Subject: Dear Subgenius answer man

From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 29, 2002

Today I went to the store to buy paper towels and found that the Brawny pick a size brand paper towels in the three pack with the picture of the imaginary lumberjack on the front were $4.99 and the Brawny pick a size brand paper towels in the three pack with the picture of the dead race car driver Richard Petty on the front was two for $5. Is a dead race car driver worth half as much as an imaginary lumberjack and what is the connection between stock car racing and paper towels?
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

wiping up bits and pieces of dale earnhardt

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Joe Cosby
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Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by
incompetence.
- Napoleon
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From: "Bud" <budec@qwest.net>

"imaginary lumberjack".... thanks for ruining my fantasy asshole! Up till now, I thought that was a REAL lumberjack. Next time just let me live in my dissulations and buy into what a commerical corporation feeds into my head. Next you will probably try and tell me that "snuggles" teddy bear isn't a real care bear or that Jesus Christ doesn't work down at the local jeffy lube.

Second, what is the connection between an "imaginary lumberjack" and paper towels?

Or rabits and (c?)serial? or vampires with choclate coated sugar that is besting tasting when inserted into a bowl (or cup, your choice) of milk (or cream and vinger)?

Regards,
Budec
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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

White trash don't like keeping a bucket of old t-shirts for wiping grease off engines. The message? "Use murdered trees to clean your engine and DRIVE REAL FAST UNTIL YOU DIE." Must be one of "Bob"'s secret plans. MUST be.

Her Ladyship Lilith
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