Geo's Akron Devival Report Or "Just how the hell many SubGenii can ye stuff into a pocket universe!"

From: "Rev.Geo" <geovoice@earthlink.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 12, 2002 3:16 AM

Yes friends, the Akron Devival was one of the most densely packed Slack
events I have ever seen, creating a pocket singularity that no devival since
in this state, let alone anything since Brushwood, has boasted in quite some
time. There was not a square inch that was not inhabited by the most amazing
levels of oozing Slack that I have seen in quite a while, and although some
of you may not have been in attendance, your spirit and intent was felt as
the desolate, dead streets of Akron, which resembled something out of some
bad part of Vanilla Sky, did reverberate with massive Slackful waves from
the lil' bar, formerly known as Mr. Bilbo's, now come back to us resurrected
as the awesome Lime Spider.

Saint "N" and Hellena, ESO, and a newcomer who shall forhence be known as
they-who-kick-mighty-sonic-ass, aka The Amino Acids, did spew such glorious
tunage that the walls veritably shook with the thunder of Dobbs. As usual,
Stang did his job of wondrous rant-blasting, mind bending preachin', and
reached down into the souls of the assemblage, yanking their spiritual
chains and turning them inside out with awe. In addition, Rev. Onan did a
mirthful and poignant sing along for slack, Legume whopped the uninitiated
over the heads with a blast of kickass storytelling, and Phloighd rapped
until the pinkness ran from the room screaming:)

I'd like to apologize to those I didn't get to say goodbye to, as St. Patty
conked out, and both of us needed to make haste back to our Clevelandia cave
before we both dissolved into puddles of goo. So, I'd like to thank the
following for just being such cool folk:

Rev.Toth Wilder,
Rev.Steve,
Sexmortus,
Jacklyn,
Doc Pissoff and daughter
Joy and Prostata,
Saint "N" and Hellena,
All the Devo folk we met,
Saint Al,
Chris Lee and the Quijfolk,
Sister Rachel,
Ms. TV, aka Evangela,
Meester Seester,
Dr. Dark,
Legume,
Pater Nostril,
Onan,
Enni and her fella,
Jimbo,
Cowboy Dave,
Chas and the other ESO boys,
The cool folks guarding the door,
and of course, Stang and Wei, gracious as always. To any I missed, my
apologies, but its 3am, and I'm passing out now...

*Thud*

Regards,
Rev.Geo

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