The "THIS SHOULD KEEP YOU OCCUPIED FOR NOW" Early Edition -- for those who could no longer await either the slickly designed "GOOD" version or the new "NEW" version
AN EXPLANATION from editor Rev. Ivan Stang of this rather temporary-looking issue, and our strenuous self-extrication from a tenuous state of affairs. To make a long story short, we're DAMN busy, yet there's plenty of new Slack.
Illustration, right, is by Rev. Ignatz Topolino
OLD from the Unusual Gaggle of Idiot Savants at alt.slack (edited by Revs. Stang, Temujin, Two Beans, & Phloighd):
spENTERTAINMENT SECTION - Dated Reviews of Movies-TV-Books
Of Great Historical Interest to Scholars of the SubGenius Religion
Dear SubGenius Answer Yeti
The Horror of News and other Old News Horrors
Articles Not Pissed Off Enough to Call "Rants"
All Manner of Alt.Slack Nonsense and Great Spewings on Random Subjects
GRAPHICS: ART MINES TUNNEL 18
6 Months of the Best of the Most High from Alt.Binaries.Slack
ULTIMATE PROOF that SLACK ABUSE promotes the FINEST in COMPUTER GRAPHICS
LeMur, IMBJR, Heart Ignition, All Yr Faves Guaranteed Breathtakingly Obsessive Includes Complete Dobbsheads Stash
OUR PREVIOUS FIST ISSUE
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