There's A Bunch of Limericks in There, Somewhere

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Oct 7, 2001 12:45 PM
Message-ID: <3BC08693.7EDD@succeeds.com>

(from Ananova)

A biker from Berlin whose penis was ripped off in a
freak motorcycling accident has had a new one made
from a muscle in his arm.

Michael Gruber's penis was ripped off by the petrol
tank of his 900cc Honda when it crashed into a tree.

The 37-year-old has had months of surgery. He can
now urinate properly and has a full sex life with
his girlfriend.

He said: "I flew out of the curve and smashed against
a tree. I was squashed between the tank and the seat.
The tank was ripped off, and with it my penis.

"It was agony, I looked down and it was gone and
then I don't remember any more because I passed out."

He added: "The doctors made me a new penis from the
muscle tissue in my lower left arm."

Surgeons connected a tube inside the muscle to his
bladder so he can urinate properly. He is also able
to get an erection.

"I feel like a real man again," Mr Gruber told the
German TV documentary programme, Blitz.

--
"A woman's shrill, piercing scream. Her hair in
absolute disarray. She growls and bares her teeth
animal-like. Tensing her fingers so her hands look
more like claws, she pounces forward with an
earsplitting war cry as she grabs at her opponent's
nipples and gives them a mighty twist."
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Subject: Re: There's A Bunch of Limericks in There, Somewhere
From: Joy D'Veeve <joy@go.away>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Oct 7, 2001 11:02 PM
Message-ID: <20011008.3025473@lump.concourse.com>

OK, Keep in mind this is the first time EVER I have composed a limerick.

And I KNOW there is a problem with the last line. My speed is wearing
off and my usually rapier sharp wit is currently somewhat blunted.

There once was a lad from Berlin
Who took his motor bike for a spin
Twixt the tank and the seat
Was resting his meat
But a high speed meeting with a tree left him sans foreskin.

Damn, that last line sucks. A little help?

Reverend admiral Joy D'Veeve

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