Where has all the Slack gone?

From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 7, 2001 2:05 PM

Really.

When did we lose it? Who stole it? Who left the gate open and let it escape?

Should we start a new group called alt.slack.bitchandmoan?

Or alt.antislack?

Or just alt.noslackatall?

Should we toss the complainers and instigators and perpetrators into
/dev/null? Or send them out for recycling? How about we just throw them from
the top of Mt. Ranier and have a lottery to see who hits bottom first? Winner
gets the Church of the Subgenius home game and a coupon good for a free butt
massage at Osama Mohammed Khadaffi's Jihad Spa and Soul Food Emporium.

...and what about Naomi?

Fuggit. I think I'll just go and get a Big Mac. Hell, I may even go ahead and
supersize my fries JUST FOR THE SHEER HELL OF IT.

--
Rev. DJ Epoch

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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>

I think what you're trying to say here is: "Alt.Slack SUCKS!!". If you do a
google search you will discover that alt.slack has ALWAYS sucked, through
the ages, and you just THOUGHT it didn't suck for a brief period of time.

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