From: nu-monet
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 1, 2002
Well, let's see. Some estimates are as early as
this coming Thursday the third.
The Indians are pissed because of the assassination
of 13 of their leaders. They have troops on the
border. There is also the dangerous game of nuclear
brinksmanship between them and the Pakies. India
says it can win a nuclear war. It also has a lot of
high tech hardware provided by Israel, with the hope
that India will punish Pakistan, not loved by Israel.
The Pakies have a lot of hotheads who want to party
with India. They too, have troops on the border,
and nuclear bombs on Chinese missiles.
The US, in Afghanistan, would love nothing better than
to hit on some of the hotheads--which would be made
easier if, after starting a war, they ran away back
into Afghanistan. It is prolly hoping that they will
be caught between the Pak and Indian armies and
slaughtered.
The Chinese are increasingly worried about India's
growing power, so have massed some of their army on
the border. They have provided much hardware, and
missiles to the Pakies.
The Israelis regard Pakistan as the home base for much
of the Islamic extremism in the world. They would not
be very unhappy if someone cleaned their clocks.
Gee, as a military friend of mine once said, "If you
got the tunes, the alcohol, and a bunch of drunk and
dancing teenage girls, you got yourself a party."
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In a year holding a three, or seven,
or five, or nine, or maybe not,
Two things, might be people, or armies,
or buildings,
Or anything really, blades of grass,
or stoats, or crapulous charlatans
spouting mimsy,
Might do something nebulous.
Insert made-up-bit here.
--Generic Nostradamus Quatrain from
"The Guardian"
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From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond"
Is it gonna be on every goddamn channel?
-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
And a so called National Leader who is sitting at his "Ranch" in taxas trying
to catch fish in a empty ssorm water pond who seems absolutly clueless on how
hot this could get!
I have y to do a little research, but he might get lucky and the fallout will
stay in teh southern hemisphere.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"
Lt. Frank Dredin, "The Naked Gun"
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From: HellPope Huey
In article
>
>yeah most likely
'cept for Nickelodeon. Thank DOBBS fer SpongeBob and Zim.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
A song in my heart, a throat in my teeth,
A fork in the road to ruin
They shoot Titan IIs
at a place made of goo
And still claim they know what they're doin'
"Its obvious we're all on the conveyor belt
to the corporate abattoir."
- "Newsradio"
"The poets have been mysteriously silent
on the subject of cheese."
- G. K. Chesterton
"'You saved my life" she said,
"so you better make it up to me.'"
- " As Good As It Gets"
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From: nu-monet
Ricky Nielsen wrote:
>
> You guys got hangovers or sumptin?Or are you just
> naturely uptight?It was just my way of sayin 'good
> one' to the joke.
>
Nothing personal. It's just that there is a poetic
or prosaic quality to alt.slack that goes beyond
merehume expressions. Under such conditions the
only possible response to a joke is another joke,
a flame, to rip the limb from the post at the socket
and take it on a surrealistic flight of fancy which
reaches from the inner mindlessness to tangential
nothingness, or just to do some damn dumb thing
that wastes bandwidth and makes people sorry that
they even *bothered*.
But normality? Never! "Yeah, dude", from the "I
don't know, what do you want to do tonight?" school
of turbidity is not Slack, it is waste. (Of course,
most *anything* can be turned to the purposes of
Slack, including waste, but you cannot make a sow's
purse out of a silk hankerchief, unless you fold it
over and sew it up and maybe hang it around her neck.)
But it is you sacred *DOOTY* to create Slack where
there is none. To ponder the spongeable fungibles
in deep and abiding excremeditation, squeezing forth
whatever hard little balls of pstench that you can
manage.
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From: HellPope Huey
In article
>>Count me out. No war for me. I want peace.
>
>Yes, but at what price? Freedom and tyranny know but one price and
>that is BLOOD. Iffen I had my druthers, I would have had those
>mountains in Afghanistan nuked rather than sending American soldiers
>in.
Political considerations aside...SOMEbody needs to brush up on their nuclear
physics. Since we've had no reactor breach that turned a huge area into a death
zone, aside from Chernobyl, about which no one seemed to really give a bleep
for
long, all that's left is a generation or two (aside from the Japanese, of
course) whose idea of the aftereffects of a strike of ANY size are limited to
a
few blurry pictures of Hiroshima shadows.
Anything above the level of a neutron weapon (and we don't have those, because
we're GOOD folks & they're BAD, right?) will create an ELF-like,
world-penetrating sound wrought by grinding teeth & a whole new kind of wailing
you don't wanna hear.
You think 3k+ deaths and the loss of two buildings was shocking? Can you say
"jet stream?" Can you cross your sweating fingers? Where can I go to get my
jeans embroidered? Where can I go to get my glowing poodle clipped? Na na na
na
Na na na na hey heeey praise "Bob." And in all seriousness, hope there's an
XDay
5, 6 and 7.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
A song in my heart, a throat in my teeth,
A fork in the road to ruin
They shoot Titan IIs
at a place made of goo
And still claim they know what they're doin'
"Its obvious we're all on the conveyor belt
to the corporate abattoir."
- "Newsradio"
"The poets have been mysteriously silent
on the subject of cheese."
- G. K. Chesterton
"'You saved my life" she said,
"so you better make it up to me.'"
- "As Good A