THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL

ISSUE # 02-2001

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NEW NEW WAR 4 -- PHOTOS and EYE WITNESS REPORTS from the greatest SubGenius liars, journalists and photomontage hoaxers.

ART TUNNEL 16!!! Plan to stay awhile.

SUBGENIUS PRODUCTS, NEWS, DOGMA REVISIONS from Many Clenches Worldwide

ONGOING AND UPCOMING EVENTS

LAST MINUTE NEWS UPDATES Obits... Secrets... Oddities!


From Alt.Slack: THE GREAT STUFF with all the CRAP removed:

LATEST REVISED FAQs OF THE SUBGENIUS! EXPLAINS EVERYTHING TO BEGINNERS!

5-Fisted SCIENCE and HEALTH HINTS

and "DEAR SUBGENIUS ANSWER BEING" (advice to the Slacklorn)

Latest RANTS! The most recent of the EMOTIONAL EXPULSIONS for which the Church is hated

ARTICLES, ESSAYS, SHOCKING TV, MUSIC FACTS!

NEW SECTION: "LIES-NEWS" (from the Conspiracy)

NEW SECTION: HAPPY HOLY DAZE!

FICTION-POETRY-SONG-PORN

SALES! SALES SALES!

WEBSITES

NEW WEBSITE ADDITIONS!

OLD (FROM LAST ISSUE): CHURCH NEWS -- EARLY 2001

OLD GREAT GOODS from Other SubGenii

Churchly Projects

Old News of the SubGenius Kingdom

Stang Reports

Other Mutants

SubRadio

IRC-Chat

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TRANSLATIONS of PRIMARY SUBGENIUS PROPAGANDA into FRENCH, SPANISH, and ITALIAN.

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