the brutal, evil and tyrannical rogue regime of Ivan Stang????

From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: codini@I_Hate_chihuahuas.com
Date: Fri, Oct 11, 2002 12:07 PM

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have
not yet met,but kindly consider the message, because, I am determined
to live for posterity, or not.
I wish to plead with you to join me in not only serving humanity, but
to also benefit in the process. This message should be strange but
reality will definitely dawn on you, if you lay some attention
on it's contents. I wouldn't have notified you but for the sake of
your integrity and stupidity.Please accept my sincere apologies. In
laying this message on you, I have to say that I have no intentions of
causing you any personal pains or discomfort yet.
I am Dudley Dobbs the elder brother to the late SubGenius President
J.R. "BoB" Dobbs, who was murdered by the then rebel leader Ivan Stang
, now SubGenius President.
President J.R. "BoB" Dobbs, in his bid to fend off rebel
insurgency,put in my care, the sum of $12,300,000(twelve million,
three hundred thousand dollars)
for the purchase of arms and ammunitions, to counter rebel attacks.
But unfortunately, we could not purchase these arms, or legs, before
he was killed. This money is still being kept in trunk boxes in a
secret location and just the two of us knew about it until he was
killed, or not. I could not get in touch with any frop dealer before
my brother was killed. I have since held on to these trunk boxes,
which I was able to transport out of Dallas with the aid of WOTAN
soldiers/Diplomatic passage under the guise conveying my personal
effects without anybody knowing.
I am presently residing in Mhl#amban%yatsi in Lemuria and work as a
consultant on inter-regional cooperation. I have borne the burden for
too long, oh, my brother. I do not want to keep the funds any longer,
but I can never turn it over to the brutal, evil and tyrannical rogue
regime of Ivan Stang , is still committing all sorts of atrocities on
the SubGenius people. Can you hep me lawd? I am not soliciting for
your help to wage a war against the regime, but to act as a foreign
partner, to allow me transfer the funds
to you, and in turn donate a portion of it as humanitarian gesture to
the SubGenius people by
purchasing such essential needs like frop, beer and so on from the
money after deducting your expenses and commission of 200%.Please note
that I could have approached the J'hlan Society, but I changed my mind
on that after calculating what they would deduct as commission, and
also, after rationalizing the scandal that followed their
mismanagement of the donations meant for the victims of the september
11th attack on the United States.
Also note that this offer will give you a double-edged advantage :
1. as the benefactor of the SubGenius people and;
2. the commission you stand to earn.
On getting a positive response from you, I will send to you the
modalities for processing the necessary documentations that will
facilitate your securement of the funds from the Security company
where the funds are kept for safe keeping, or not. Please note that
confidentiality and honesty are fundamental
rules in this transaction. Be assured that I am a top 40 personality
in this country and I am mindful of the legal implications of this
transaction, as I intend taking care of all the legal documentations
for a successful and bitch-free transaction. You will be expected to
take delivery of the consignment, personally from the deposit company
in Cleveland. With the password and informations
that I will give you, together with the Power of BoB, you would then
proceed to the security firm, as these will facilitate your collection
of the consignment. The consignment containing the USD$12,300,000.00
will be released to you in the two large stinky trunk boxes.
I am therefore soliciting your help to have this money collected by
you and transferred into your account,as we would give you the
necessary documentations to facilitate your collection of the
consignment personally in Cleveland.
***PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR OK TRANSACTION CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS IS
REQUIRED HIGHLY.
Thank you very much for your time and understanding.
You Da Man
Yours sincerely,
Dudley Dobbs

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <r7tdquk1v671h1d6rgghg6nd2mftkpcugr@4ax.com>, Champion Jack
Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever> wrote:

> This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have
> not yet met,but kindly consider the message, because, I am determined
> to live for posterity, or not.
> I wish to plead with you to join me in not only serving humanity, but
> to also benefit in the process. This message should be strange but
> reality will definitely dawn on you, if you lay some attention
> on it's contents. I wouldn't have notified you but for the sake of
> your integrity and stupidity.Please accept my sincere apologies. In
> laying this message on you, I have to say that I have no intentions of
> causing you any personal pains or discomfort yet.
> I am Dudley Dobbs the elder brother to the late SubGenius President
> J.R. "BoB" Dobbs, who was murdered by the then rebel leader Ivan Stang
> , now SubGenius President.
> President J.R. "BoB" Dobbs, in his bid to fend off rebel
> insurgency,put in my care, the sum of $12,300,000(twelve million,
> three hundred thousand dollars)
> for the purchase of arms and ammunitions, to counter rebel attacks.
> But unfortunately, we could not purchase these arms, or legs, before
> he was killed. This money is still being kept in trunk boxes in a
> secret location and just the two of us knew about it until he was
> killed, or not. I could not get in touch with any frop dealer before
> my brother was killed. I have since held on to these trunk boxes,
> which I was able to transport out of Dallas with the aid of WOTAN
> soldiers/Diplomatic passage under the guise conveying my personal
> effects without anybody knowing.
> I am presently residing in Mhl#amban%yatsi in Lemuria and work as a
> consultant on inter-regional cooperation. I have borne the burden for
> too long, oh, my brother. I do not want to keep the funds any longer,
> but I can never turn it over to the brutal, evil and tyrannical rogue
> regime of Ivan Stang , is still committing all sorts of atrocities on
> the SubGenius people. Can you hep me lawd? I am not soliciting for
> your help to wage a war against the regime, but to act as a foreign
> partner, to allow me transfer the funds
> to you, and in turn donate a portion of it as humanitarian gesture to
> the SubGenius people by
> purchasing such essential needs like frop, beer and so on from the
> money after deducting your expenses and commission of 200%.Please note
> that I could have approached the J'hlan Society, but I changed my mind
> on that after calculating what they would deduct as commission, and
> also, after rationalizing the scandal that followed their
> mismanagement of the donations meant for the victims of the september
> 11th attack on the United States.
> Also note that this offer will give you a double-edged advantage :
> 1. as the benefactor of the SubGenius people and;
> 2. the commission you stand to earn.
> On getting a positive response from you, I will send to you the
> modalities for processing the necessary documentations that will
> facilitate your securement of the funds from the Security company
> where the funds are kept for safe keeping, or not. Please note that
> confidentiality and honesty are fundamental
> rules in this transaction. Be assured that I am a top 40 personality
> in this country and I am mindful of the legal implications of this
> transaction, as I intend taking care of all the legal documentations
> for a successful and bitch-free transaction. You will be expected to
> take delivery of the consignment, personally from the deposit company
> in Cleveland. With the password and informations
> that I will give you, together with the Power of BoB, you would then
> proceed to the security firm, as these will facilitate your collection
> of the consignment. The consignment containing the USD$12,300,000.00
> will be released to you in the two large stinky trunk boxes.
> I am therefore soliciting your help to have this money collected by
> you and transferred into your account,as we would give you the
> necessary documentations to facilitate your collection of the
> consignment personally in Cleveland.
> ***PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR OK TRANSACTION CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS IS
> REQUIRED HIGHLY.
> Thank you very much for your time and understanding.
> You Da Man
> Yours sincerely,
> Dudley Dobbs
>

You fool. You blind fool. What have you done. How could you know what
your brother hid in those trunks. Your tiny mind could never
comprehend. Keep the money you fool. Keep your filthy money. But do not
open the vial! If you value your own Slack, the Slack of your family,
indeed all Slack on this planet, you MUST NOT TAMPER WITH THE VIAL!
Ironically your brother meant it as his greatest joke and, yes, a
booby-trap that would get the last laugh on me if I ever took
Dobbstown, as I have done. But my GOD man if you only knew. You must
return the Vial. Dobbstown will be useless to BOTH of us, EARTH will be
useless to both of our sponsors, if you do not heed my warning!

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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