The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
And, furthermore, it was reported today that at a White House staff meeting last week there was a heated discussion about the health of Vice President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush interrupted and stated emphatically that "men do not have anginas." he was especially perplexed when a staffer informed him the Cheney has "acute angina."
From: "Byron Werner" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Original file name: FW- Republican party announ - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:34
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