From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Feb 2, 2003
OK, now when the Jewish fellow climbed on board that shuttle, didn't he bring along all his secret Jewing equipment? And now that there was a crash, don't like a bunch of Rabbis have to make sure that all the secret sacred pieces of special Jew-ware are found and spirited back to the main Jewish Temple, so that it isn't like desecrated by all these gentiles finding out all the secrets, like the real name of the big Kahuna?
Or no...wait a minute that is the Masons.
Sorry.
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
The only way that could happen was if they deactivated his Jewish self-destruct device(*) when he passed through the security checkpoint, after getting his boarding pass.
(*) and don't tell me that you've never heard of a Jewish man or woman with self-destructive tendencies.
--
"It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody
running around just covered with syphilis?
And then it was destroyed by the volcano."
--Joan Collins
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