Subject: Today is NOT Perfect

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 20, 2002 1:04 PM

It's fucking HOT up here in this attic office, and I do NOT want to
make these fucking phone calls and deal with these fucking orders.

Just so you know, it's not all sweetness and light.

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Subject: Re: Today is NOT Perfect
From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

I'll stand in front of my 10,000 BTU ice blaster on "freeze the whole house"
setting, and let my nipples get hard just for YOU.

Feeling better?

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Subject: Re: Today is NOT Perfect
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>

Two things to remember:

-It's probably much hotter in Dallas than in your current abode.
-At the end of the day, you can share a cool bath with your beloved
Princess.

It's a matter of putting it all in perspective, dear. Now go have a glass
of ice water with a slice of lemon. You'll feel much better!

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Subject: Re: Today is NOT Perfect
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

Think how hot it's going to be for the PINKS come X-DAY!!

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Subject: Re: Today is NOT Perfect
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Thanks, but now I just seem to be getting sweatier and sweatier, and my
desk is trying to hump me, or something.

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Subject: Re: Today is NOT Perfect
From: "glassgnost" <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>

WTF? Sweetness and Light? Are you backslidining into fucking PINKNESS on us?

This Doktor's Advice: Work naked and swill Absinthe with Schaffer's beer
chasers. and Frop.

Leela: I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball... oddball.

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