Brag of the retard....

From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jun 30, 2002 12:45 AM

Don't call me "developmentally disabled"; it's arrogant and
condescending. I have no interest in your pity.

If you refer to me with some kind of multi-syllable medical term, if
you call it a "syndrome", or "disorder", you're just hiding your
embarrassment and revulsion. From yourself maybe.

I'm "challenged", yes; challenged fiercely ever day of my life.
So are you. Think about it.

I'm "special", damn right I am.
So are you. Why deny it?

Calling me "differently abled" is an attempt to pretend I'm like
everyone else. I'm not.
You know I'm not.

I am a retard. I have no problem with that.

Why should you?

--
Chaos-on-the-short-bus.

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

I am RLan, hear me sore.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>

You GO, retard!
Queso

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel wrote:
> I am a retard. I have no problem with that.

And in honor of your brave post, you magnificent retard, I repost from my
archive, my epic haiku "I Fucked a Retard Today".
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I had sex today
I stuck it to a retard
Met her on the bus

Told her she was cute
She was too stupid to know
I'm a lying prick

I rented a motel
I gave her Jagermeister
Porno on TV

The porno gave me wood
She could not, she was ugly
And she smelled like pee

She was all lumpy
When I took off all her clothes
Pimples on her ass

I climbed atop her back
So I couldn't see her face
Egads! What a PIG!

I tried to stick her
Her snatch was still really dry
It would not go in.

I would have licked her
Buy she really smelled like pee
So I spat instead.

Fucked her like a dog
Shot a big load of my spunk
on her pimply ass

Would have called my friends
To come fuck the retard too
But she was too gross

I dropped her off in town
I cried out "Goodbye" and waved
As she crossed the street

She turned to wave back
And a truck ran her over
DUH! Stupid retard!

She died in the street
With a cuntful of my cum
I laughed my ass off.

Her mom and dad cried
I don't know why they're so sad
Just a damn retard.

I saw her on TeeVee
Today a Retard was killed
While crossing Sixth Street

They showed her picture
She won a first-place ribbon
Special Olympics

Special Olympics?
Bwahahahahahaha
I laugh at retards

Sad-faced newscaster
Said it was a tragedy
Big fat hairy deal

I had sex today
With a retard who got killed
But God will make more.

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Legume
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the last church falls on the last priest" - - - Emile Zola

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