From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 11:31 AM
I worked all day yesterday on two Hours of Slack composed
of the best
of the last 3 weeks of live ESO Radio chatter about
warfull things,
plus all the war related original material from a.b.s.,
which was
mainly by LeMur and Salina. Two whole shows of sick
sick takes on the
Horrible War Thing.
Well, SHEEEIT.
The phone wakes me up this morning and it's Chaz saying,
"Wake up you
old coot and TURN ON THE TV!" Last time that happened
was the attack on
the World Trade Center.
So, I'm happy as hell to see it looks like the worst
is over and the
wrap-up might actually not be too bad or drag on too
hideously,
relatively, maybe. We're proud that DobbsCo Munitions
served all sides
so dependably. BUT GOD DAMN IT, WHERE'S BAGHDAD BOB?
Mohammad
al-Shahhaf. My main man. Probably already on his way
to L.A. with a hot
Fox contract in his hand, trying to decide between wrestling
commentator or new judge on "American Idol."
And now I have these real funny but already grossly
outdated shows.
Gotta come up with some kind of excuse for the time-phase.
Luckily
there's a whole side-rant on Time Control already mixed
in there. Huh
-- I guess I must be getting better at Time Control...
using it for an
excuse BEFORE I knew I needed an excuse.
Thank goodness we didn't make any predictions about
the war in these
shows. I learned my lesson in '98 apparently. YOU JUST
DON'T KNOW.
So now there are basically NO COPS in several of the
big cities in
Iraq. The locals already got to the computer gear, looting-wise,
otherwise I'd suggest that there might be a monitor
for Nenslo over
there somewhere. Before the British and U.S. soldiers
become the cops
by default.
Someone reported seeing an Iraqi with a hand-written
sign reading,
"HUMAN SHIELDS: GO HOME, U.S. WANKERS."
I understand that the various provinces and tribes of
Iraq are now
being divvied up between various American companies
as far as where to
put what factories and who'll run which fast food franchises.
But I'll wager that we'll NEVER EVER be told the TRUTH
about what
happened in the underground future-city beneath Baghdad.
OOPS, there I
go, making predictions again. I shouldn't be surprised
if there's a TV
special by Friday with Baghdad Bob hosting the incredible
footage of
the giant radioactive apes battling the flying jetpack
robo-men as lava
and flaming oil erupt into the streets of the Flash
Gordon-esque
underground city.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BET: BAGHDAD BOB BOBBLE-HEAD DASHBOARD
FIGURINES BY
NEXT WEEK.
Ooops.
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> I worked all day yesterday on two Hours of Slack
composed of the best
> of the last 3 weeks of live ESO Radio chatter about
warfull things,
> plus all the war related original material from
a.b.s., which was
> mainly by LeMur and Salina. Two whole shows of
sick sick takes on the
> Horrible War Thing.
> > Well, SHEEEIT.
Aaah, the anti-war shows have gotten quite popular
here in Champaign.
I'll bet I have 100-200 new listeners just in the last
2 months. I got
a spontaneous drive-by fund drive pledge 2 weeks ago.
On the other hand, those white/blue memorex CD-ROMS
have GOT TO GO.
Only one of our pro CD players will read them at all..!
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: KRONOS <null@void.com>
Well, the coalition must now "Win the Peace". TIME FOR AN ANTI-PEACE SHOW
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: Shining Path of Least Resistance <shinpath@osb.att.ne.jp>
This message was in soc.culture.iraq
under the headline IRAQIS DON'T DESTROY, EBAY THAT CRAP!
On 09 Apr 2003 16:44:32 GMT, in soc.culture.iraq globaldisc@aol.com
(Globaldisc) wrote:
>These Iraqi's are already dropping the ball. Don't
let the oppression you've
>lived under get the best of you....can you imagine
the bidding that would take
>place on Ebay for 1 good Saddam self portrait?
An original from a government
>ministry or better yet, a palace? Don't loot a
air conditioner for crissakes!
> Think memorabelia & Ebay!
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: purple <purple@tellurian.com>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Thank goodness we didn't make any predictions about
the war in these
> shows. I learned my lesson in '98 apparently. YOU
JUST DON'T KNOW.
I always do, Dougie.
I was right in '91 and I'm right once more. It ain't
over - more correct
predictions yet to come. You'll be hearing a lot of
me on the appropriate media
for the the next indefinite while.
MEANWHILE:
good one!!!
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
In article <3E947F35.5CE483CA@uiuc.edu>, Chas.
'Mark' Bee
<c-bee1@uiuc.edu> wrote:
> Aaah, the anti-war shows have gotten quite popular here in Champaign.
ANTI-WAR?!? Shit. I thought I was supporting the troops.
> I'll bet I have 100-200 new listeners just in
the last 2 months. I got
> a spontaneous drive-by fund drive pledge 2 weeks
ago.
>> On the other hand, those white/blue memorex
CD-ROMS have GOT TO GO.
> Only one of our pro CD players will read them at
all..!
That's ironic -- those "Music CDs" cost extra!
Memorex... figures...
must've been on sale that week. Well, they're all gone.
I just now
finished #884 and 885. I'll put yours on the Fuji and
see if that's any
worse.
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Yes, Dean, you very specifically said the war would
last 3.5 weeks.
3.5 weeks vaguely in the summer.
On March 19, I thought of your public prediction.
You may now go back to rescuing Manhattan from earthquakes
or whatever
it is that you do.
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)
<<But I'll wager that we'll NEVER EVER be told
the TRUTH about what happened in
the underground future-city beneath Baghdad. >>
Or -- what's STILL HAPPENING!
Maybe they'll come crawlin' back outta those tunnels
and BITE us in the ASS! I
hope they do, then Dean and his purple turban can go
back to sucking Criswell's
COCK!
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: purple <purple@tellurian.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 10, 2003 9:45 AM
Message-ID: <3E95758D.303B0D57@tellurian.com>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Yes, Dean, you very specifically said the war would
last 3.5 weeks.
> 3.5 weeks vaguely in the summer.
Keep up the stalking, Doug. Glad to see you doing your
homework. Summer
prediction was changed a month ago.
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
I collect kook material, and you're a kook that calls
yourself Bob
Dobbs, so of COURSE I read your posts. As I have said
before. I rarely
bother to respond to them. You still occasionally surprise
me with the
transparency of your desperation. The desperation itself
is old
history, it's just the transparency that's surpising.
I saw your
prediction on the Cloak and Dagger site and made a note
of it because
it was unusually specific, and I thought it might later
make good
mockery fodder if you were, J'lahn-like, actually dumb
enough to quote
HALF of it once the war happened. You said, "Mark
my words," and that
was one time that I followed your suggestion. Yes, I
care enough about
you to make fun of you, if you set yourself up for it
well enough, and
if there's an appreciative audience.
I have continued to read the Cloak and Dagger site even
though you
weren't posting there, because I find their weird fractured
takes on
politics fascinating.
Dean, the ONLY reason I pay any attention to you at
all is because you
use the name Bob Dobbs. That's the reason anybody ever
pays any
attention to you.
I figured that nobody else here would have noticed your
obscure war
prediction on that obscure website, so how could I resist
pointing out
what you'd memory-edited from yourself? You have gone
and slipped on
your own banana peel again, boy.
SHITTY memory-editing only works for the SHITTY MEMORY EDITOR.
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: purple <purple@tellurian.com>
You are one silly merehume, Doug, and I enjoy your making a fool of yourself.
Me, I never make a monkey of myself. And that's the truth.
> I have continued to read the Cloak and Dagger site
even though you
> weren't posting there, because I find their weird
fractured takes on
> politics fascinating.
Depends on which site. I now post on their new forum.
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: purple <purple@tellurian.com>
The response below, Doug, is so fuckin' ridiculous that
I just had to say it
again. I fear for your sanity.
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>
purple wrote:
> The response below, Doug, is so fuckin' ridiculous
that I just had to say it
> again. I fear for your sanity.
You're the one that pretends a piece of clipart.
Badly, I might add.
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Subject: Re: Damn, This Changes This Week's Show
From: purple <purple@tellurian.com>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> You may now go back to rescuing Manhattan from
earthquakes or whatever
> it is that you do.
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh...
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