Subject: Dear Subgenius Failing Memory Expert

From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Oct 19, 2002

Where was I?
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From: <SGSpice@safe-mail.net>

i forgot.
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"excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

What was his question, again?

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From: <SGSpice@safe-mail.net>

who are you and where are my pants?
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:

>Where was I?

Were you?

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Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
"Today the business of business is becoming the constant invention of new
business."
- Marshall Macluhan
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From: virtualole@aol.com (VirtualOle)

>Where was I?

You were just about to notice the tattoo on the back of your left hand that says "Remember Sammy Jenkis." That would prompt you to note the other tattoos on your body instructing you to find and kill the man who killed your wife.

I was going to buy "Memento" on DVD for my wife for Christmas and kept forgetting to do it, so I had to write myself a note to do it on the back of my hand.

My friend Erik said, "You had to write a note on your body to remember to buy 'Memento' -- how fucked up is that?"

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Ole Olson, P.O. Box 592, Ishpeming, MI 49849


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