Subject: obit -- Sam Arkoff

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Samuel Z. Arkoff, whose American International
Pictures exploited the youth market with pinch-penny movies that
bore such bizarre titles as "I Was a Teenage Werewolf" and "How to
Stuff a Wild Bikini," has died. He was 83.

Arkoff died of natural causes Sunday.

--
"Nature abhors a peasant. You will soon see
a violent demonstration of this fact."
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Subject: Re: obit
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

He was found in his bed, covered in hair to a degree that made Howard
Hughes' fingernails look like medium Press-Ons and wearing a hot pink
Scooby-Doo bikini.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
When you microwave a boiled egg, it splatters like anything.

"The English and French delegates did s**t on the floor
and tearing the Treaty of Seville into strips
with such merriment did wipe their backsides,
seeing which the Spanish delegate withdrew from the conference."
- William S. Burroughs, "The Yage Letters"

"Tell me there's an afterlife for androids...
and that all cyborgs go to Heaven."
- 'Andromeda'

*It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and
omnipotent God,
but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
If such a board actually exists it operates precisely like
the board of a corporation that is losing money.
- H. L. Mencken
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Subject: Re: obit
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

May he have died in happiness, then; for bringing happiness to the hearts
of so many.
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Subject: Re: obit
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

Perfectly fair. "Werewolf" sure cleared up an impaction for me.

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Subject: Re: obit
From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>

*Sigh*. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.
Except in the Direct-to-Video section.

I salute your memory, Mr. Arkoff.

Paul E. Jamison

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