Subject: Re: Today is Perfect

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 15, 2002 4:08 PM

Golly Stang, even though I'm here in Parma, I see the glow on the
Eastern Horizon already. It's ablaze with love.

I don't know why, but you've inspired me to make myself a huge bowl of
EGG SALAD. With real full fat Hellman's Spin Blend and genuine sweet
pickle relish and naught else. Eating it will be the highlight of my
day. Umm, that's kind of depressing right there but, well, when given
lemons you can always start to make egg salad. Er, well, something
yellowish anyhow.

Have a really nice time period there and try not to get too much sleep!

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Subject: Re: Today is Perfect
From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> Nobody is sick. Nothing is broken. I have the perfect wife. She is
> happy. My house is perfect. My neighborhood is perfect. The weather is
> perfect. It is cool. The bills are paid.
> ....
> The prior few dozen years of banging my head against a brick wall,
> seemingly endlessly, was in fact WORTH IT, AFTER ALL!!

Fuck you.

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Subject: Re: Today is Perfect
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

<dyskolos@menander.org> wrote:

> Fuck you.

Oh, I get it! Icing on the cake. MMMMMMMM.

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Subject: Re: Today is Perfect
From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote...

> The prior few dozen years of banging my head against a brick wall,
> seemingly endlessly, was in fact WORTH IT, AFTER ALL!!

Damn I love having moments like those. What a cheap high. The trick is
having them even when shit ain't perfect, but then if I did, I would be
mentally ill.

Well I am a SubGenius; by definition and proxy I'm mental to begin with.

Here's to PermaGrin.

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