FWD: Thousands netted in April Fools Sting

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 2, 2002
Newsgroups: alt.slack

From: "Byron Werner" <hotwire@d2.com>
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2002
Thousands of illicit drug users have been apprehended thanks to an
April Fool's Day press conference by acting president George Damien
Bush. Following a bogus press conference where Bush announced immediate
legalization of drugs, hundreds of jubuliant `stoners' were arrested as
they openly lit up marijuana `joints' or whiffed from small vials of
cocaine. "Gotcha!" gloated the weasely `president' as government storm
troops surrounded the users and carted them off to prison. "Only a fool
would believe what the government tells them! Besides, not only is it
April Fool's Day, but I also had my fingers crossed!" said the cocky,
former coke-head. The bogus press announcement was thought up by
management heads at the former Department of Disinformation, now known
as the Ministry of Truth, and carried out with the full support of the
Homeland Security Forces, showing off their fashionable new
brown-shirted uniforms. "We sure pulled one over on those damn
drug-users! They really believed we'd stop the profits of
drug-smuggling! If we did that, how in Hell would the CIA ever fund
it's covert activities! Hell, they'd have to go ask Congress for funds
and we all know THAT ain't gonna happen!" Unexpectedly, several members
of the White House staff were caught up in the surprise sting
operation, including one woman suspected of being the acting
president's daughter.

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