From: priestesspisces@hotmail.com (Priestess Pisces)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 19, 2002
i know you body stops doing everything while you sneeze
BUT WHY CANT I BLOW MY NOSE AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME!?
i tried it several times today.. the minute i start blowing my nose i stop peeing.
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From: Artemia Salina
Priestess Pisces wrote:
>
> i know you body stops doing everything while you sneeze
So does this imply that death is like one very prolonged sneeze?
> BUT WHY CANT I BLOW MY NOSE AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME!?
> i tried it several times today.. the minute i start blowing my nose i stop
peeing.
I'm not sure why that is, but try blowing your nose while taking a dump.
WORKS GREAT!
--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Impedite Juvenescence Expertly Guyles Ambrosian Consimilitude!!! Just ask Kevan!
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From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde"
My guess is your kagel exercises have been paying off. The only exercises
that make you SMILE are most likely responsible.
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From: "Pater Nostril"
> My guess is your kagel exercises have been paying off. The only exercises
> that make you SMILE are most likely responsible.
I find bagel exercises are better than using a cock ring
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From: HellPope Huey
In article <2bdc07f4.0201182103.4a2083ce@posting.google.com>,
priestesspisces@hotmail.com says...
>
>i know you body stops doing everything while you sneeze
>BUT WHY CANT I BLOW MY NOSE AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME!?
>i tried it several times today.. the minute i start blowing my nose i stop
peeing.
This is because the "Bob"Gland is a MIGRATING organ. While it is infinite on
the LATERAL plane, it moves in only one direction on the LINEAR one. After all,
"Bob" IS known for his appaling inability to focus. The "Bob"Gland slides up
and
down from the foot to the head, depending on the inclination required to access
the desired Plane.
When you blow yer nose, it slides up to the Rewardian Plane nearer the head.
To
access the PeeGland, it must slide downwards, closer to the SexHurt areas. While
these two DO have an ideal balanced center where both are accessible
simultaneously, only rare Masters such as Sterno can make it happen on a
voluntary basis. Therefore, we lower Subgeenies must use either one other the
other.
Hope this helps.
Hobblin' Old Doc Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Creator of the Teleporting Cat Box
"...and always remember
the last words of my grandfather,
who said 'A truck!'..."
- Emo Philips
"If you want to know what God thinks of money,
just look at the people He gave it to."
- Dorothy Parker
"You cannot drink
the cup of the Lord
and the cup of demons."
- I Corinthians
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From: "The Not Quite Sane One"
"HellPope Huey"
news:a2cfrd0b8e@drn.newsguy.com...
>
> This is because the "Bob"Gland is a MIGRATING organ. While it is
infinite on
> the LATERAL plane, it moves in only one direction on the LINEAR one.
After all,
> "Bob" IS known for his appaling inability to focus. The "Bob"Gland
slides up and
> down from the foot to the head, depending on the inclination
required to access
> the desired Plane.
> When you blow yer nose, it slides up to the Rewardian Plane nearer
the head. To
> access the PeeGland, it must slide downwards, closer to the SexHurt
areas. While
> these two DO have an ideal balanced center where both are accessible
> simultaneously, only rare Masters such as Sterno can make it happen
on a
Hmm. Never thought I could take pride in my ability to blow my nose
and pee at the same time. *That* is why I joined this church.
Haven't tried sneezing and peeing though. Figured it would throw off
my aim and make a mess.
--
Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" the Not-Quite-Sane, ESB
"This place is swell.
But the swelling's gone down."
--Tank Girl
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From: priestesspisces@hotmail.com (Priestess Pisces)
HellPope Huey
> This is because the "Bob"Gland is a MIGRATING organ. While it is infinite
on
> the LATERAL plane, it moves in only one direction on the LINEAR one. After
all,
> "Bob" IS known for his appaling inability to focus. The "Bob"Gland slides
up and
> down from the foot to the head, depending on the inclination required to access
> the desired Plane.
> When you blow yer nose, it slides up to the Rewardian Plane nearer the head.
To
> access the PeeGland, it must slide downwards, closer to the SexHurt areas.
While
> these two DO have an ideal balanced center where both are accessible
> simultaneously, only rare Masters such as Sterno can make it happen on a
> voluntary basis. Therefore, we lower Subgeenies must use either one other
the
> other.
> Hope this helps.
>
> Hobblin' Old Doc Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
> Creator of the Teleporting Cat Box
well i'll be damned... that makes lots of since
thanks a million Medical Quack Huey
so how much is the fee?