Dear Subgenius Douche Bag...



From: "Heart Ignite"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 8, 2002

When you live, breath, and eat the church how does one stay fresh in those
unchaste feeling moments?
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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)

Douche with beer....


Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee"
Newsgroups: alt.slack

  You mighta bought The Book of Mormon or something by mistake.  But
don't be frightened - ours is probably just a few more entries down the list.
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From: nu-monet

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MYSTICAL BLUE TOES OF THE DEATH
GODDESS KALI AND START LAVISHING HER FEET WITH TONGUE
KISSES UNTIL THE BLOOD STARTS POURING OUT OF YOUR
HAIR!

Or something.


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In a year holding a three, or seven,
or five, or nine, or maybe not,
Two things, might be people, or armies,
or buildings,
Or anything really, blades of grass,
or stoats, or crapulous charlatans
spouting mimsy,
Might do something nebulous.
Insert made-up-bit here.

 --Generic Nostradamus Quatrain from
   "The Guardian"

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From: "rev_cletus"

Last time I had an "unchaste feeling moment" was standin' in line at the
Bijou for the umpty-umpth midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture
Show"; spotted some *fine* tail in fishnets up ta' *yonder*, an' decided to
COP me a handful.

Dude jumped a foot, whipped around an' tried to relieve me of my teeth.

Fscker *musta'* been a dancer, er sumpin' - cain't git GAMS like that
sittin' on a "Bob"-damned barstool.

Or kill me.

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Rev. Cletus Aurelius
Q4"B"4L
Flower Town Detachment, Dobbs-on-a-Stick

 

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