What does a heaping bowlful of alt.slack flakes taste like?



From: "Unclaimed Mysteries"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 17, 2002

A hearty combination of hot chocolate and chicken broth, or more like
peaches 'n' mustard?


Corry
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From: "The Not Quite Sane One"

Pork-n-beans milkshake?  Or a liver-n-onions milkshake?

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From: "kevbob"

please do not place the alt.slack flakes in your mouth.
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From: Reverend DJ Epoch

Kind of a mix of sauerkraut and chocolate sauce with a wee bit of
jalapeno pepper added for spice.

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From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)


More like Unka Stang's SCAB COLLECTION.
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From: HellPope Huey

In article <231b626.0201172239.548d05f8@posting.google.com>,
lyonderboy666@hotmail.com says...
>
>
>More like Unka Stang's SCAB COLLECTION.

Godiva chocolates, castor oil and chili con carnage.

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Anti-Reagan)

"Unclaimed Mysteries" wrote in message news:...
> A hearty combination of hot chocolate and chicken broth, or more like
> peaches 'n' mustard?
>
>

Jabanero ice cream with a side of communion wafers.

--C.
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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench

In article , Unclaimed Mysteries
wrote:

> A hearty combination of hot chocolate and chicken broth, or more like
> peaches 'n' mustard?

Peaches and mustard can be GOOD, as long as we're not talking about
canned peaches and yellow salad mustard. I can imagine a dish,
something akin to a vindaloo, with ground mustard seed and fresh
peaches in it.  Otherwise... euw.

You know that stuff that grout BECOMES, if you don't clean it? That's
what alt.slack flakes taste like.

BTW, in case you were curious, my fiber is FINE today, thank you!


Her Ladyship Lilith

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From: HellPope Huey

In article <190120021130158619%lilith@ZubJenius.com>, Her says...

>You know that stuff that grout BECOMES, if you don't clean it? That's
>what alt.slack flakes taste like.

Geez, youse guys, alt.slack is like a supermodel. You ain't supposed to lick
it, you're only supposed to LOOK at it. Some folks just have a bad eye for the
right crevices to apply their tongues to, which partially explains K*v**.  
People who felch poodles just tend to develop a cranky streak.

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From: "Unclaimed Mysteries"

"HellPope Huey" wrote in part:

>
>     "A mystical vision got dressed up one night..."
>                 - Rickie Lee Jones

Ghostyhead: on my all-time trippiest albums first team. And from such an
unexpected source.


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