Subject: Would you like to.....

From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 9, 2003

Swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar

Well, would you... PUNK?
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

I'd rather be a mule.
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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

On Sun, 09 Mar 2003 13:49:15 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV <xenuxenu@netzero.net> wrote:

>Hah! My sentiments exactly.
>I would say that great minds think alike,
>but I know that this is obviously not the case.
>
>Nenslo! An "also ran" in the human race.

Just think of all those ham and cheese sandwiches in the other room.
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

I'd rather be a multimillionaire.

I've known that ever since elementary school.

When the teacher asked, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" to all the little kids and they said, "doctor or soldier or lap dancer pr serial killer", and other stuff like that, I said "millionaire, no, better make that multimillionaire."

So the teacher asked me "Why?", and I replied, "So I can buy the services of a doctor, or a soldier, or a lap dancer or a serial killer or whoever, WHENEVER I WANT!"

All the other kids thought I had a good point.
--
"It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody
running around just covered with syphilis?
And then it was destroyed by the volcano."
--Joan Collins
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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

No, I'd like three.

Or five.

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"Priest Turns Confession Booth into 'Erotic Lingerie Modeling Booth for Boys'"

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