HEY STANG! I'M DRUNK AND I NEED A JOB!



From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002

In article <1hhm4ugrs359um53ut6qg3cvmicd9tmn6j@4ax.com>, no fuckin' job
wrote:

> Seeing as how you have all this FUCKING FREE TIME to POST SHIT on this
> pooor-fucking-excuse-for-a-newsgroup perhaps you could direct me the
> nearest BOB EMPLOYMENT AGENCY or Euthanasia Center. I'M SO FUCKING
> DRUNK AND PISSED AT THE FUCKING WORLD I DON'T CARE ANYWAYS!
>
>
> P. FUCKING S. Have A NICE DAY I KNOW IT AIN't YUR FAULT!
> IT'S BOB'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> drunk and still no fucking job, NO PUSSY EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>


Bummer! I guess "Bob" was right when he said, "It's Gonna Be a Bummer,
Man."

Ya gotta keep these things in perspective, though. "I cried because I
could not fuck a girl and shoot heroin while flying a private jet,
until I met a man who could not jack off or drink beer while flying a
private jet."

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