Anthrax Guy's Death Toll is now at 4

From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: sphinx@subgenius.com
Date: Wed, Oct 31, 2001 8:39 PM

Well this Anthrax guy is the shits, he's already killed FOUR
people. This is an epidemic! I bet four people choked to
death at their dinner table last night. Hell, the National
Guard can kill four people in an afternoon. We gotta do
something about that Anthrax guy before things get out of
hand. Next thing you know some old guy will die 'cause he
didn't have air-conditioning or some school kid will go
postal on campus.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: Anthrax Guy's Death Toll is now at 4
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Wed, Oct 31, 2001 10:21 PM

Four people died today because they tripped and fell face-first into the
dishwashing machine, right into the little rack holding the knives and
forks which they were SUPPOSED to put in point-down BUT INSTEAD they were
point-up and all the points punched through their thin skulls and killed
them.

Not only was it a real bummer, but then somebody had to wash all the
silverware AGAIN.

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"Knowing is half the battle. Explaining it is the other half." --Chris Burch
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Subject: Re: Anthrax Guy's Death Toll is now at 4
From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

Don't car radios kill at least 4 people a day?

"Damn, I love that song, no man, turn it up, NO shit you changed the
station, aw man I'll do it, hey, what did you do to the sound, don't push
that button that makes it go from tape to CD AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIGGGGH!!!!!!!"

alliekatt
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Subject: Re: Anthrax Guy's Death Toll is now at 4
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3BE0AF7A.35AB3169@subgenius.com>, Col. Sphinx Drummond
<sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Well this Anthrax guy is the shits,

I'm gonna kick his ass! Of I catch him stuffing envelopes with poison
using that Invisible Hand of his, I'm gonna chop it off.

And that should be easy because the News just said that "They" think
it's a Pagan from Indianapolis mailing all that shit around -- a member
of that cult, The Wiccans. And that's just about the most devilish,
dangerous, massively armed, warlike cult of all.

They're almost all from Western Civilization so you know they must be
COMPLETELY EEE-VILE!

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