Subject: Stang dead in auto accident?

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 5, 2003 5:39 PM

Has anybody heard if Stang was killed in an automobile accident a few
days ago?

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>

Yes.

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

Dibs on his porno collection and Betamax VCR!

--

"All I ask of Thee, Lord
is to be a drinker and fornicator
an unbeliever and a sodomite
and then to die."
- Claude de Chauvigny

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

nenslo wrote:
>
> Has anybody heard if Stang was killed in an
> automobile accident a few days ago?

Just that it was a rear-ender. I hadn't heard
that he had died.

--
"Proud and insolent youth,
prepare to meet thy doom."
-- Captain Jas. Hook

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: William Barwell <wbarwell@mylinuxisp.munged.com>

First Huey, now Stang. Its a conspiracy.
Where's Muldar and Sculley now that we need them?
Which of us is next?

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: hereticalmeme@msn.com (bendouglass)

OH MY BOB! STANG DEAD!!!! How can i go on living? Someone PLEASE tell what to do!

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: "Rev. Intrepid Fux" <clairevdbroek@hotmail.com>

Go shoot yourself for Bob (preferably at Disneyland)

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: glassgnost <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>

Rev. Intrepid Fux wrote:
>>OH MY BOB! STANG DEAD!!!! How can i go on living? Someone PLEASE tell what
>> to do!
>
> Go shoot yourself for Bob (preferably at Disneyland)

NOOOOOO!!!

But... But... That's wrong!

WRONG!!

1. The clientele at Magic Mountain in Valencia will be far more appreciative
of the show.

1a. I live near Valencia and have a camcorder.

2. PKD wrote that in Orange County, if you fuck up something like that, they
do something *very* bad to you.

Worse than jail. Worse than a drunk tank. Worse than a lockdown ward.

They BILL you for it.

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

What, again? This happened to him a few years ago, too, when he was
hit by that drunk driver. Then again, that's when we all learned that
he's actually Stang the Indestructible.

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: "Blackout" <blackout@BR549subgenius.com>

he ain't dead, he just smells that way

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Stang dead, again? This is getting ridiculous. Either die
right or don't die at all.

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: Jarto <stevejouanny@hotmail.com>

If he is dead, the Holocaustals will make up a more significant
percentage of the party. The Ivangelicals will be no more

--

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."
-Sir Winston Churchill

"Black is like the silence of the body after death, the close of life."
-- Wassily Kandinsky, 1911

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

He started gettin' "rear-ended" the day he became the Scribe.
Cornholing goes with the job. That why his eyes bug out slightly.

Well, Princess Wei can have the remnants of my memorial fund. I'm
dead now and don't really need it. She's a real smart gal, I'm sure
she can find a good use for $12.73.

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
A beautiful mind, but a really rotten brain

"You can't enjoy good comedy if you're dead."
-Comedy Central blurb

"I don't think I've ever seen four more beautiful eyes in my life.
Well, three."
- Groucho

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

Modemac<modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

>What, again? This happened to him a few years ago, too, when he was
>hit by that drunk driver. Then again, that's when we all learned that
>he's actually Stang the Indestructible.

For the same reason as Captain Scarlet?

--

A wise man once said, "If you are firmly rooted in the Tao, all the forces
of the earth may pull at you, and you will not be moved." Similarly, if you
are freely floating with the flow of Slack, you may make a thousand
journeys, and never feel the effort of a single step. - St. Marc

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Subject: Re: Stang dead in auto accident?
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Yeah, the guy who does Stang's voice is doing acid.


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