The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

And, furthermore, it was reported today that at a White House staff meeting last week there was a heated discussion about the health of Vice President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush interrupted and stated emphatically that "men do not have anginas." he was especially perplexed when a staffer informed him the Cheney has "acute angina."

From: "Byron Werner" <>

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