DR. SMITH'S INSULTS

Message: 13
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2001 22:35:40 -0000
From: dsunlin@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: CRUSH KILL DESTROY

--- In subgenius@y..., "Doktor Dark" <DrDark@3...> wrote:
> Yes. Dr. Smith's forms of address to the Lost In Space Robot:
> -bubbleheaded booby
> -cackling clod
> -lugubrious lump
> -demented diode
> Anyone remember others?

Brace yourself.

http://www.lostinspacetv.com/FUN/smith.html

Aluminum Canary
Animated Weather Station
Arrogant Automation
Astigmatic Automaton
Automated Oaf
Babbling Birdbrain
Babbling Bumpkin
Bellicose Bumpkin
Blithering Blatherskite
Blithering Booby
Bloated Blimp
Blundering Bag of Bolts
Booby
Book-Making Booby
Bosom Companion
Broken-down Has Been
Brutish Product of the Mineral World
Bubble Brain
Bubble-Head
Bubble-Headed Booby
Bulbous Bumpkin
Bumbling Bag of Bolts
Bumbling Booby
Bumbling Bucket of Bolts
Bumptious Booby
Bumptious Braggart
Bungling Incompetent
Cackling Cacophony
Cackling Canister
Cackling Clod
Cackling Cookoo
Cackling Coward
Cantankerous Clod
Caterwauling Clod
Cautious Clump
Chattering Magpie
Clanking Clod
Clod-Like Collection of Condensors
Clumsy Clod
Clumsy Cloot
Clumsy Clump
Complete Moron
Computerized Clump
Confused Compass
Cowardly Clump
Cowardly Friend
Cumbersome Clod
Cumbersome Clump
Cybernetic Simpleton
Cybernetic Skeptic
Defective Detective
Dehumanized Lie Dispenser
Demented Diode
Deplorable Dunderhead
Despotic Dunce
Digitized Dunce
Dippity Dunce
Disreputable Dunce
Doctor Dunderhead
Doddering Dolt
Doddering Dunderhead
Dunderhead
Elephantine Adam
Evasive Coward
Ferrous Frankenstein
Fiend in Tin Clothing
Floundering Flunky
Foolish Fop
Frightful Fractious Frump
Frozen Eskimo
Fugitive From a Junkheap
Fugitive From a Junkyard
Jabbering Jackanape
Jangling Junkheap
Jespoty Dunce
Juvenile Junkpile
Klunker
Know Nothing Numskull
Lamebrained Lump
Lead-lined Lump
Lily-Livered Lead-Lined
Lummox
Ludicrous Lump
Lugubrious Laggard
Lugubrious Lump
Magnificent Mobile
Malicious Moon
Mass of Fear
Mealy-Mouthed Rogue
Meandering Mental Midget
Mechanical Dunderhead
Mechanical Meddler
Mechanical Misery
Mechanical Misfit
Mechanical Monolith
Mechanical Moron
Mechanical Murderer
Medical School Dropout
Mediocre Medical Misfit
Mental Midget
Metallic Ham
Metallic Hero
Metallic Monstrosity
Metallic Murderer
Metallurgical Friend
Miserable Mass of Metal
Miserable Mechanism
Mechanical Misery
Misshapen Mummy
Monstrous Mechanized
Misguided Moron
Monstrous Metallurgical Meddler
Mumbling Mass of Metal
My Insensitive Friend
Myna Bird
Nattering Ninny
Neanderthal Ninny
Negligent Ninny
Nervous Ninny
Nickering Ninny
Nincompoop
Noxious Ninny
Obsolete Oaf
Obsolete Piece of Scrap
Metal
Overcautious Concoction
Overgrown Ninny
Oversized Oaf
Parsimonious Puppet
Pathetic Pomposity
Pedagogical Pip-squeak
Pitiable Pip-squeak
Plasticized Parrot
Pompous Pip-squeak
Ponderous Plumber
Poor Dear Sick Friend
Pot-Headed Prankster
Pot-Bellied Prankster
Pot-Bellied Pumpkin
Powered Prankster
Preening Popinjay
Presumptuous Pip Squeak
Presumptuous Popinjay
Pretentious Popinjay
Primitive Pile of Pistons
Proverbial Neanderthal
Ninny
Pusillanimous Pinhead
Pusillanimous Puncher
Pusillanimous Punkah
Pusillanimous Puppet
Pusillanimous Tyrant
Quivering Quintessence of Fear
Ramshackled Romeo
Rattletrap
Real Great Goose
Ridiculous Robot
Ridiculous Roustabout
Ridiculous Ruin
Robust Rock Hound
Roly-Poly Rowdy
Rusty Rasputin
Sanctimonious Scatterbrain
Scurrilous Scatterbrain
Sententious Sloth
Sickening Cybernetic
Silly Goose
Silly Old Ninny
Silly Sausage
Silly Sloth
Silver-Plated Sellout
Simple Simon
Snickering Cinderbox
Sorry Specimen of Computerhood
Stalwart Companion
Stalwart Sortie
Steely-Eyed Sorcerer
Stubborn Clatterbrain
Tarnished Trumpet
Tattletale
Terrified Mechanical Dunderhead
Tin-Plated Fool
Tin-Plated Fraud
Tin-Plated Snitch
Tin-Plated Tattletale
Tin-Plated Tintinnabulation
Tin-Plated Traitor
Tin-Plated Tyrant
Tintinnabulation Tin Can
Tiresome Thesaurus
Traitorous Electronic Junk Pile
Traitorous Tin-Plated
Fugitive from a Junkyard
Traitorous Tintinnabulation
Traitorous Transistorized Toad
Transistorized Tiger
Treasonous Tyrant
Tyrannical Tin Plate
Unctuous Underling
Uncultured Clump
Ungrateful Underling
Ungrateful Wretch
Unspeakable Insult
Wretch

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Original file name: Dr. Smith's Insults - converted on Thursday, 20 December 2001, 03:28