From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.jesus-christ,alt.slack
Date: Sat, Aug 10, 2002 3:55 AM
Message-ID: <3D54C70B.B0919B7A@yahooX.com>
If Jesus and Hitler were in the same room and Jesus
had a gun in his hand would he kill Hitler to save
ten to fourteen million lives even if over half of
them didn't believe in him?
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From: Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
Which Jesus?
I guess the one true jesus of sales would offer Hitler the gun at a knock down price then hold out for big money on the bullets.
Dode
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From: Jim Vandewalker <jim.vandewalker@verizon.net>
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."
--Matthew, 10:34
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troll-paranoia we've created for ourselves here.
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From: Ronny <zot@ron.ald>
So what's your answer? That Jesus would kill Hitler, or that Jesus wouldn't mind 14 million people being killed?
Or do you mean that Jesus would allow Hitler to kill
14 million people, and then he'd kill Hitler?
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From: "Bonehead" <bonehead714@nospamhotmail.com>
He would allow Hitler to walk him through the streets
of Berlin with a crown of barbed wire, carrying a wooden
swastika on his back, and then let himself be hammered
to said swastika, and profess by hanging from this
swastika and dying on it, he was somehow gonna save
those 14 million Jews and everyone else on the planet,
including Hitler... OH yeah and Hitler would still
have the gun...
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From: Pious Paul <piousboy@unclewebster.com>
Ronny wrote:
> So what's your answer? That Jesus would kill Hitler,
or that Jesus
> wouldn't mind 14 million people being killed?
> Or do you mean that Jesus would allow Hitler to
kill 14 million people,
> and then he'd kill Hitler?
Why does Jesus need to be in the same room with Hitler to do something about him?
As far as I'm concerned, considering the way you Christian morons think, "Jesus" is Hitler, "Jesus" is responsible for not only the Holocaust, but for the WTC disaster as well.
How can you be so stupid to say that your "Jesus" saves us but has nothing to do with world's daily genocide?
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
> Why does Jesus need to be in the same room with
Hitler to do something
> about him?
Well, looking back on how things turned out I'd say
we should at least give it a try.
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From: Ronny <rt@nor.dla>
I think Jesus should rewind Hitler's life and let him
waste 14 million Xians, this time.
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From: "Dr. Rev Chuck, MD., PA" <cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>
Give Adolf the gun, let him shoot jesus instead. Sure
as hell couldn't make things worse.
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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
> Sure as hell
Sure as what?
Admit it. Jesus Christ is your savior. You might think that it's "cool" right now to be a flippant jackanape and disparage Christ, but your life will be at an end before you know it, and you had better make amends before it's too late.
There will be hell to pay, and that's FOREVER.
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From: Phylter <phylter@NOSPAhMotmail.com>
And what part of the southern states of the USA do YOU live in?
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From: Ron <mr@ron.ald>
Which state has Xians that swear like sailors?
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From: Phylter <phylter@NOSPAhMotmail.com>
Errrrm, all of 'em??
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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
>Which state has Xians that swear like sailors?
Texas. That was an easy one.
Cheerful Charlie
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From: Ron <big_r@the.spot>
I guessed it would be either that, or Oklahoma.
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From: Pious Paul <piousboy@jesusanswers.com>
> Which state has Xians that swear like sailors?
The state of confusion?
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From: Ron <mr@ron.ald>
> Sure as what?
Sure as "hell." Can't you fucking read?
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From: "David J. Vorous" <dave@thellamaranch.com>
> Admit it. Jesus Christ is your savior.....
Savior from what? Prove your god exists, then everyone will change.
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http://www.TheLlamaRanch.com
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From: Pious Paul <piousboy@jesusanswers.com>
[Responding to Artemia Salina]
The only thing I know for sure is that YOU are a complete
fucking moron.
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From: "Dr. Smartass" <gekido@astroboymypantsmail.com>
[Responding to Artemia Salina]
Do you have another track on your CD, or is it all the same shit?
I challenge your invisible friend to come and get me. He should be so lucky if I spit in his eye before I nail his ass to something.
--
Doc Smartass-=-=-aa# 1939-=-=-BAAWA Knight
Is Your Computer RIAA-approved?
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From: Ronny <rt@nor.dla>
Pious Paul wrote:
> Why does Jesus need to be in the same room with
Hitler to do something
> about him?
Because Jesus is an incompetent wanker. Well, he would
be if he weren't dead, that is.
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From: Pious Paul <piousboy@jesusanswers.com>
If he lived he's certainly dead by now, looooooong dead, in fact.+
--
He arose again, according to the scriptures....
I arise as well, according to the pornography.
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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>
HE WAS THE FUCKING SAVIOUR YOU ASSHOLE QUIT FUCKING
TALKING STOOBID SHIT ABOUT HIM BEFORE HE GETS THE MOOD
ON TO SMITE YOUR ASS
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From: Pious Paul <piousboy@jesusanswers.com>
Prove it, you fucking moron.
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From: Ron <mr@ron.ald>
Blackout wrote:
> HE WAS
[chop]
"Was" being the operative word, here.
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From: Phylter <phylter@NOSPAhMotmail.com>
[responding to Blackout]
Errrrm, your CapsLock key appears to on, either that,
or your just another braindead redneck from "No-front-teeth,
Arkansas" Probably both, do you have the intelligence
to turn capslock off?
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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
I don't know, that looks more like a West Virginia or Alabama CAP-LOCK then an Arkansas one.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't
remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."
Grampa Simpson
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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>
[responding to Phylter]
NO SHIT IT "APPEARS TO ON", BRAINIAC, I FUCKING
TURNED IT ON TO FUCKING EMPHASIZE MY POINT. QUIT TALKING
SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING SAVIOUR BEFORE HE FRIES YOUR
ASS FOR ALL ETERNITY. ARE YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED THAT
YOU YOU DON'T GRASP THAT?
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From: Pious Paul <piousboy@jesusanswers.com>
Blackout wrote:
> THE FUCKING SAVIOUR
LOL!
--
"This post is an insincerity on the part of this
man of sin"
--fervent 3/27/02
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From: fnord <fnord@alltel.net>
[responding to Blackout]
The point you're emphasizing is that you don't have anything to go on, so you're substituting volume for reasn. We *all* grasp that.
And as far as your 'savior' goes, fuck him.
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From: Phylter <phylter@NOSPAhMotmail.com>
[responding to Blackout]
THERE THERE, CALM YOURSELF. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SHOUT,
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE OPPOSING OPINIONS TO YOURS,
GET USED TO IT.
BTW, GO BLOW THE FUCKING SAVIOUR YOU LOVE SO MUCH, TELL
HIM I SAID "HI" SORRY, I FORGOT, HE DOESN'T,
AND NEVER DID EXIST.
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From: "Dr. Smartass" <gekido@astroboymypantsmail.com>
Phylter <phylter@NOSPAhMotmail.com> wrote:
> another braindead redneck from "No-front-teeth, Arkansas" Probably
bahahahahaha!! I'm tempted to see if there's really
such a town...
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From: "David J. Vorous" <dave@thellamaranch.com>
Blackout wrote:
> HE WAS THE FUCKING SAVIOUR YOU ASSHOLE QUIT FUCKING
TALKING STOOBID SHIT
> ABOUT HIM BEFORE HE GETS THE MOOD ON TO SMITE YOUR
ASS
Let's see your petty little god start with the smiting.
All it would have to do is just smite a few prominent
non believers and all others would start believing.
It shouldn't be too hard to find non believers since
there are over 25 million of us in the US and most
of the rest of the world doesn't believe in your god
either.
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From: fnord <fnord@alltel.net>
"STOOBID SHIT"
heh... I guess you know all about "stoobid shit,"
blackie. Oh, and BTW, I challenge your pathetic, non-existant
god to go ahead and smite away. I challenge *you* to
prove you'r a good christian by following the proofs
set out in the bible: drink poison and take no affect
from it. While you're at it, why don't you move a mountain
or two with your faith, O faithless one?
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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
I'd like to see the X-tains shove Cobras up their asses!
Like a combinations of snale handleing and coming to
terms with their latent Homo-Sexual tendicies, which
they fear and manafest as brutal homophobic behavior.
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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
>HE WAS THE FUCKING SAVIOUR YOU ASSHOLE QUIT FUCKING
TALKING STOOBID SHIT
>ABOUT HIM BEFORE HE GETS THE MOOD ON TO SMITE YOUR
ASS
Now your calling Jesus a Fag! You go to Hell! you go
to hell & you die!
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From: "Dr. Smartass" <gekido@astroboymypantsmail.com>
[responding to Blackout]
Jesus can kiss my Cherokee ass, white-eyes.
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From: Phylter <phylter@NOSPAhMotmail.com>
Pious Paul <piousboy@unclewebster.com> uttered:
> Ronny wrote:
> How can you be so stupid to say that your "Jesus" saves
Answered your own question there Pious
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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
>> How can you be so stupid to say that your "Jesus" saves
Jesus Saves! Damn it! Everyone knows Jesus is a closer!
Budda is the one you call in to save a game! His ERA
is 1.25! He can out pitch Jesus any day!
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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
"Pious Paul" <piousboy@unclewebster.com> wrote
> How can you be so stupid to say that your "Jesus"
saves us but has
> nothing to do with world's daily genocide?
Because we all have immortal souls so nothing that happens here is anything more than an illusion, DUH! Even the pain of the victims is wiped away as though it had never happened after they die. Sheesh, I am so sick of the "Why does God let all this bad stuff happen" argument. Because NONE OF IT IS REAL is why!! Shit, even Philip K Dick, that crankhead, knew THAT much.
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the way yours is ("--"). -- Some Linux
Freak
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From: Ron <mr@ron.ald>
Go stab yourself in the chest with a steak knife. Hey,
it's no big deal, because it's not real.
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From: Phylter <phylter@NOSPAhMotmail.com>
[responding to Rev. Magdalen]
Who told you that shit, and why did you believe it?
Lemme guess, high dopamine levels??
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From: "David J. Vorous" <dave@thellamaranch.com>
Rev. Magdalen wrote:
> Because we all have immortal souls....
No, you CLAIM we have a 'soul' but have done nothing
to prove it. Until you get that proof, you're just
blowing smoke out your ass.
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From: Pious Paul <piousboy@jesusanswers.com>
I have an immoral soul, does that count?
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From: "Dr. Smartass" <gekido@astroboymypantsmail.com>
[responding to Rev. Magdalen]
Ah, I see...so if a child is raped by her pastor, is doesn't matter because it's not real.
Right.
You're a complete whack-job, twinkie. You belong in a drool academy, making baskets and taking the little blue pills.
Better stay the fuck away from _my_ kids.
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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
It matters -- that pastor has failed this Earthly test and will go to Hell, which will matter very much to him. But it would not have been right for God to intervene, because not only would that have been cheating on the test, that would make the pastor a mere puppet of God, not a creature with free will.
God does not force us to do anything, nor does he prevent us from doing anything, because we are His children, not His puppets. Those who suffer will have so much joy and healing in heaven that it will be as though their suffering had never happened to them. But just because the victims will be made whole again does not mean it is ok to do anything you want to anyone you want -- this isn't a free-for-all game, it is a test, and the consequences are eternal and irrevocable.
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