Why Does alt.slack Suck?

From: Artemia Salina
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 8, 2002

Because nature abhors a vacuum.

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From: Reverend DJ Epoch

Does not.... she made plenty of it. Just look at how much of it is OUT
THERE!!!! (He said pointing to deep space)

And in here, for that matter...

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From: Kopi Luwak

that explains why its so dusty in here.
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From: "NeuroManson" <1llabruf@tsewq.ten>

Because everything else blows?

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From: "xenu"

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> Because everything else blows?

hay I was going to say that. oh well you know what they say about
great minds.

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From: "NeuroManson" <1llabruf@tsewq.ten>

They they taste great with a dash of garlic and melted butter?

"xenu" wrote in message
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> hay I was going to say that. oh well you know what they say about
> great minds.
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From: "Ricky Nielsen"

"NeuroManson" <1llabruf@tsewq.ten> wrote in message
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> They they taste great with a dash of garlic and melted butter?

Put some cheese on 'em
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From: "Ricky Nielsen"

Is this a trick question?

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From: HellPope Huey

Because I paid it the $20, same as downtown. Duh!

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From: "Alliekatt"

Because it feels good. I like getting sucked by alt.slack.

alliekatt
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From: Kopi Luwak

kevbob wrote to %newsgroups% /n/n:

>
>what?

over there.
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From: Kevan

On Tue, 08 Jan 2002 03:09:13 -0500, Artemia Salina from
Usenet.com - #1 Newsgroups service on the planet! - http://www.Usenet.com wrote:

>Because nature abhors a vacuum.

No, it sucks because of the people who post to it.

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From: "Unclaimed Mysteries"

>
> No, it sucks because of the people who post to it.
>

Yeah, and if it sucks it's like, uh means the posters suck and, and so they
both suck, you know why? Because they aren't, you know, like clever and
stuff so their sucking makes alt.slack suck like they do too, you know?

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"

I took one extra step back from this one and kinda had to laugh:

In article , Kevan
wrote:

>
> No, it sucks because of the people who post to it.

Boy.

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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From: HellPope Huey

Because its too goddamned lazy to drop its pants and spread like the rest of
us.

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