Legume Apologizes to the Connie-ites

Subject: I apologise to the Connie-ites
From: Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 9, 2000 11:21 AM
Message-ID: <3991930C.1E49@subgenius.com>

I'm sorry.

I know sometimes I get drunk and beat you all, and that I call you all
ugly and fat. I didn't mean to knock out your teeth. I know I shouldn't
leave my dirty underwear all over the trailer, and I shouldn't yell at
you when the kids steal my cigarettes. I know it's wrong when I cheat on
you with all those Scientology whores down at Greeley's Roadhouse.

Please, darlins, I love y'all. I'm sorry, and I'll never do it again, I
swear on our kids' lives. Let me come home, and we'll take care of them
black eyes, and I'll get the broke windows in your trucks fixed.

I love youse, and life aint worth livin' without y'all. I love
y'all...PLEASE forgive me.
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun

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Subject: Re: I apologise to the Connie-ites
From: Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia <britton@adelphia.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 9, 2000 12:21 PM
Message-ID: <3991A18C.F9AA71A8@adelphia.net>

He sounds sincere this time.
You Have to give him another chance.

>
> I love youse, and life aint worth livin' without y'all. I love
> y'all...PLEASE forgive me.
> ----------------------------------
> Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
>
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