[Best joke punchline]

From: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com (SPM Armory, North Annex)
Date: Thu, Nov 1, 2001 10:08 PM

The guy walked into the bar all cut up and bleeding badly, and said
"Where's that Indian I was supposed to wrestle?"
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From: "Willie Hank" <mad@theworld.com>

The guy staggers out of the tent and says "Now where's that woman that
needed the tooth pulled?"

Rev WHF V

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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

"But the worst pain was when ah hit the end of
the chain!"
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From: inigo@montoya.net (D. P. Roberts)

So the farmer said, "Well I don't know about that, but the peelings
are killing my chickens."[1]

[1] As told by Julia Roberts one night on Late Night with David
Letterman.[2] She claimed to not know the joke itself.[3]

[2] "David" goes with "Letterman" while "Dave" doesn't, but "Dave" can
be used by itself while "David" just doesn't fit.

[3] A newly-married couple's car broke down and they stopped at a
farm. The farmer gave them lodging for the night and they had sex
many times. They threw the condoms out the window. The farmer said,
"What is all this?" and the wife replied, "Those are the fruits of our
love."
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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <yougottabekidding@noway.com>

The Andorian staggers out of the cryogenic hibernation unit and says "Now
where is that Feringi with the bi-polar mandibular realignment tool?"

Rev. DJ Epoch
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From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

And the little queer then peered into his cupped hands and said "Lookee
here, we have another winner!".

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>

so, this baby harp seal walks into this club,,,,,,,,,,,
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From: inigo@montoya.net (D. P. Roberts)

>And the little queer then peered into his cupped hands and said "Lookee
>here, we have another winner!".

We used to do this thing in high school. Make the Spock salute with
each hand, then place your palms together. Your friend does the same
thing. Then you put your hands so the two open fingers insert into
the area of your friend's open fingers. Then slightly open your hands
and look inside.
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From: slaac@yahoo.com (Rev. Lemuel Atom)

Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
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From: opalpeacok@aol.com.de.it (Salacia the Overseer)

Fourteen. 10 little piggies, two calves, one ass and a beaver.

Headmistress Salacia the Overseer
Branch Salacians
Director of Programming & Keeper of the Seven Squeals,
http://www.members.aol.com/opalpeacok/TheCompound.html
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From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>

No, I told you to go to Coxes and buy a seersucker suit!

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From: inigo@montoya.net (D. P. Roberts)

I thought you said you wanted a 12-inch pianist.

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