We are a religion

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Thu, Aug 22, 2002 7:34 PM

So what have you been doing religiously?

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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From: "Rev. Andre Brothel" <undeadandbitter@mindspring.com>

"nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> true and somewhat shakey madperson
(s) entered in news:3D6575DB.1901@succeeds.com:

> So what have you been doing religiously?
>

Ummm....ok here we go:
jabbering (like?) an idiot, masturbating to lesbian porn, drinking dutch
beers, and a laundrylist of drugs, reading the warning labels on
"carefree" sugerless gum out loud (WARNING: THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS
SACCARINE, WHICH HAS BEEN SHOWN TO CAUSE CANCER IN LAB ANIMALS" yes, it's
written in all-caps),

I think I may have left something out...like maybe cursing violently at
passing cars or remembering to breathe, but I'm not gonna be a nut about
perfection.

--
The Rev. Andre Brothel
- Doktor of pharmaceutical alchemy
'Always searching for the philosopher's stone.'

write to:
notdoctordre@mindspring.com
Material plane of existance, apt #110
Seattle, WA abunchanumbershere

"Oh drugs, I can't stay mad at you"

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From: "Ellis Dee" <fxtrt22@yahoo.com>

"nu-monet v5.0" > So what have you been doing religiously?

I avoid church religiously.

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From: glassgnost <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>

nu-monet v5.0 wrote:
> So what have you been doing religiously?
>

Avoiding the impulse to reply to your question.

--
Mystical Reverend Doktor glassgnost, Minister of Unnatural Selection
-- dlindner (at) socal (dot) rr (dot) com --
Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!
http://www.subgenius.com ...or kill me!

A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The
Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
-- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.

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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

"nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3D6575DB.1901@succeeds.com...
> So what have you been doing religiously?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

> --
> "This hedgehog will live with us!"

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