The Word of "Bob"

From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 25, 2002 3:20 PM

When I heard this, I knew it had to have come from the lips of "Bob"
Dobbs himself:

"Life is like a shit sandwich -- the more bread you have, the less
shit you have to take."

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Modemac wrote:
>
> When I heard this, I knew it had to have come from
> the lips of "Bob" Dobbs himself:
>
> "Life is like a shit sandwich -- the more bread you
> have, the less shit you have to take."
>

But you've only really won if you can give off a good
Homer Simpsonish, "Mmmm...shiiit..."

--
"Not all facts affecting a defendant's punishment
are elements which must be proven by a jury."
-- Supreme Court Justice Anthony M. Kennedy,
writing for the majority of the court

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