby - Einstein's Secret Orchestra
17 Squids in Blue - Champion Jack Codini
18 CraigCrunch Mix - Rev. Ivan Stang
19 "Bob's" Yer Uncle - Rev. LeChuck
20 Frop Without Slack - Rev. Bleepo Abernathy
21 Poster of Dobbs - The Band That Dare Not Speak Its Name
22 Illuminati Party - The Wicked Witch & Prince Igor
23 Untitled_Monkeys - Dr. Not Notaw
24 SubGenius Anthem - Lonesome Cowboy Dave
25 The Explanation - Drs. 4 "Bob"

**TRIPLE XXX DAY FOUR-PACK!

NYES! A 4-CD BOXED SET of the BEST of the XXX-Day 2000 ALL DIGITAL
recordings! (*We're* not editting a video of XXX-Day this year.)
$14.95 each OR ALL FOUR for $29.95!

1. THE PROMISE OF XXX-DAY
2. PSYTORSPASMS OF THE CONNIETITES
3. THE MARTYRDOM OF PASTOR CRAIG
4. THE AGONY OF 7 A.M.

SLAM-EDITED barrage-style, with narrative extras from the ESO Radio show
and Hour of Slack. Much XXX-rated impolitenes that was NOT airred on the
radio shows has been included. Starring: Rev. Susie the Floozie! Rev.
Nickie Deathchick! Einstein's Secret Orchestra! Papa Joe Mama! St. Byron
Werner! Dr. K'taden Legume! Popess Lilith! Sister Decadence! Rev.
Evangela! Little Fyodor and Babushka! Hellpope Huey! Rev. Ivan Stang!
Mary Magdalen! Jesus Christ, the Business Manager for the Church of the
SubGenius! Jehova Hates Phred! Pastor Craig's collarbone! The Duke of
Uke! Banjo Bob! Lonesome Cowboy Dave! Bodhissatva Troutwaxer! Number
Six! Pope Black's Prophecy Cake! Dances with Rockets! Bliss America!
Modemac! Cardinal Sin! Prairie Squid! Slogan's Run! Rev. Mystic Homeboy!
Dok Frop's Frop! Heckling by Rev. Gorgonzola, many many more!

**HOURS OF SLACK on CD!**

AMSTERDAM 2-PACK -- two KILLER shows using footage from the Amsterdam
2000 Dokstok and Devival! -- TWO CDs for $19.95
Pope Black -- Pope Sternodox -- Dr. Onan Canobite -- The Klingons --
Rev. Crawford Smith -- Jesus -- Stang -- Princess Wei R. Doe -- Vagina
Jones -- Duke of Uke -- Jeroen van Braam, more. Includes some Devival,
some street scenes, some Hour of Slack narrative, plus remix of Sister
Melodious Chops' "My Wallet Belongs to "Bob" plus much-requested
recorded rant by Rev. Paulino,"The Government is Not Your Friend"!

HOUR OF SLACK # 683 -- the Boston Undevival '98 $14.95
Starring Friday Jones, Einstein's Secret Orchestra, Papa Joe Mama, Dr.
K'taden Legume, Bill T. Miller, Cleve "Donut" Dunkan, many more! Half
the $ goes to the Friday Jones Resuscitation Fund.

Recent new digital Hours of Slack:

752 Burning Man Report with Stang, Drummond, Puzzling Evidence, Dr.
Howll, Ray Hey

758 Low Crimes on the High Seas of Dave's Brain in Hell

**75 HOURS OF SLACK on ONE CD-Rom in RealAudio/MP3!!** $14.95 special
offer!

Disk includes detailed text logs and 150 thirty-minute sound files, with
our BEST 75 SHOWS from shows #528 to #692, INCREDIBLE works of art
spanning from 1996 to 1999. SEVENTY FIVE HOURS of the very best music,
preaching, and appropriatd found-sound collage editing that the ENTIRE
PLANET of noise-making SubGenii have produced -- and not just
HAPHAZARDLY THROWN TOGETHER. Each individual Hour of Slack is packed
from rim to rim with very carefully selected best-ofs of the beat-offs,
often centered around themes more specific than just the glory of
"Bob's" Slack and the iniquity of the Conspiracy.

These are the shows that were deemed most worthy of archiving on
SubSITE, although half have had to be removed to make way for new ones.
SubGenius collectors would be INSANE not to procure this quite
astounding collection.

IMPORTANT NOTE: These are MP3 files, but made from the mono REAL AUDIO
versions of the show, auto-downloaded and converted by Rev. Tomwhore of
Lemuria from the SubSITE RealAudio stash. So, to be quite honest, these
are low-res shows, quite listenable! -- but with a definite "Real Audio"
quality to them. We'll eventually convert these old analog Hours of
Slack to stereo MP3, from the actual masters, but that could take
forever (or at least 75 hours!), so in the meantime, we felt that NOT
making this very "90s" auto-transfered collection available to
collectors would be sinful.

20 of the 75 shows are TrueSpeech files, which have their own uniquely
scratchy sound to them! (Mac users will need TrueSpeech to hear those
particular 20 shows.)

** FULL METAL DOBBSHEAD ** $135
Rev. Blackout makes these incredible 1" high SOLID HAND POLISHED METAL
CLASSIC DOBBSHEADS suitable for hanging in your trailer home -- or
mounting on the front of the truck that pulls it! Ours was tough enough
to survive Burning Man (where it was used with a flashlight to create
STUNNING warped Dobbshead shadows on a huge screen, to slack-jawwed
saucer-eyed ravists, gapers, hipsties and burners).

** ALL OUR OTHER CDs -- NOW ONLY $14.95 (LIMITED TIME ONLY!)

** "Bob's" Hour of Slack Classics Vol. 1
** "Bob's" Punctured Eardrum (Best of Bobsongs Vol. 1)

Devival CDs:
**Rev. Ivan Stang at Starwood 99 (plus music by BTM, DK Jones, many more)
**Pufferdome 99 Devival -- Stang and Einstein's Secret orchestra
**XX-Day 99 Devival -- Stang and Einstein's Secret Orchestra
**Stang and Legume -- Madison Wisc. '96

Other Devivals also available on CD (in uncut form):
Starwood Devival, Stang w/ ESO '98
Winterstar 99, Stang and Dances with Rockets
Starwood Pufferdome w/ ESO 2000
Starwood Stang Only 2000

In Progress:
Media Barrage 11
Media Barrage 12
Bad Doktors
BEST OF ESO RADIO
"BOB's" HOUR OF SLACK CLASSICS II
Best of Cleveland Devivals

Devivals currently available on CD in uncut form:
Starwood Devival, Stang w/ ESO '98
Winterstar 99, Stang and Dances with Rockets
Starwood Pufferdome w/ ESO 2000
Starwood Stang Only 2000

And what if there was also a PICTURE CD... with ALL the photos from ALL
the XXX-Day drills since '97, and the complete SubSITE reports??
HMMMM!!!! NEW PRODUCT?!!

QUESTIONAIRRIE:

WHAT SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?

*****
XMAS SHOPPING HINT: look for the book

FROM WOODSTOCK TO THE MOON -- new book by Prof. Chas Smith aka Dances
with Rockets
"This history of rock and roll is so vividlty written that you can
practically hear the words curling off the pages like angry guitar
licks." -- Rev. Ivan Stang before even reading the book.

From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

>QUESTIONAIRRIE:
>
>WHAT SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?

How about some decals for our cars?

Maybe one that paradies the "calvin pissing on...." theme with BoB pissing
on....

Just some Dobbsheads would be cool!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"Hard work good, hard work fine, but first take care of head!"

Sublime

From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)

> >WHAT SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?

A BUTT-FUCKABLE Legume doll featuring Vienna Sausage pipes grafted to each
testicle, and a battery-operated, vibrating 'suck-action' neck wound.

- Sterno

--
M'muh!

From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <sternodox-0512001200140001@pm14ppp76.aristotle.net>, Sterno
<sternodox@aristotle.net> wrote:

> > >WHAT SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?
>
> A BUTT-FUCKABLE Legume doll featuring Vienna Sausage pipes grafted to each
> testicle, and a battery-operated, vibrating 'suck-action' neck wound.

Make mine a double. And hurry--I've got buyers lined up. Thanks.

The Prophet Lilith

--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet===Corrective Phrenologist===Supreme Commandrix===Devivor===
==SSUCC 4739 University Way NE #1302 Seattle WA 98105 (877)=381-9354==
====Web: ssucc.ragnarokr.com = foolspress.com = mp3.com/foolspress====

From: legume@subgenius.com (Legume)

Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:

>In article <sternodox-0512001200140001@pm14ppp76.aristotle.net>, Sterno
><sternodox@aristotle.net> wrote:
>
>> > >WHAT SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?
>>
>> A BUTT-FUCKABLE Legume doll featuring Vienna Sausage pipes grafted to
>> each testicle, and a battery-operated, vibrating 'suck-action' neck
>> wound.
>
>Make mine a double. And hurry--I've got buyers lined up. Thanks.

FUCK YOU BOTH. You'd rather pay STANG for that piece of vinyl SHIT than
have the REAL THING?

I'll take you BOTH on, and leave your nuts looking like RAISINS.
--
Dr.Legume
SubGenius Foundation

PLEASE!!!
Buy my "BOB" PRO TEXAS
t-shirts and coffee mugs at
http://www.cafepress.com/drlegume
all proceeds benefit my continued unemployment

From: legume@subgenius.com (Legume)

Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:

>Gumey! Always thinking about yourself! What about all those poor lonely
>SubGeniuses out there who can't afford to fuck you, but who can afford
>to buy a quality simulacra?

You've been listening to JESUS again. I have not, and never will, charged
ANYONE for sex. He made up that rumor to bolster sales.

>And you get a cut of the licensing on that
>particular product, last I heard.

Again, more lies from Jesus. He never sent me a DIME, and I know for a fact
he's sold hundreds of those things...and they don't look a THING like me!
They're all fat, uggly, bloated things, and they were molded with a
corrupt, nasty leer on their faces...no, don't look like me AT ALL.

And my dicks are all much bigger than that...something Jesus wouldn't know,
because they never got hard around him; another thing that rankles our boy
saviour. He wants me bad, but my dicks won't TOUCH no god-meat.

>Oh, and increase my order to two DOZEN--this may be the hottest
>Christmas present in Seattle this year!

Imagine how well they sell in San Francisco.
--
Dr.Legume
SubGenius Foundation

PLEASE!!!
Buy my "BOB" PRO TEXAS
t-shirts and coffee mugs at
http://www.cafepress.com/drlegume
all proceeds benefit my continued unemployment

From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)

> > FUCK YOU BOTH. You'd rather pay STANG for that piece of vinyl SHIT than
> > have the REAL THING?

Legume, Legume, Legume. Tsk, tsk. You probably fucking FORGOT about this
little fact, but ME paying STANG to buttfuck a simulacra of YOU is simply
part of a bass solo in a song called "Pee Miner Buffet" that I performed
with Doktors for "Bob" at the U-of-K in Kansas City FIFTEEN YEARS AGO!!!
It's a CONCEPT, man . . . a CONCEPT! You don't know SHIT about music.

- Sterno

--
M'muh!

From: legume@subgenius.com (Legume)

Sterno wrote:
>Legume, Legume, Legume. Tsk, tsk. You probably fucking FORGOT about this
>little fact, but ME paying STANG to buttfuck a simulacra of YOU is
>simply part of a bass solo in a song called "Pee Miner Buffet" that I
>performed with Doktors for "Bob" at the U-of-K in Kansas City FIFTEEN
>YEARS AGO!!! It's a CONCEPT, man . . . a CONCEPT! You don't know SHIT
>about music.

I bow before your musical expertise. Please play me a tune on this skin
flute I have here...
--
Dr.Legume
SubGenius Foundation

PLEASE!!!
Buy my "BOB" PRO TEXAS
t-shirts and coffee mugs at
http://www.cafepress.com/drlegume
all proceeds benefit my continued unemployment

From: seester@slak.org (Seester Rosa Gabriel)

On 05 Dec 2000 16:31:01 GMT, mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King
of the Monsters) wrote:

>>QUESTIONAIRRIE:
>>
>>WHAT SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?
>
>How about some decals for our cars?

this is good but even better is ANTENNAE BALLS!

remember the old "76" gas station bright orange balls?
indestructable, could be seen for miles, beautifully tacky and
petitely grand.
I want a Dobbs ball on my Desert Command Vehicle antennae.

please me, pretty please me.
Seester

_____________________
Xmas IRC Devival Dec 23-New Year
http://www.javalina.net

From: "Preacher Mike" <nospam@fake.com>

"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com> wrote
>
> "Legume" <legume@subgenius.com> wrote

>..crap crap crap

shut up bitchboy-
I wanna whyaskwhyaskwhyaskwhy PEZ DISPENSER!

ps. why are you |4m4h5 posting this crap to ABS? Fucking STOP IT

From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

"Preacher Mike" <nospam@fake.com> hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, "Preacher Mike" <nospam@fake.com> laughed madly, then
wrote:

>"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com> wrote
>>
>> "Legume" <legume@subgenius.com> wrote
>
>>..crap crap crap
>
>shut up bitchboy-
>I wanna whyaskwhyaskwhyaskwhy PEZ DISPENSER!
>
>
>pM
>
>ps. why are you |4m4h5 posting this crap to ABS? Fucking STOP IT
>

You want to bear his children, don't you? It's nothing to be ashamed
of. Carrying life in your body can be a beautiful thing.

Roll over on your stomach and try to ovulate.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com>

"Joe Cosby" wrote to the monkey:

> You want to bear his children, don't you? It's nothing to be ashamed
> of. Carrying life in your body can be a beautiful thing.

mikey carries millions of living things home from work in his colon
everyday, only he can't start a family because sperm tends to die after a
couple hours in a carpenter's butthole.

> Roll over on your stomach and try to ovulate.

he likes it better on his back with his legs behind his big ol' ears

From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com>

lil' mikey, the shitstain on the tissue of conversation, "wrote"

> I wanna whyaskwhyaskwhyaskwhy PEZ DISPENSER!

you ARE a whyaskwhyaskwhy Pez dispenser, you're just too dumb to realize it.

I'd explain it all to you but I don't speak simpleton.

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"SubGenius Spice" <anon2166@hushmail.compost> wrote in message
news:rg3v2t4bhp1jvchgnu86s3kfpem37ftbhi@megaHAL...
> On Tue, 05 Dec 2000 10:08:03 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <stang@subgenius.com> pontificated
> <stang-20744A.10080305122000@enews.newsguy.com> unto alt.slack :
>
>
> >
> >QUESTIONAIRRIE:
> >
> >WHAT SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?
> >
>
> strings of dobbshead xmas lights.
>

Whooda thunk that USENET could be a brilliant alternative to a marketing
department. Some first-class ideas, folks.

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