AC: You started it, right lynn?
LG: I started it you're darn right I started it I didn't
start it I....
*
CB: The toilet overflowed,
UN: The toilet overflowed?
CB: The toilet overflowed.
MD: That's TOO BAD.
AC: Feeling better Stoney?
SS: Yeah, I'm feeling great.
CB: I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
SS: Derby feels like a million dollars.
DS: Curt Burch feels like he's going to throw up, is
that true, Curt?
CB: Yes,Mom, Dad, I'm sorry; I'm sorry, Mr. Whately,
I'm sorry, Mr. Connaly.
DS: He doesn't have his glasses on, Mom and Dad, when
he got rid of those glasses is when it started. When
he got rid of the glasses; I'm sorry, that had nothingn
to do with it; it was the glasses and maybe, maybe
the bell bottoms.
LG: Have you thrown up?
CB: Not yet.
LG: Has he thrown up in here?
CP' He hasn't thrown up yet. Sorry...I won't verify
that.
LG: Doug. I'm going in sane.
DS: Well join the rest of the crowd!
LG: I DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE REST OF THE CROWD!
DS: But you say you're going insane
LG: Not that kind of insane. I'm going normal insane,
not loony insane.
DS: You in a bag, cat, you bug out!
LG: (TO CB) How long you been drunk?
CE7s I don't know.
LG: You started getting drunk about 11, didn't you?
CB: I don't know. How do I get out of this?
DS: Look, Curt, you aren't gonna come down. You're never
gonna come down.
LG: Come on, Doug, don't be mean to him, he's never
baen drunk,
DS: You're always gonna be drunk, Curt.
CP: I'll never come down??
DS: You'll never be sane again. See, that's the thing
about getting really
drunk. That's the difference between being sorta drunk,
and really drunk.
When you're really drunk, once you get that way, it
doesn't ever leave you.
JL: Think what he feels right now, though. Think of
the fact that he doesn't
know he's on a merry-go-round, but he's NOT on a merry-go-round.
Think of the fact that he doesn't know he's on a this,
but he's on a that. Think of the
fact that he doesn't know he's on the Log Ride, but
he is. Think of the fact
that he doesn't know he's on the roller coaster ride,
but he is! Think of
the fact that he doesn't know he's on the Spanada, drunk
roller coaster
ride but he IS in the SpanadaJ
(close to microphone, whispering intensely) Think of
the fact that he's not
on the fact that a group of drunks possibly insists
that a group of drunka
possibly insists that anybody would be on the fact that
he's very symbolically
drunk. Think of the fact that a person is symbollically
drunk, wouldn't know what's wrong with him. Emotion
is Heironymous Bosch, which I mean by Brock (sp?),
would probably be very cosmically drunk; I mean that;
I mean a person that's "Brock. is a person that's
'Bach.' Brock and Bock mean the same thing; in other
words a person who's 'Brockilly' drunk is a person
who's 'Bockily' drunk.
DS: You people are using the wrong drug, that's all
I have to say.
LG:I know, I feel the same way.
DS: You're using the wrong drug, daddy-o, you're gonna
get sick that way.
LG: Be nice to Curt, please7
DS: Well? I mean, I mean, he's not gonna remember any
of this damn thing anyway.
CB: I still don't know what's going on.
LG: I know.
JL: (extremely slurred) That's the truth. Don't think
you're above everybody here. That's the only thing
to remember.
CB: Are you guys trying to make me sick some more?
JL: Uh huh.
CB: Why?
JL: The only thing to remember is that you're above
everybody here.
LG: Jim, shut up! Please!
CB: Why are you saying that?
JL: Because I know that if you really believe it you'll
lnow that you are
above everybody hereand that the only problem is that
you don't believe
you are above everybody here
UN: Are you? Do you believe?
JL: I do. Some people. Not that I'm drunk, I don't believe
that I'm above everybody here; because I'm very drunk.
But I believe that you're drunk enough to think that
you're very drunk. That's about all. I'm very drunk.
But what I believe, even though I'm not, I believe
I'm drunk enough to be above everybody here. That's
why I'm drunk enough to think, hell, I've drunk scotch,
bourbon,
CB: Put on Swiss Movement or something. I'm tired of
this Judy Garland shit.
LG: It just came on! We've been listening to ~Swiss
Movement for three hours!
CB: Put on Cat ~Stevens.
UN~ Huh?
DS: (brandishing microphone): I'm only the ears, folks,
I'm only the ears.
*
HW: (quoting a song, singing)s There's mutiny in the nursery, There's mutiny in the. nursery, Mother Goose is on the loose Her kids are swingin out.
DS: I've heard that cartoon.
HW: Four and twenty blackbirds, baked in a pie, when the pie was opened the birds began to swing,oh there's mutiny in the nursery, theres...(etc.)
DSs Really good. Good song. Like that.
JL: (takes microphone to himself; no one at party can
hear him. Whispering.) (indecipherable)....Curt Burch
won't let me talk to him because Lynn Gaspar talked
to him & convinced him that he's drunk; therefore
I can't talk to him and convince him that he's just...
out of his first plane of reality. Therefore Lynn Gaspar
is taking over this plane... therefore I have failed...
at the first plane, but when it comes to the 14th plane,
I have succeeded. Believe me, God, I have succeeded...
don't let this first plane receed... let the first
plane see silence has been God, silence is God; therefore
God is (unintelligible) .... 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6,7,8,
'3, lO, l1, 12, 13th, 14th Believe me it's all Curt
Burch, (unintelligible)...because Lynn Gaspar intercedes,
BELIEVE ME, on New Years Eve Lynn Gaspar interceded,
I mean I can't help it; she just interceded. I don't
know if she paid the money; however she paid in all
the pain and shit that she suffered, y'knowwhatImean?
I mean she paid in all the shit that she suffered because
I wasn't back before 11:30, right, because I had been
drinking. Okay, fine. But she PAID for this pain that
she suffered to Curt Burch, because she hasn't.., paid
for the pain because I didn't return till 11:30. If
you don't get it, that's life. But I mean, you know,
I mean that's life. Well, I've been 25, 23' 35, 45,
55, 60; Curt got the real thing, okay fine....
AC: First time... first time. A virgin wino...
JL: A VIRGIN WiNO, I mean that's life... That's life,
that's life, that's life...
AC: Right through the thin, tenuous membrane... Right
through the membrane of that tenuous scotch and bourbon...and
whiskey...
JL: And wine, beer and wine andbeer and wine... I mean it! Wine, and beer; but people don't believe us.
AC: No; you mix the stuff and you really go ....(unintelligible)
JL: It's not moving at all...
AC: You mix the stuff and it's deadly. Deadly poison. You can ask Lynn's grandmother about it. She knows that if you mix it, it's death.
JL: DEATH IS LIKE... LIFE.
AC: He drank sixteen beers. And that one little jig of whiskey, that just killed, right there.
HW: (snatching microphone) I don't know if you can hear me saying this, but I haven't slept for over 48 hours. 72 hours now...
JL: If you've only got one pocket, you're not alive!!
HW: You know, you're so stupid you don't know your prick from K-Mart. You're so stupid you don't...
JL: You're so stupid you don't know you r prick from two lights on a policecar from Carrolton.
HW; You're so stupid you don't know your nuts from Batteries Not Included.
AC: You're so stupid you don't know your nuts from... ducks.
HW: You're so stupid you think your penis is all about It's Too Late... You think that song's about your penis.
JL: You're so stupid you don't know that Curt Burch thinks that a Canadian Whiskey, uh, Rose, is the same as two pricks sitting over a hot roasting open fire.
HW: You're so stupid you think your penis is a watering glass...
LG: Hello, hello, hello...
JL: Doug, sometimes I think everything is a dead eyelash, sometimea I think that bred, dead people are the same as the 14th level of human beings, on the level on which Nirvanas are used, the level on which humon beings, which think like apes, which is a ten-thousand year evolution level, is not true because life is not real on the time level... I mean, time does not exist, therfore life does not exist, that's why I am back to the amoeba and the fact that Stoney vomited, Because life dosa not live sn that level, amoebas live on that level. Amoebas are before life. Amoebas are....
HW: You're so stupid you don't know your penis from "Baparesco" (sp?)...
*
JL: I've told what I think, that amoebas are not life; amoebas are before life. Okay, all I can do is smile like this, and talk to you and explain it later. Because if I smile like this and talk to you and explain it later, you'll understand. Because half, 50% of this I can explain later, and 50% I can explain now. And the 50%that I can explain now, you'd understand, but the 50% that I'd explain later, you couldn't understand... and I'll explain it later, when you're the 50% that I'm not 50%. that's because it's (?) and I've got a bellybutton. Look at it. A bellybutton -- pretty nice, huh?
DS: Yeah.
JL: Thank you. It's a very good bellybutton. Curt Burch
has almost as good a
bellybutton. Listen to the end of this song, it's got
a very good end.
The end of this song has a weird chord, if we could
get to this speaker here
Thank you very much; sit down right here, next to the
couch; I want you to
hear this ending chord. Which is the volume switch?
Watch this.
(tape recorder stops momentarily)
Doug, don't turn off the tape recorder! Ok finel I just
wanta hear one chord.
About 30 seconds. Finnnne. Lynn's talking about Curt
getting O.K. and telling Ana. That's finebecause 1
don't care. You understand. I pissed a couple of times...
I'm sorry. I wish Doug would talk, but he's not so
egocentric (unintelligeble) ,'
LG: Did you take some wine in the car when you left?
JL: Oh no; come on, I just brought back some Spanada
LG: (accusing) Did you take any to drink with you? You
didn't take...
JL: No, we just brought back some Spanada for you all
to drink.
LG: Okay...
JL: (into microphone) Shit, I'm lying so fucking much.
It's ok, I don't care
*
(DS and JL discuss an upcoming journey. Doug sets a
date, and Jim states
that it is "O.K." and that he will believe
the journey will take place.)
JL: Because right now, I believe in the theory that
O.K. is O.K., whether Lynn
thinks Mummy will take Mrs. Heikula will do so and so,
whether Mum thinks
Cold Duck will be lost, therefore so and so; I believe
in O.K., therefore,
O.K. If anybody were to say a quote from Jim Long right
now, it would be,
'`OK, therefore OK; therefore, OK!" That's life
right now. After half a
bottle of Spanada, 1/2 a bottle of Rum Bacardi, 1/2
a bottle of Spanada with Hugh
and Curt Burch, about an eighth a bottle of scotch with
Curt, about two glasses of champaigne, it says, "OK
half a bottle of this... OK."
DS: We're almost out of tape. JL: It really isn't in this 1972 year. It's reaching the year where life is not a toad. God! Life is not a toad! Man, it's turning into the year where life is not a toad. It's progressed that one fucking level. That's what's fucked you up. The fact that life has been a toad for about half your levels until about 17, and then God damn, life turns into not a toad. It's great. In 2420 the problem will be completely cleared up, because life will definitely not be a toad. Right now, it is about one eighteenth a toad. Life's a toad, you hate toads; however in about an eighteenth of a millinium, life will not be a toad therefore you'll be able to smile during New Years. Which is what I've been waiting for for about eighteen years. What the fuck, I don't care. In about 5 years you'll be able to say, "life is not a toad." That's why.... (tape runs out)
*
(the following is the segment used at the end titles of WORLD OF THE FUTURE)
DS: We've gotta get a good recording quality on this...
JL: If you think that that makes any sense I'll repeat it again... I understand that this party has gone as far as a Lynn Gaspar party should have gone, "Blah, blah blah" is what I said just before I said what I just said. Because I thought that Lynn's grandmother should've taken up the level of cosmic consciousness that I just encompassed by the fact that I said, "Lynn Gaspar's party has gone as far as it should," because the point that she has been does not feel that the party should've gone this far because cosmic consciousness cannot escape this blah blah blah level, and that this level has blah blah blah encompassed every level that she has experienced has encompassed, therefore I believe that we should have at least half... a.... half a pint... of... now I'm gonna say it serious.
I believe, world, that we should have half a quart of scotch, go to some park with sweaters... and... coats, and drink it; and bring in the REAL New Year. Believe me, the real New Year hasn't fucking come yet. The real New Year comes when we're just sitting there smiling, kissing boys without using fucking hands, kissing girls because we really like them, not for sex; kissing everybody because fuck, man, it's just a fun thing to do.
And shit, fuck everything... We could sit there... and
we could do it with the half a pint of scotch, sit
in some fucking goddamn park and just be anonymous
to every other human being on the earth, which is what
it fucking takes... You've gotta be fucking anonymous
to every fucking moving animal. Down to the
fucking amoeba. It's weird as SHIT, man if you never
watch TV. If you watch
TV it's not weird, but believe me, if you don't watch
TV it gets weird as .SHIT
man because every fucking anonymous thing becomes anonymous
because everybody else watches TV BLAH BLAH BLAH BLA~i
What the fuck, are you doing sitting here talking to
a fucking microphone because you just finished off
half a gallon of S,panada, BLAH BLAb. BLAH you just
finished off another half gallon of Bacardi Rum, you
finished off another half gallon of regular.... shit,
sitting around, shooting off your mouth on something...
you're beginning to be inundated by molecules that
were hit by drunkeness BLAH BLAH BLAH you wanna talk
about something cosmic because the rest of the year
would go better, so would Doug's rest of the year...believe
me I know it would. Because drunkeness ia just the
way life goes on. And goes on in a way that life doesn't
go on when you say it goes 'on,' it goes on in the
way it goes on when you say that life goes ON. BLAH
BLAH BLAH, that's life in the big FUCKING city...
God, I'd like to go somewhere right now and get drunk drunk drunk DRUNK, have somebody drag me home, put me in my bed which I've already prepared by the way, so I can come in as drunk as I want, at 3:OO in the morning and have Alex come in and sleep in Anson's room, believe me, I've already prepared for that. BLAH BLAH BLAH. OK... OFF... WITH... TAPE... RECORDER!!!!
*
(Later. DS, with recorder, entera Bathroom where Curt Burch is on the floor and JL and LG are, again, standing around.)
DS: So what's up?
JL: Nothing. Actually. Nothing. You're gonna have to
close that door.
DS: FINE! (laughs) Hi, Curt! The wages of sin... all
the time...
JL: Record. RECORD RECORD RECORDI
DS: It's recording, don't worry,
LG: (to Curt) You want anything?
CBs No, I'm okay now.
JL: No, no, no. (indicates recorder) You're gonna hear
this in three
years, okay?
LG: Okay, (walks out the door)
CB: Stay...
(LG leaves and shuts door)
JL: Stay, he says... and he doesn't know it's gonna
be recorded, in three years,...
CB: You recording... ARE YOU RECORDING, DOUG?
JL: (laughs) Keep up the image of recording, blah blah
blah, rack rack rack,
nothing knows about nothing else, afterwards nothing
has been knowing
about nothing? BLAH BLAH BLAH; nothing about a half
gallon of Spanada,
being already drunk? Nothing about half a gallon of
scotch being already
drunk? Nothing about gargling, being already gargled!
CB: Hey, there's a hair on the bathroom sink...here
it is...
JL: Probablg a pubic hair. Do you think so7 Have you.,.
Curt, have you ever
looked at your pubic hairs7 You have? You've looked
through your legs
at your butt7 I have too, you know. I was just wondering
about it tonlght.
Have you, too? (to DS,)
DS: Yeah. Through a mirror.
JL: But you looked through your legs, like this? (JL
illustrates, bending
way down so his head is at his knees, looking between
his legs)
DS: Yeah, right...
JL: Right, that's the only way I can see 'em. I was
wondering how anybody
else can see them.
CBs You could look just down like this... (simply looks
between his 1eg8).
JL: No, are you talking about really seeing your anus,
though? Look through
the mirror, you know, that's sitting behind you? Looked
at your anus like this (demonstrates again)
CB: Are you recording, Doug7
DS: Yeah.
JL: (indicating Curt) He's done it. Look at the way
he talks.
DS: Yeah, he's made it out of there. He's back again.
LG: Curt? (from outside)
CBs Yeah, come on in.
LG: You okay in there?
CBs Yeah, I may continue throwing up. Who knows.
(JL again lists the things he has drank this night.)
JL: That's me. That's what I am right now.
(During this interval, it can be assumed that MD is off somewhere, fucking something.)
JL: I am mature... I... am going to college!
CB: Did you record me throwing up?
DS: No, I decided it wasn't worth the wait, I had no
idea when it waa gonna
come...so I just, well, what the shit... too many encountor
sessions going on.
CB: That's gonna be some tape. Some tape.
JL: Shit!
LG: It's starting to rain. Let's see if we can get
him home...
(A doorbell rings)
DS: Who can it be?
(a number of giggling female voices come in. Unintelligible.
They sound like
they are mimicing girls, silly society-tipe girls. But
we can't be sure.
It seems to be MW and others, returning from somewhere.)
DS: Well, what do you say about the party as a whole,
Martha?
MW: Oh, GEE, DOUG, IT WAS SOOO FUN!
DS: Don't feel that your self-consciousness is holding
you back,,.
(MW laughs)
DS: Including the laugh...what do you think about it!
MW: OH GEE DOUG, IT WAS SUCH FUN...
(Stoney Savage is out. On the couch. JL shakes him)
JL: Stoney... STONEYYYYYY... Ok, Stoney... it's your
best friend, stay down, stay down... your best friend
says Happy New Year.
SS: Happy New Year, Stoney... (very garbled)
JL: (walking away) WeSll, I did that because I wanted
it on the tape.
(END)
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