Subject: !FREAKOUT! Headline of the Day

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Oct 30, 2001 10:56 AM
Message-ID: <3BDECDB6.615A@succeeds.com>

(my notes: this, IF TRUE, forbodes FAR MORE than an
invasion of Afghanistan. An army of 1.5M would be
suitable to sweep all of central Asia.)

http://www.aheadnews.com/

BREAKING: ISRAEL INTEL-RUSSIAN LEADER PUTIN OKAYS 1 MILLION
SOLDIERS FOR AFGHAN INVASION, US TO FOOT THE BILL WILL FIGHT
SIDE BY SIDE WITH COLD WAR FOES

**********UNITED STATES MEDIA EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT
AHEADNEWS.COM 2:52PM PST Monday October 29, 2001 ALL RIGHTS
RESERVED******

Stunningly, Israel intelligence has revealed that the Russian
Generals have approved a plan for 1 million Russians to bomb
and fight side by side with the American troops in Afghanistan.

The 1.5 million strong new force may be an effort to convice
the Taliban that it cannot possibly exist with the force of
both superpowers combined. The Russians will be given all the
financial support they need to hire soldiers of fortune if
needed to oust the Taliban and make up for the disaster of the
Soviet war. Stay with Ahead News for the Talibans reaction to
the juggernaut head towards them.

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Subject: Re: !FREAKOUT! Headline of the Day
From: "Rev. Enki" <revenki@home.com>

Yeah, Debka.com mentioned this a day or two ago. Also mentioned that the US
would be paying for the Russians as well.

"If you liked the Russian involvement in the International Space Station,
you're gonna LOVE Russian mercenaries!"

Whee! Just when I had given up all expectation of being a spectator for
WWIII. At least this way it's happening slowly enough for one to savor it --
gotta make that Armageddon feeling last!
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Subject: Re: !FREAKOUT! Headline of the Day
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

And just think of those FOOLS who quit the Church after
the original X-Day came and went!

"Bob" works in hysterious ways. It's enough to make
you want to send in another $30.

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