Date: Sat, Jan 5, 2002 9:50 PM
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Kolaga says...
>>I'm looking for song lyrics that go something
like this:
>>Glans without foreskin -- eyes without eyelids
-- mouth without lips
Um, okay....(cranks up Lexicon 4-voice pitch shifter, clears throat:)
Glans without foreskin
bats without wings
A scary bald Barbie unnaturally sings
a song of false promise, zirconium rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Eyes without eyelids
Ragnarok grids
Scar-bearing sperm whales who fought giant squids
All the wrong paths down which we once slid
These are the tales of bad things that we did
Mouth without lips
a basket of screams
Ill-advised pills that elicit bad dreams
Torn at the seams, a concert of rips
This is the tally of terrible trips
A clown with the clap
in a world without snatch
Alien fetii
have a taste, what a batch
When you warm the wrong eggs
mind the monsters you hatch
When you kiss the wrong things
here's the cold you will catch
Mentally ill ballerinas of Mars
The hearts of small children
on dark shelves, in jars
Sometimes its not deeds, but bad places you are
You can run like a deer, still not get very far
Don't want to see all the sights that we saw
which we cannot delete, which get stuck in our craw
Lop off your head and still call it a draw
At least you still circle, haven't entered the maw
The bandersnatch claws shredding nerves as they sing
The leathery flap of impossible wings
The screams of dimensional doors as they swing
These are a few of my favorite things
THINGS
Things
things
thiiiiiiiingsssssss
40 quatloos and a fropstick, pleeez.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Composer of "14 Filthy Scat Rondos No One
Wants To Hear"
"Sad what one pound of LSD can do to a human
brain."
- said of Paula Orridge
You have to see the world for what it is
A circus full of freaks and clowns
and you'll never please everybody
its a well-established fact
I recommend a fifth of Jack
and a bottle of Prozac
- "ProzaKc Blues",
King Crimson
With all the resources available to you
as a director, every day is an opportunity
- Ron Howard
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From: Tesla Coil <tescoil@devnull.ilbbs.com>
> Glans without foreskin
> bats without wings
> A scary bald Barbie unnaturally sings
> a song of false promise, zirconium rings
Wasn't this made a hit by The Strawberry Alarm Clock?
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From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
My one-skin lies over my two-skin
My two-skin lies over my three
My three-skin lies over my foreskin
So pull back my foreskin for me.
Oh! Pull back
Pull back
Pull back my foreskin for me, for me!
Pull back
Pull back
Pull back my foreskin for me!
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From: thereheis99@hotmail.com (Rev. Crawford)
> Glans without foreskin
> bats without wings
> A scary bald Barbie unnaturally sings
> a song of false promise, zirconium rings
> These are a few of my favorite things
Not that this has anything to do with anything, but
that third line
reminded me of a million-buck idear I had over the Xistmist
holidays.
The piece de resistance for the gift-giving portion
of the proceedings
was when my little cousin Haley opened up her main gift
- an enormous
Barbie doll. This thing was huge, at about 40"
tall it had about
three inches on Haley. Personally, I found it to be
a little bit
unnerving, and just thanked Gobbs that the damned thing
didn't talk.
But it got me to thinking, which is always a rare and
wonderous event.
Figuring that if they could crank out a three-plus-foot
Barbie doll,
it was only a matter of time before they produced a
life-sized Barbie
doll. From there it was a small conceptual leap to
come up with the
idea of a life-sized Barbie SEX doll.
Hell, I'd buy one.
And I'm sure there are PLENTY of other American males
out there whose
first exposure to the goofily unrealistic female aesthetic
ideal was
via their sister's or neighbor's Barbie doll. They've
been selling
them things for what, thirty, forty years? There's
gotta be millions
of guys who would gladly fork over $69.95 to fulfill
their lifelong
dream of fucking Barbie. Talk about a huge market.
This one'll make me richer than a Nazi! Richer than
Snavely, even!
Man, talk about mass market appeal, this is one of those
million-dollar ideas that would actually work! Hot
damn!
YFNR
Rev. Crawford
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