From: David Lee Black<popeblack@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 14:54:39 +0000
A SUBGENIUS is driving down a road. A HUMAN is driving down the same road from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the SUBGENIUS leans out the window and yells "UFO!!"
The HUMAN immediately leans out his window and yells, "LOSER!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the HUMAN rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge UFO in the middle of the road. The alien sex goddesses come out of the UFO and scrape his bloody carcass from the window pane of the saucer as if it were a bug. It is July 5, 1998.
A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down
the same road from
>the
>opposite direction.
>As they pass each other, the woman leans out the
window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately
leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds
the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle
of the road.
>
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