Subject: A big cluck for Freedom: Chickens at war

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics

The Philadelphia Inquirer passes along the engaging news that chickens
are being shipped to Kuwait to serve our great nation as more than
tender nuggets. They will be placed in cages atop Humvees driven by
Marines & other soldiers and should they keel over from gas or
biological attack, soldiers will immediately don protective gear. The
military calls it Operation Kuwaiti Field Chicken, or KFC.

"United Poultry Concerns, a group promoting 'the compassionate and
respectful treatment of domestic fowl,' says on its Web site that it
is 'ludicrous' that 'a military capable of blowing up the world must
rely on chickens.'" Aw, shuddup. If it works, it works!

Personally, I am proud of our brave chickens and anyone who opposes
their dedication to our great cause is helping the terrorists WIN. I
want an Operation Kuwaiti Field Chicken t-shirt so I can express my
national pride and support Our Boys in this vital venture. U.S.A.!!
U.S.A.!!

--

HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
Something like a cross between the X-Men,
Snowball the Signing Gorilla
and a Chunkendale.
A wondrous wad of exotic intent in 13E brogans. Howyadoin'?

"Most of the population done made the Devil their king
and they're workin' for him overtime!"
- "Green Pastures"

"I touched my 'lectric guitar to the mic stand in the rain
and Lord I felt Your power like I never will again"
- "Funzone"

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Subject: Re: A big cluck for Freedom: Chickens at war
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Now I've been happy lately,
thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be,
now that war has begun

Oh I've been smiling lately,
dreaming about the world destroyed
And I believe it could be,
now that the troops are deployed

Cause out on the edge of darkness,
there rides a chicken train
Oh chicken train take them humvees,
come take them home again

Now I've been smiling lately,
thinking about the dead human scum
And I believe it could be,
Nazi gorillas from inner earth, yum!

Oh chicken train sounding louder
Glide on the chicken train
Come on now chicken train
Yes, a piece of thick 'n' crispy

Everyone jump upon the chicken train
Come on now purple rain

Get your bags together,
go bring your good friends too
Cause it's getting nearer,
X-Day soon will be with you

Now come and join the surviving,
it's not so far from you
And it's getting nearer,
soon aliens will be here too

Now I've been crying lately,
thinking about the world as it is
Why can't we go on hating,
why can't we make them go piss off

Cause out on the edge of darkness,
there rides a chicken train
Oh chicken train take this country,
come take me home again Shub-Niggurath

--
"I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock
and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus,
June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all.
I'll be back."
--Executed Serial killer Aileen Wuornos

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Subject: Re: A big cluck for Freedom: Chickens at war
From: "Pope Dilbert" <Vatican@NYC.com>

I'm ready to buy all the duct tape and plastic I can afford .... if it will
help support our chickens overseas!

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