From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
Well, Congrats to Dr.Ginsu and his lovely new bride
Hillary who were
married last Friday (on my own 4th wedding anniversary!),
to St.Andreux,
who was smart enough to snap up that hot little Rev.Sikki
Nixx this
afternoon into the bondage of unholy wedlock, and of
course to my good
friend Ivan Stang, who is going to tie the knot this
weekend with the
radiant Princess Wei R. Doe, Queen of all the UFOs.
Holy shit...does that make Stang ***KING*** of all UFOs?
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun
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From: "Boddhisatva Troutwaxer" <tungtung@pacbell.net>
Unless Stang is already UFO nobility, he can't be king.
Wei would continue
to be Queen, and he would be Prince.
T.
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From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
That's according to the rules of HUMAN royalty. Who
knows what rules these
UFO fux adhere to? The Xists (according to the Connie-ite
lore) seem to
lean toward Matriarchy...which would indeed make Stang
King of UFOs.
Seems to make the most sense...after all, nobody was
expecting the arrival
of the Pleasure Saucers of the Sex ***GODS*** back in
'98.
If the Escape Vessels were piloted by MALES, the saucers
would have shown
up ON TIME, and we'd be gone already.
You know how women like to be fashionably late. And
they probably had to
stop a bunch of times to PEE.
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From: PsYcHoTrOnIcBoDyRoCk <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu>
>
> Holy shit...does that make Stang ***KING*** of
all UFOs?
Sure, for 24 hours... =D
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From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
No, not a 24-hour dealie here, we're talking SERIOUS
LONG-TERM BIRD-DOGGING
OF THE "SHIT".
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
They let you people reproduce?
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Anyone can get scared. Losers STAY scared.
- Abbess Abyss
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From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@Sputum.COM>
}Holy shit...does that make Stang ***KING*** of all UFOs?
Hell no. Did being "Mr. Someone Else" make him Mr. Someone The Same?
He still has to pay his dues. Which, if I recall correctly,
he did at
Brushwood.
Original file name: Congratulations all around to m - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:34
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