Real Headline Not Worthy of a Story

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Sun, Nov 4, 2001 10:59 AM

"Mrs. Cheney likens Afghan women to pioneer women
during speech at Cowgirl Museum"

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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

"How many of today's Britney Spears will have the
longevity it takes to become tomorrow's Madonnas?"

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

I saw one the other day on a local podunk paper:

"Northern Rebels Praise American Bombings"

YA THINK?

--
Joe Cosby
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after a few drinks, when you feel all saturnine, your mind brings up
strange thoughts
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From: "duke0uke" <osama@bin.laden.org>

nu-monet wrote in message <3BE565D7.6C44@succeeds.com>...
>"Mrs. Cheney likens Afghan women to pioneer women
>during speech at Cowgirl Museum"
>

Even cowgirls get the shit bombed out of them
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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

Think of the Church logo of the cowboy and the bomb.

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

>"How many of today's Britney Spears will have the
>longevity it takes to become tomorrow's Madonnas?"
>

rotfl

Just keep up those kegel exercises, Britney.

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

I saw an ad on the bus today, they're offering a $200 gift to drug
users for practicing birth control.

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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

You really want to sprain a gut muscle?

Honest to "Bob", it's from a story in the
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR!!!

http://www.csmonitor.com/2001/1102/p13s1-almp.html

Talk about your GLORIOUS, TECHNICOLOR, NEON-FLASHING
SIGN O' THE END TIMES!!

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