Subject: Dear SubG Tree-hugger

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Aug 18, 2002

OK, where I live on the West side, I see this lady walking down one of the commercial thoroughfares. She stops at every cross street, walking south, and stands there at every red light, waving some kind of small snipping from a bush or tree or something (about 5 leaves worth).

And it's not frop or anything like that. She waves it at the passing cars like she was fucking Queen Elizabeth, a slow wave not directed at anybody or anything in particular. She's been out there every day for months.

She's about my age, which is pretty freaking old. Sunglasses and one of those dopey visor hats. She could be chanting something as she is waving the vegetation.

What the FUCK? Is she Wiccan or an Arborist or something? I can't figure out what she is trying to accomplish here. This is not the kind of neighborhood where ANYBODY walks for any reason...we all have cars, often two or more. And it's a shot and beer suburb, too, where nobody puts up with any of that liberal spiritual shit.

S'driving me CRAZY...

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

She's making the tornadoes go away.

alliekatt
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>

iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> laughed madly, then wrote:

>What the FUCK? Is she Wiccan or an Arborist or something?

Not exactly.

>S'driving me CRAZY...

Exactly.

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From: "Rev.Geo" <geovoice@earthlink.net>

Be careful. This woman is a member of the geriatric Hoosbark tribe, an evil sect of shrub worshipping maniacs who sacrifice people in their neighborhoods to their foul, rapacious God, Shrub-nigglingwrath, and watch gleefully as the poor souls are devoured by the evil one after being slathered in honey and lawn clippings...

Don't go outside again...EVER!!!

Hiding in terror,
Rev.Geo
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From: Vero K Bridge <rivtrip@NOSPAMhotmail.com>

Her subversive purpose is to make blinkered, ritualized urbanites like yourself actually *think* a bit about things. Looks like it's working.
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From: SubGenius Spice <SGSpice@safe-mail.net>

i bet she's the sister of the "log lady".
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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:

> S'driving me CRAZY...

Kewl, I'll tell her to keep it up, and slip her another bottle of rotgut next time I see her.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Vero K Bridge <rivtrip@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

> Her subversive purpose is to make blinkered, ritualized urbanites like
> yourself actually *think* a bit about things. Looks like it's working.

For all I know, perhaps the batty old hag really IS is the only thing keeping Cleveland's West Side from the Vampire Lord.

But, prior to his sighting of the old looney, I have witnessed iDRMRSR expressing thoughts, albeit sick and vile thoughts, about these "things" you mention. Possibly, the revolutionary bag lady's subversive efforts may go wasted on some passersby, and simply cause them to think sadly about the tragedy of mental illness.

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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

Lil:

>>> S'driving me CRAZY...

Kewl, I'll tell her to keep it up, and slip her another bottle of rotgut next time I see her.<<

You're just so lovely when you are trying to be cruel. If she doesn't cut it out, I'm gonna stomp on my brakes and ask her just what the FUCK she is doing. I'll prolly puke at the answer, which will prolly be based on some teaching of one of those filthy Eastern Religions.

Maybe I'll just burn some of that Viking Metal and blast it at her from the car stereo as I pass by.


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