From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 9:15 AM
Message-ID: <JXyw8.4$QJ4.16948@news.uswest.net>
Student strips down to protest preaching
By Brendan C. Manning
April 12, 2002
Western student Matt Russell stripped down to his underwear
and socks
Thursday in Red Square, holding a sign that read, "This
guy gave me a
great blowjob." Russell's sign referred to the
evangelist he was
standing next to, George Smock, who has been preaching
in Red Square
since Tuesday. "I got out of class and saw him
(Smock)," Russell said.
"Then I went and bought a marker and poster board
and took off my
clothes." He said the idea occurred to him last
year when evangelists
came to Western and began preaching in Red Square. "Last
year, I dropped
my pants ... anything I can do to make their message
more diluted,"
Russell said. Smock appeared undaunted by Russell's
protest and
continued to preach to the crowd, which increased to
approximately 150
people at 2 p.m. "That's the devil," Smock
said, referring to Russell.
"The Lord just turns this to my advantage."
with a picture
http://www.westernfrontonline.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2002/04/12/3cb7526ab1d38
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From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Blackout wrote:
> Western student Matt Russell stripped down to his
> underwear and socks Thursday in Red Square, holding
> a sign that read, "This guy gave me a great
blowjob."
> Russell's sign referred to the evangelist he was
> standing next to, George Smock, who has been preaching
> in Red Square since Tuesday.
I wonder if George Smock is any relation to Jed Smock?
He was a campus preacher around 20 years ago, renowned
for being able to maintain a full volume rant for eight
hours straight.
He was a crowd favorite, yelling abusive things about
students who were walking by, that girls were "whores"
and that frat boys were "masturbating homosexuals",
which I've no doubt were statements as often as not
accurate.
Once, for no particular reason, he lashed out at the
Fine Arts college, and I have *no* idea what invective
he used against them that they actually got upset
about, maybe that their art was derivative and their
Wiccan Priestess dressed them funny. In any event,
they
responded by pelting him with mock oranges--so every
year
thereafter, you always knew when Jed was coming, as
the
grounds keepers would remove all the oranges.
But Jed was getting old. So he brought with him his
protege, a rather plain woman in her 20s with the biggest
mouth I've ever seen on a human except for a man who
had
run, full-tilt, into concertina wire at head height
while
screaming.
"From Disco Queen To (something-or-other)"
read her
brochure, which made no sense whatsoever except maybe
she
had been a follower of Satanic ABBA music before she
had
found "the lord."
And though she had the mouth, she just didn't have the
cast-iron pipes and leather lungs for the job. A burnout
after just a few hours. Not that she didn't try. But
it
was awful hard to be intimidated by a squeaky-voiced
ex-
hippy-looking novice like her. And when a woman calls
a
frat boy a "masturbator", he thinks it is
a come-on.
So a group of them formed a tight circle, sitting down
in
front of her. And then they started inching forward,
a
little bit at a time. Distracted, she didn't notice
another one sneaking up behind to lift up her floor
length
dress and take a peek. And he looked, long and hard,
at
her panty covered butt, to the amusement of the crowd.
But not Jed. Jed came running out of the school library
at full tilt, screaming obscentities at the top of his
voice and made a running kick at the peeker. Peeker,
however, pulled away unexpectedly, like Charlie Brown's
football, with much the same result.
--
Oh, what tangled webs we weave,
When first we practice to deceive.
And so, my friend, the simple fact is,
You've got to have a lot of practice.
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From: slackREMOVE_THIS@cox.net (SPM Armory, North Annex)
On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 15:12:01 GMT, "nu-monet v4.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> was kind enough to write:
>I wonder if George Smock is any relation to Jed Smock?
I believe they are one and the same, i.e. George "Jed" Smock:
http://members.cox.net/subgenius/images/bro_jed1.jpg
>He was a campus preacher around 20 years ago, renowned
>for being able to maintain a full volume rant for
eight
>hours straight.
I used to heckle him at UCSD in the late '70s. Such
fond memories. I
took some pretty kewl photos of Bother Jed and Reverend
Cindy, who is
now Mrs. Smock.
>He was a crowd favorite, yelling abusive things
about
>students who were walking by, that girls were "whores"
>and that frat boys were "masturbating homosexuals",
>which I've no doubt were statements as often as
not
>accurate.
He called me a "heathen hippie whoremonger".
>Once, for no particular reason, he lashed out at
the
>Fine Arts college, and I have *no* idea what invective
>he used against them that they actually got upset
>about, maybe that their art was derivative and their
>Wiccan Priestess dressed them funny. In any event,
they
>responded by pelting him with mock oranges--so every
year
>thereafter, you always knew when Jed was coming,
as the
>grounds keepers would remove all the oranges.
One time a crowd of students at UCSD tried to goad Jed
into a fist
fight with a bunch of Hare Krishnas. We were chanting
"Krish-Na,
Krish-Na, Krish-Na..."
>But Jed was getting old. So he brought with him
his
>protege, a rather plain woman in her 20s with the
biggest
>mouth I've ever seen on a human except for a man
who had
>run, full-tilt, into concertina wire at head height
while
>screaming.
Yup, that would be Cindy Lassiter. Here she is in the
fall of 1978,
captured on my fine Rolleiflex camera:
http://members.cox.net/subgenius/images/siscind1.jpg
<snip>
--
"If you're accused falsely of the same thing three
times,
that's a freebie."
- St. John Iceknife
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From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
SPM Armory, North Annex wrote:
> http://members.cox.net/subgenius/images/bro_jed1.jpg
>
> http://members.cox.net/subgenius/images/siscind1.jpg
Dang! That brings back memories. But where the hell
is
Jed getting his tannis leaves? He must be in his late
80s by now.
As for "Sister Cindy", yep, that's her. Doesn't
she look
like she is in intense pain?
I wish I could remember what her pamphlet said, "From
Disco
Queen to..." what?
Geez, the last time I saw Jed was in the early 1980s.
At
*that* time I thought he looks like Rev Stang looks
*now*,
except for the beard and the smile. Jed always looked
like
he had a mouth full of half-chewed green persimmons.
--
Furbee Idea in Movie 2002 --
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs Resurrects
Dead On Planet Jupiter --
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
slackREMOVE_THIS@cox.net (SPM Armory, North Annex) hunched
over a
computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, slackREMOVE_THIS@cox.net (SPM Armory,
North Annex)
laughed madly, then wrote:
>He called me a "heathen hippie whoremonger".
DO you monger whores?
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
"So what if a piece of wood discovers it's a violin?"
-A.Rimbaud
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From: slackREMOVE_THIS@cox.net (SPM Armory, North Annex)
On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 19:56:08 GMT, joecosby@mindspring.com
(Joe Cosby)
was kind enough to write:
>slackREMOVE_THIS@cox.net (SPM Armory, North Annex)
hunched over a
>computer, typing feverishly;
>thunder crashed, slackREMOVE_THIS@cox.net (SPM Armory,
North Annex)
>laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>http://members.cox.net/subgenius/images/siscind1.jpg
>
>->eek<-
>
>She looks like she just ate a big hamburger and
finished the whole
>thing before someone told her the meat was fried
catshit.
Thanks! That is one of my most PRIZED images. Cindy
has real, REAL
bad acne scars that you can't see on this low-res version.
I really
like the expressions on the faces of all the students
around her too.
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From: "Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@LinkLine.COM>
"nu-monet v4.0" wrote:
> I wonder if George Smock is any relation to Jed
Smock?
"Brother Jed." When ever he would say the
word "fornication"
he would make this funny little hand sign and the students
would
join him, derivig much amusement.
--
Did Charlton Heston shoot Tom Wales?
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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos
Israel)
"Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
wrote in message news:<JXyw8.4$QJ4.16948@news.uswest.net>...
> Western student Matt Russell stripped down to his
underwear and socks
> Thursday in Red Square,
Why is it that just about every university in North America has a "Red Square"?
--
C.
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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
In article <JXyw8.4$QJ4.16948@news.uswest.net>,
Blackout
<blackout@404infomagic.net> wrote:
> http://www.westernfrontonline.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2002/04/12/3cb7526ab1d38
Western sophomore Alison Bacich tried to do exactly
that on Wednesday
when she sang operas in a soprano voice, drawing students
away from
Smock, who was preaching less than 10 feet away.
...
That's a lovely idea. Whenever demagogues get going
in public, put
someone with more talent next to 'em.
Her Ladyship Lilith
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